Boys N' the Hood

A film that has at least one inconsistency. In order for Doughboy and Ricky to be half brothers who are the same age, their mother would have to be fucking two different guys at the same time (which is unlikely to be okay between their different fathers) and they ended up being born 9 months (less than a full year) apart, otherwise it's impossible for two brothers (even half brothers) to be the exact same age at any point in life.

Hollywood makes some unbelievable shit, Boys n' the Hood is no different.

by Solid Mantis November 05, 2020

Hearts

If the world hasn't changed its heart by now, it's not going to. The people who got rejected before will get rejected again, nothing will change that.

No conversation will change people's minds or hearts, since people dont change.

by Solid Mantis June 11, 2020

Trampoline headbutt

What somebody under 5 foot does to somebody.

Trampoline headbutt coming at ya!

by Solid Mantis July 08, 2020

Rocket launcher

A weapon that launches rockets.

The girl that usually sat behind an office desk that everybody in her unit thought was just a typing and office specialist wasn't just trying to kill the guy, she was trying to blow him up with a rocket launcher. If she missed, she had a cache of 5 rocket launchers buried somewhere.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

Failure

The hard part is not rushing through something when it seems like failure is inevitable if you don't hurry up, even though you only get it halfway done when you do that. It's better to fail and not fear it, than to succeed because you fear failure. You never really learn or improve if you only succeed because you're afraid of failure or don't like to lose (nobody really does). Otherwise, you're the kind of person who has a go to bag of nearly limitless tricks to reach for, hoping that the other guy forgot one that you haven't used in a long time.

Failure isn't meant to be fun, not everything in life is.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021

Fairweather friend

Someone who is always there when the sky is blue (and when they need something from you), but never there when the sky is gray.

Guy/girl- Can't you see I am your friend?

Other guy/girl- Yesterday wasn't such a nice or positive day, and where were you then? Trying to look tough in some stupid fuckin youtube video about your trip to the ruins out in no man's (no human's) land?

Guy/girl- That was my treat to me!

Other guy/girl- You've always been a fake friend, pretending to be somebody's friend when you're not. Pretending to be something you're not. You're a fairweather friend, a fairweather motherfucker.

by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021

Knees

A sensitive spot on somebody that you think otherwise thinks they are invincible (hardheaded).

Street fighter Alpha Dalton von Staffenburg- I was there when the ticking time bomb went off, I saw the blast, I saw his knees get smashed, I saw him drop like a stone. Paulie Mussolini is dead.

Paulie Mussolini- Other than a few scrapes, bruises, and marks, I am unhurt, I was never in danger. I will not give up my happy Jew hunting.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021