Forrest Gump- I tried to eat her pussy, but she tasted like cigarettes and beer Lietenant Dan.
Lietenant Dan- Its okay Forrest.
Girl- What is your friend stupid or somethin?
Lietenant Dan- What did you say?
Girl- I said is your friend stupid or somethin?
Lietenant Dan- Dont you ever call him stupid!
Lietenant Dan- Its okay Forrest.
Girl- What is your friend stupid or somethin?
Lietenant Dan- What did you say?
Girl- I said is your friend stupid or somethin?
Lietenant Dan- Dont you ever call him stupid!
by Solid Mantis June 07, 2020
by Solid Mantis September 15, 2019
Some people were disappointed that she tried to be her deceased grandmother she had never met, or Taylor Swift, or a thousand other people that weren't her despite all the be yourself bullshit she preached, but others had known her ling enough to know she had always been an imitator and a poser, and would never have been herself or been honest about who she really was with one person that knew her anyway, and that there would never be anything to get disappointed about.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021
Police officer- If you call 911 one more time complaining about some guy hitting you or being abusive, you're gonna be in big trouble ma'am.
Whining girl- It's funny now that it's over isn't it?
Police Officer- Nobody thinks you're funny anymore Percy. If your daddy wasn't the warden, we could stop spending so much of our time locking people up over stupidity.
Whining girl- It's funny now that it's over isn't it?
Police Officer- Nobody thinks you're funny anymore Percy. If your daddy wasn't the warden, we could stop spending so much of our time locking people up over stupidity.
by Solid Mantis February 22, 2021
There's no such thing as an innocent adult, even though the media often uses the term innocent civilians, or innocent lives.
Every adult has done something wrong at least once in their life, even those who died in a shooting or a plane crash. Stolen candy, told a lie, killed a bug that didn't really have to die, something. They were not entirely innocent before they got shot, or before they got on the plane that crashed. Thanks to the media, people often mistake people who did something considered a heroic act saints or heroes, like the person had never done anything cowardly or devious a few times in life, or even most of their lives other than the one heroic act.
by Solid Mantis July 06, 2019
The guy claimed that somebody else had a stranglehold on people's minds, but wouldn't let his own band members wear moo moo's or silly looking outfits because he wanted to keep the band's hard hitting image intact. He didn't want anybody to know his image for the entire band wasnt a reflection of who he really was.
by Solid Mantis January 03, 2021
Someone who knew you before you were a millionaire and had fans kissing your ass (or your full time job, custom house, husband/wife, kids, car, and all the other shit), and wont become one of the people kissing your ass.
His/her fans seemed to love the way he/she treated them, but anybody who disagreed with him/her or told him/her to shove his/her money/awards/honors/trophies up his/her ass was known as a hater by him/her.
by Solid Mantis July 30, 2020