Definitions by Solid Mantis

Mayberry 

The kind of town that has a sign outside the bank with a display of the time and temperature, a small town. A suburb usually has tens of thousands of people and a mall or two, though its not as crowded (urban) as a city. A small town out in the country is different than a suburb or a town in a suburban area.

Mayberry is about as small town as it gets.

Mayberry by Solid Mantis August 18, 2019

Monster 

Something some kids ran to their mother about when they were young.

Lindsay- Mommy the monster attacked me! Help!
Lindsay's Mother- It's gonna be okay, I'll get you working closely with law enforcement when you grow up, that way you can talk as much shit as you want. You're my mouth of the south even if everybody else in life rejects you.

Monster by Solid Mantis August 17, 2019

Mediocre 

You wouldn't tell a guy he was mediocre at something like eating pussy. You would tell him look, you suck at this, go on YouTube and watch a video about how to eat a pussy. If you're still no good at it, you never will be, try doing something else.

The mediocre gunman didn't kill all his targets, but did get arrested quickly. His targets were glad he was just mediocre at what he did.

Mediocre by Solid Mantis August 16, 2019

Study 

A room that usually looks like a tornado came through, the winds ripped apart the walls and roof, rearranged all the clothes in the room and left them on the floor, then reassembled the walls and roof of the house the room was in. A room that reflects the inhabitant of the room, quiet and introspective but thought to be outgoing. A plain, simple way to describe the room is a messy room to study opponents from.

The girl had many things hidden away from the public eye in her study, despite being the kind of hypocrite who claimed she had nothing to hide.

Study by Solid Mantis August 16, 2019

Study tower 

A tower several stories high that someone studies their opponent from while being literally over their head enough that they wouldn't need any metaphors.

The girl thought several steps ahead of anyone she studied from her study tower.

Study tower by Solid Mantis August 16, 2019

Psych ass whooping

A psychological ass whooping, if there is such a thing.

The boy said he was psychologically tired of getting a psych ass whooping, if that was somehow possible. His mother told him that it would be okay and that it would pass if he took a nap.

Psych ass whooping by Solid Mantis August 14, 2019

Sawn asunder 

Sawed in half by 2 guys, usually hanging with the head down and feet up.

Leroy thought the guy might want to have him sawn asunder, but the guy really just wanted to jigsaw Leroy's head a little bit.

Sawn asunder by Solid Mantis August 14, 2019