Definitions by Solid Mantis

Authority 

At what age does someone get the authority to shut shit down? If they can shut something down at 40 something, they could do the same thing at 2, and if they couldn't do it at 2, they don't have the authority to do.it at 40 something.

Authority or status is kind of like a title on a piece of paper or a plate of metal. It's about as meaningless as life itself.

Authority by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021

Playboy 

A magazine that calls itself something like adult entertaijment even though it's made for children by children with more money than the ones who buy it.

He/she calls himself/herself a playboy bunny. Is that the standard for grown up behavior?

Playboy by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021

Playboy 

A magazine made for childr3n by children with more money than the children that buy it.

He/she calls herself a playboy bunny. Why would anyone look at his/her picture with a straight face.

Playboy by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021

Collective bully 

A group of people that tries to push one person around.

A collective bully is still a bully, just like a collective asshole that seems like it has many nice and unselfish parts is still an asshole.

Collective bully by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021

Grow up

Something somebody doesn't have to do if they have reached a certain age and haven't done so already.

If somebody is 40 years old and still a child, that's their business. They don't have to grow up if they are still alive and still a child at the same time.

Grow up by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021

Gorilla girl 

Someone that you better laugh when they tell a joke.

The gorilla girl was destroying the entire city like King Kong, but expected everyone to think it was funny.

Gorilla girl by Solid Mantis April 26, 2021

Gorilla girl 

The kind of girl you better laugh when she tells a joke.

The gorilla girl wasn't really funny to everyone, but still expected everyone to think so.

Gorilla girl by Solid Mantis April 26, 2021