Solid Mantis's definitions

Poodle people

Somebody that tricked you into thinking they are a pitbull.

She was one of the poodle people, but don't let the cute surface fool you, she is not to be underestimated, and she will kill you dead.

by Solid Mantis April 23, 2021

Lecherous

A one-sided sexual interest.

The unclefucker had always had a one-sided, lecherous interest in his/her uncle, and never saw that his/her uncle was not interested.

by Solid Mantis July 4, 2020

Druggie

An insult used to describe someone who currently does drugs.

The guy wanted to look for trouble by calling anyone who had ever tried drugs (especially drugs other than weed) in their life a druggie. He liked that sort of thing, he thought it was hilarious, no matter the consequences for everyone involved.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

Youtube

Nowadays, youtube has become a medium for some folks to rant about what they dont have the heart to say in person to somebody.

Some people are turning youtube into an unhilarious joke (which is the worst kind of joke).

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020

Selfie stick

What several million years of human evolution and advances in technology gave you.

It wasn't so long ago that people just had sticks, fast forward a few millennia and with a selfie stick you can take a picture of your friends eyeball from any distance or angle, or you can take a picture of human faces. That's pretty weird, but people are pretty weird what do you expect.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Autoerotic bolito

What Caine from Kung Fu died of.

Caine started jerking off, then put the bolito around his own neck just before he was about to get off to see if it would be more intense, and ended up losing part of the hand he jerked off with trying to keep the wire from slicing his carotid artery and jugular vein, along with his head eventually, before the bolito stopped. It might have been a different kind of intense experience for him. He was the first person to ever try the autoerotic bolito, and was actually successful in the sense that the bolito did what it was supposed to do.

by Solid Mantis February 27, 2021

Lance Ballinstrong

A 5 foot nothing guy who plays basketball with one kidney.

Lance Ballinstrong at a bar- Ladies, I am five feet tall and I have only one kidney left ever since I left the bar one night with with this one girl. My coach calls me five foot nothing. If my team needs someone to dunk the ball, they pass it to me, since nobody expects me to be able to do it and I shock the other team every time.

by Solid Mantis January 13, 2021