Definitions by Solid Mantis

Moron 

If being a moron hasn't gone wrong for you yet, its too bad for everyone else you haven't got yourself hurt at least once by your own actions.

Lindsay never told people about the times she fucked something up, since she liked to keep hearing them tell her about lucky she was to still be alive. Nobody ever told her anything harsh though, such as most morons wouldn't still be here today if they used your (lack of) judgment or self control. She was allowed by other people to talk her shit about every moron in the world, but the minute anybody did the same to her, they were cold hearted, or mean spirited, or nasty, always the other person was the bad guy.

Moron by Solid Mantis December 29, 2019

Jet lag 

Something you can avoid by driving or taking a train.

Kevin felt more like passing out than most people who caught a flight to California when he got there, but at least he didn't have jet lag.

Jet lag by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019

Candy cane shank

You will get gangrene if you get stuck in the neck with one.

CO- Check under his rack, somebody gave me information that he had a candy cane shank in his cell.

Candy cane shank by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019

Shot in the back 

Like being stabbed in the back, except with a gun.

Once the guy had his back turned, Lindsay couldn't decide if she'd rather put a hammer or pickaxe in his head, stick him in the back with a knife, or shoot him in the back. She decided if he was shot in the back, her odds of not getting caught were the best of the three options.

Shot in the back by Solid Mantis December 24, 2019

Cowardess

A female version of a male coward.

The girl said that she would stand up to him/her and more, and the guy/girl ended up getting assassinated by a mysterious cowardess.

Cowardess by Solid Mantis December 24, 2019

Ignant 

Same definition as ignorant with a different spelling and pronunciation.

A lot of people say ignant. You think they ignant for talking like that?

Ignant by Solid Mantis December 24, 2019

Cowboy 

Cowboys make a run for Mexico in every movie, but none of them keep going and make it to Brazil or Argentina. You also don't hear about a cowboy crossing the Atlantic in a boat headed for a remote island, or landing a hot air balloon in the Sahara desert and riding a camel for the rest of his life. There must be a town in Mexico full of old retired cowboys.

The cowboys never go anywhere but Mexico when they escape. There hasn't been a cowboy during yet in Asia, Africa, Europe, or Australia, none have popped up there.

Cowboy by Solid Mantis December 22, 2019