Solid Mantis's definitions

Pretentious

A guy who got into a fight with a bear and told you about it.

Pretentious guy- That wasn't really venison we had for dinner. That was the bear I beat to death with my bare hands and skinned alive so that my family and guest could eat well.
Unsuspecting guest-And look at you, you still have a head, that's awesome!
Pretentious guy-Yea well I'm not one to brag or show off, I prefer to let my guns do the talking. These guns on my shoulders took the bears life, now his bear mommy misses him.

by Solid Mantis June 18, 2018

Disarming

The point of being disarming is to disarm someone who is usually armed.

She was disarming to the musician by telling the musician he/she played better than she actually did, in case the musician wanted to hit her with a saxophone, a flute, a drumstick, or a guitar. She wanted to be thorough in making sure her opponent's hands were free of musical instruments of any kind. No piano wires, no guitar strings either, since they cut through human skin and flesh like butter.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021

Improv

A rappers ability to write rhymes about anything from a stop sign to a license plate to playing basketball and not only making his verses rhyme, but make sense too.

Stickyicky is an improv master

by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016

Goofus

A goofus often dedicates every minute of every day to being a gangster or something similar (and usually thinks other people live the same way as them, or wants to be the same thing as them).

He/she spent his/her entire life trying to pull the strings of other people who were were too uptight to be in that life only gangsters knew. He/she was good enough at it, you wouldn't even think he/she was ever a goofus.

by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019

Boogie/honkey

One possibility of where boogie and honkey come from could be white people who wanted to make money selling real estate further out from the city's core needed a boogeyman, something that would get people to leave. They start to convince other white people that these guys with the darker skin, puffer hair, and bigger dicks are the scariest people they've ever seen, and start calling them boogies (even though they dont really do anything any more disturbing than white people). When the same white people come back to buy drugs, they honk their horns to let people know they're outside, so they get called honkeys. There could be a different reason for the names though.

You dont hear as much about some of the in house violence that people pointed a finger at another group for when it was convenient, people seemed to think the crime rate was all coming from somewhere else, the group they called the other side. Where did boogie/honkey really come from?

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020

Futile

Trying to set somebody who's already straight straight is like trying to drive somebody who's already crazy crazy, it doesn't work.

Start by setting yourself straight and being concerned about your own life, its less futile than always trying to set the world straight. The people who try to set the most people straight are usually the people in most need of being set straight, since they usually never got set straight by their own fathers (or mothers) with an ass whooping every now and then.

by Solid Mantis September 17, 2019

Full of shit

A girl who regurgitates everything her sibling says her entire life, then claims to be her own role model.

Lindsay was unoriginal, plain, and full of shit, but knew that more money could be made by building up her own image.

by Solid Mantis October 3, 2019