Solid Mantis's definitions
by Solid Mantis June 6, 2019
Get the Gator mouthmug. The dog didn't like the mail chick or anybody shaped like the mail chick. Something about the buzz haircut triggered the dog, and it would always start chasing her.
by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020
Get the Mail chickmug. A way to pacify a group of people you've just deployed the national guard and police against after stealing from millions of people they tell that they're concerned about for years.
Here's your stimulus check, you won't mind if the national guard tells you where you can go and what you can do from now on will you? They're concerned about you, don't be concerned about them, be a good puppet and comply with everything they say, it's in your best interest.
by Solid Mantis March 27, 2020
Get the Stimulus checkmug. You hear about rappers with names like Capone, Noriega, or Scarface, but you dont hear a rapper pick a name like Spadafora. Nobody seems to want to be the rapper that got decapitated.
Spadafora rapped about being a physician and criticized enough people in his rhymes that several other rappers conspired to torture him and cut his head off and make it look like a robbery gone bad. They did not like the shit this guy was saying.
by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020
Get the Spadaforamug. No matter what new technology comes out, people will keep allowing themselves to get dumber and dumber.
Technology doesn't represent an advanced society of people, these are the same people they were before the technology came out, except now they have different gadgets.
by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020
Get the Technologymug. Hopefully New Yorkers tell the wildfire to go fuck itself with the out with the old, in with the new order shit should the wildfire ever try to tell them Coney Island needs a new replacement roller coaster for their aging roller coaster, the way people in North/South Carolina allowed Thunder Road to get hit with a wrecking ball. Thunder Road wasn't junk to everybody, and not everybody wanted it to disappear.
The wildfire wanted to rip the Cyclone apart with wind shear while it burned down, but New Yorkers wouldn't allow the wildfire to keep trying to fuck with it hopefully. Dark days are ahead if ever they accept that kind of thing.
by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021
Get the Cyclonemug. A diversion for some of the elite to keep people focused on baseball scandals instead of the people who are taking their (the fans) money.
The sign stealing scandal got the attention of a lot of people, it distracted them from what the elite who are not part of any sports organization were doing with their money, and with their own time.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2020
Get the Sign stealing scandalmug.