Solid Mantis's definitions

Goody two shoes

Someone who behaves within the rules and expects other people to do so.

The goody two shoes wanted to get them chastised/punished for not wearing a mask.

The goody two shoes expert gave a statistic of 99.97 percent efficiency for the vaccine and did a scientific experimental gamble on each and every person's life/soul.

by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020

Awesome

An overused word. People use it to describe shit that isn't awesome and never was. A word Eric Cartman from Southpark told himself he was when he found out nobody else really liked or respected him or his authoritie (or his bank account).

There was never anything awesome about Cartman from Southpark. If there were any likeable cartoon characters from Southpark, they were Terrence and Philip.

by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020

Game changer

A guy who plays 22 different video games in a weekend in his mothers basement is changing games a lot.

That fatass is a real game changer, he's been playing video games for 9 days in a row now.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

David Caruso sunglasses

The way David Caruso always takes off his sunglasses.

Dustin Hoffman must have taught David Caruso the David Caruso sunglasses.

by Solid Mantis February 24, 2021

Mediocre

A way of avoiding telling someone they're no good at something by telling them they're okay at it. Like wanting to tell an asshole what an asshole they are, but instead saying something like you are unique, telling somebody they're mediocre at something doesn't do anybody any good. Let them know there are other jobs if you don't want to tell them they're no good at something they're doing.

Are you really trying to show concern for somebody else's feelings or your own when you say he or she was mediocre at something?

by Solid Mantis August 14, 2019

Hypocrite

Someone who tries to tell somebody else they're uptight, then tries to tell them that they're nasty when they talk about shot uptight people don't talk about. A bullshit person.

The hypocrite told the guy one minute he was uptight, and the next minute told him he was too nasty and gross (and ill). She was as nasty as anybody, and thought all her kettles were too black.

by Solid Mantis August 7, 2019

Picture

A picture doesnt prove anything about a person, it shows the person can pose. Being a poser isnt something to brag about. A video is not much different, a person doesnt have to be themself in a video, so they can pretend to be just about anything.

A picture doesnt tell you anything about who somebody really is, or what they're really like, which is why social media is bullshit.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020