Definitions by Solid Mantis
Dogfood
The guy knew many great people through family and friends, some were even kind enough to send him dogfood to snack on while he was in jail to show their appreciation of knowing him and how great it was that everybody in life has no evil in them.
Dogfood by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020
Hypocrite
Someone who drives drunk where they live, then tells the public in other cities not to, while trying to call them on their double standards.
Hypocrite by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020
Respect
Respect by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020
Invulnerable
Theres a difference between somebody thinking they're invulnerable, and knowing that they're not invulnerable, and that they can get sick, get hurt, or get dead, and still keep going/enduring anyway.
People thought the guy thought he was invulnerable when in reality he didnt let being human and mortal like everyone else keep him from finishing what he started.
Invulnerable by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020
Darn
If theres one thing worse than saying darn or heck for emphasis, it's when somebody who's already said damn goes back and tries to say darn afterward. You were already as free as anybody else to say damn (and if you said damn you were free enough to say it), but you still go back and try to replace it with darn instead. Darn doesn't replace damn, that's why damn is damn, it's a different level of emphasis.
He/she was the kind of person who would claim that other people were responsible for his/her own internal auto correct. Other people just said damn instead of darn, they didnt have to have everything correct, politically or otherwise. Really he/she was the kind of plain and bossy minded person who didnt like resistance to his/her bullshit no cursing/be more than 100 percent functional policies/rules that even he/she didn't adhere to when nobody was looking.
Darn by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020
Poodle people
People that felt like they lost a friend when their favorite cartoons got replaced by spongebob or the one that replaced spongebob if there is already another one out now.
Poodle people by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020
Teflon shirt
Part of the reason charges dont stick to cops. Cops also lie all the time in court, they know how to do it, and they're good at it. They're also good at outsmarting a district attorney that really doesn't want to successfully prosecute a cop, since nobody wants to be the one (crazy enough) who does. District attorneys want to successfully prosecute people they know they have a good chance of making a charge stick around for a while. Interestingly enough, trying to prosecute cops lowers their conviction rate, so you'd think they'd try to do a better job at it.
The cop was wearing a teflon shirt in the courtroom like many before him. Many had tried to make a charge stick and ended up wasting everybody's time in doing so.
Teflon shirt by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020