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Definitions by Solid Mantis

Party facade 

A party facade is what some guys/girls wear to a party to convert themselves from introverts to extroverts to other people at the party. Usually people wearing a party facade are thought by some to be quirky, feisty, or something similar since its what they consider their alter ego, everything they think is a good quality they try to show others at a party. The qualities considered most likeable would show at parties or public events, and never when no cameras are rolling, or fun parties or gatherings going on.
Yea, you think he/she is fun to take to a party, but have you ever felt like you could really trust him/her with your life at all times? What good will the party facade do you when instead of them needing you to do something else for them, and everything being about them, you actually need something or someone dependable or reliable from someone else?
Party facade by Solid Mantis January 13, 2020
A guy who beats the shit out of his wife and wins a baseball game in the same day has accomplished 2 things that day, one considered (agreed to be) by most people to be negative, the other positive. You could ask OJ about what that's like, nobody thinks of OJ without thinking of a criminal, people hardly remember he played football too. If you're gonna judge one book by its cover, shouldn't you judge all books by their covers? The same people who don't think each person is different are usually the ones telling people not to judge books by their covers, and that there's more than meets the eye in the first place (except with guys like OJ or wife beating baseball players, for some reason they think you should judge certain people if they tell you to do so). They tell you don't underestimate them, but its fine if you ridicule others.
Judging one kind of book by its cover and not another is hypocrisy. Since everyone's a hypocrite, everyone would have a cause to investigate hypocrisy in others.
Hypocrisy by Solid Mantis January 13, 2020

Enemy's friend 

Someone rejected for being the friend of an enemy, for having ties to an enemy, rather than for the reason the enemy was rejected.
The guy would reject other people with ties to the person he was rejecting in order to reject the person, it was just the way things went. Rejecting an enemy's friends with an enemy kept things simple.
Enemy's friend by Solid Mantis January 13, 2020

Fenceless 

Someone who plays all sides of a fence, or pond, or any other body of water.
He/she was fenceless, and had no side himself/herself, so instead played everyone else's sides against each other.
Fenceless by Solid Mantis January 11, 2020

Thief trick

One of many pony tricks where the store clerk sets up a robbery where she tackles the thief to the ground before he gets out of the store, making herself the hero of the day to a viewing audience. They both later have a good laugh about everything when there are no cameras rolling.
That dumbass watching the news fell for her thief trick. The clerk and robber who set it up knew each other well, they got a good laugh out of it.
Thief trick by Solid Mantis January 9, 2020
Having an orgy isn't unfaithful according to the movie bucket list. If you did have an orgy and you fucked someone other than your husband/wife, in what really are you not cheating on them? Its cheating as much as having an affair, it makes you as much of a hypocrite as anybody.
The guy/girl thought having an affair was cheating, but having an orgy wasn't cheating, what kind of hypocrisy is that?
Orgy by Solid Mantis January 5, 2020
Having an orgy is not everybody's idea of a good time, or a common fantasy. Anybody who tells you that it is is bullshit. For people who think in terms of statistics, there might be 30 out of 365 people who fantasize about an orgy (that's not most people), and the rest who talk about them do so because they know that it interests some people, not because it interests them, a lot like any other activity (there's people who have no interest in the theater who go to be with someone who does have an interest in it, not because they're passionate about the theater).
The guy/girl wanted everyone to share his/her views on an orgy, or life, but the reality was everybody has different interests.
Orgy by Solid Mantis January 5, 2020