Asian guy- You mama is a has been, that's what I tell her when I bang her last night leaving her work selling knives.
by Solid Mantis August 18, 2019

A form of population control.
They began denippling mothers in the movie Tears of the Sun to keep them from feeding their kids. Denippling is also called involuntary mastectomy by some people.
by Solid Mantis November 12, 2017

What would be the difference in a guy like Ray Liotta claiming to be a shark and a guy like Jim Carrey claiming to be a shark? They're both actors, so there's always going to be people who don't believe either one of them are a shark or a tough guy. Admitting something people can figure out on their own doesn't really make anything clearer, since really people already have a good idea who somebody really is versus who they say they are.
Ray Liotta is an actor, his movies are not his real life. He's not really a star with muscle as some would watch a movie and think. He was once a kid who wet his bed like everybody else.
by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021

Jasper's friend-Don't point out to Jasper she has a muffin top, she's the wrong one.
Asshole-Or what?
Asshole-Or what?
by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018

If the youth of a 20 something quarterback didn't scare a 40 something quarterback at least a little bit, even though he's the best so far to to play in the NFL, Tampa Bay's win wouldn't have been as one-sided as it was. Though Kansas City came back and fought another year, everything happens for a reason, even taking a beating.
Super Bowl LV wasn't a super bowl everybody thought was inflated with hype, a lot of people had a feeling already that something like that would happen this year. It wasn't entirely shocking or unexpected.
by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021

An image/reputation of someone that never does wrong, which is why they're as argumentative/mouthy as they are, they're always right and never wrong.
He/she had a wholesome image to keep up, the same one he/she had in high school (though he/she would also claim to have changed at oppurtune times in life).
by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021

A therapist doesnt need to tell a problem child that they're the problem, a true problem child already knows they're the fuckin problem.
If a problem child thinks somebody else is the problem, they're not much of a problem child are they?
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
