Solid Mantis's definitions

Carefree

Someone who doesnt give a shit about the public opinion of their living arrangements in their mother's basement, with their DJ's turntables and gear, their gorilla mask, and their werewolf suit they try to scare kids with.

The girl was a carefree clown, she didnt give a shit what anybody thought, she was happy to live in her mama's basement, telling her mama about the latest gossip and what all the bad people in the neighborhood did.

by Solid Mantis August 17, 2020

Father

A male that puts up with more shit from people and asks for nothing in return than most people you know. A fathers kids try to give him shit, a father's wife tries to give him shit, a father's family members try to give him shit, a father's inlaws try to give him shit, a father's coworkers and boss try to give him shit. Mothers get a lot of credit for being the people that give birth, even though it takes two people to create a kid, and most people still think a kid's mother doesn't get enough credit. It takes a certain kind of strength to be a father with all the shit a father puts up with (it's not for everybody). Fathers work long hours, fathers come home and take care of their fuckin kids too, just like you hear about mothers doing all the time on TV, even though you don't hear any statistics in their defense about it.

Plenty of females get on tv and talk about what females do for kids, males do the same thing, they give a lot of credit to females for being female, and they're quick to slight another male and excuse it as no harm intended, even their fathers. Just about everybody has done it to their fathers at some point, sons and daughters give a father shit all the time.

by Solid Mantis September 9, 2019

Ignorant

There's a lot of times people from a distant group of people, a group of people from another continent for example, think of all people from another continent as being the same because they look similar. For example treating all white people like they are British colonists or Nazis is as ignorant as treating all black people as Muslims, or treating all Asians as Chinese. In some African countries there are hundreds of ethnic groups, too many to count, so thinking that two people would be allies because their skin is darker is a lot like thinking that everyone with fair skin are allies because they both have fair skin in life, instead of going on an individual basis (since most people don't have time to process all this stuff on an individual basis on a daily basis).

Thinking that a group of people looking alike, or similar, means that they are alike or the same is ignorant. Not all groups of Europeans colonized foreign lands and owned/whipped slaves, for example, so calling someone a cracker because they have fair skin is ignorant. When was the last time you met a Russian family that owned black slaves hundreds of years ago. It's a lot like saying that all black people/Africans descended from slaves, or all Asians eat/like Chinese food and are kung fu masters, which is ignorant and irritating at the same time.

by Solid Mantis April 24, 2021

God

If there is a god, humans sure are not in the form of god. Animals and plants are closer to the form of god, animals really dont mean each other (or humans) harm. People say they dont mean any harm, but theres really no such thing as a person who doesnt mean any harm. Meaning harm is universally human (being inhuman is universally human). What would there be guns for if people really didnt mean harm (including the gun someone plans to use as self defense against somebody else who means them or their family harm)?

Animals dont have bibles, animals dont have guns, so humans must have created god from some sense of guilt, since animals and plants dont seem to need a god, the sun is good enough for them.

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2020

Off the grid

Living in a place where buses, trains, and supply lines don't run. When someone says you're on your own now Jack it's because you really are, even if your name is not really Jack.

Christy-Damn that's a nasty cut on your arm Jack, aren't you gonna go to the doctor and have them take a look at it? Oh yea, what was I thinking there's never been any buses or cabs out here off the grid.
Phil- You never cared that my name is not Jack or that I'm gonna die from this cut soon. You are the doctor god dammit I hope you know what you're doing!

by Solid Mantis August 10, 2017

Eddie murphy scary

Scary in an Eddie Murphy kind of way.

The girl was scary like Eddie Murphy, and in the trenches like McCauley Culkin in Home Alone, so you shouldn't underestimate her tricks. She is Eddie Murphy scary.

by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021

Democracy

Its interesting what people have called democracy since 2020. Trying to force everybody to wear a mask anywhere they go is not democracy, its a nearly totalitarian government. People that think Biden is democracy are not as different from people that think Trump is democracy as they may think. Neither Biden nor Trump gives a fuck about them, and they'll never really see that, because they still think Biden is on a different side than Trump. Its two sides of the exact same coin, Democrat and Republican.

The reality of democracy is any rights you're not fighting for, you don't have. As long as you never wake up, the people calling themselves the government will take right after right away as long as nobody is governing them, reminding them that they are of the people, for the people (and not over the people), and the same is true of everyone else.

by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021