Definitions by Solid Mantis

Jet lag 

Something you can avoid by driving or taking a train.

Kevin felt more like passing out than most people who caught a flight to California when he got there, but at least he didn't have jet lag.

Jet lag by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019

Candy cane shank

You will get gangrene if you get stuck in the neck with one.

CO- Check under his rack, somebody gave me information that he had a candy cane shank in his cell.

Candy cane shank by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019

Shot in the back 

Like being stabbed in the back, except with a gun.

Once the guy had his back turned, Lindsay couldn't decide if she'd rather put a hammer or pickaxe in his head, stick him in the back with a knife, or shoot him in the back. She decided if he was shot in the back, her odds of not getting caught were the best of the three options.

Shot in the back by Solid Mantis December 24, 2019

Cowardess

A female version of a male coward.

The girl said that she would stand up to him/her and more, and the guy/girl ended up getting assassinated by a mysterious cowardess.

Cowardess by Solid Mantis December 24, 2019

Ignant 

Same definition as ignorant with a different spelling and pronunciation.

A lot of people say ignant. You think they ignant for talking like that?

Ignant by Solid Mantis December 24, 2019

Cowboy 

Cowboys make a run for Mexico in every movie, but none of them keep going and make it to Brazil or Argentina. You also don't hear about a cowboy crossing the Atlantic in a boat headed for a remote island, or landing a hot air balloon in the Sahara desert and riding a camel for the rest of his life. There must be a town in Mexico full of old retired cowboys.

The cowboys never go anywhere but Mexico when they escape. There hasn't been a cowboy during yet in Asia, Africa, Europe, or Australia, none have popped up there.

Cowboy by Solid Mantis December 22, 2019

Misinformation

Usually someone who starts a string of misinformation knows its bad information. Early settlers in North Carolina were Scots Irish, not Irish. Something seemingly minor and harmless can end up doing a lot of damage to the lives of other people though. The average black guy or girl going to work every day and living out their life wouldn't have time or a reason to know that Irish Catholics and Scots Irish are not the same people without having spent time around them, and thus would not know that Irish Catholics didn't own slaves. This allows for more ignorance of the other group, not less. Its the same ignorance as a white guy who doesn't know that not all Nigerians are the same religion (some Christian, some Muslim, some don't go to a church or a mosque at all, and so on), or that not all Muslims are terrorists. A lot of white guys go to work every day and live their lives out without having spent a lot of time around people from other groups, and don't know when they're being given a string of information, and its a good thing some do.

Lindsay wanted to continue sending out strings of misinformation to keep people from all groups on edge around each other.

Misinformation by Solid Mantis December 21, 2019