Solid Mantis's definitions

White

The color you turn when someone who is a badass starts stabbing you.

The guy was so surprised and embarrassed at the same time when he got stabbed that he didnt even try to take the knife from the assailant, all he could do was stand there and turn white, even whiter than he already was.

by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020

Hypocrite

Someone who always says they felt tested after going around fucking with other people's lives trying to measure their tolerance and patience.

The hypocrite wondered why a taste of her own medicine wasnt showing her that nobody was testing anybody but her.

by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020

Dogfood

Food dogs eat.

The guy knew many great people through family and friends, some were even kind enough to send him dogfood to snack on while he was in jail to show their appreciation of knowing him and how great it was that everybody in life has no evil in them.

by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020

Hypocrite

Someone who drives drunk where they live, then tells the public in other cities not to, while trying to call them on their double standards.

The girl was the worst kind of hypocrite, the one that didnt know she was a hypocrite.

by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020

Respect

Something nobody owes anybody else just for breathing and maintaining a constant body temperature.

Theres too many people who think the world owes them the respect they're positive they deserve.

by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020

Invulnerable

Theres a difference between somebody thinking they're invulnerable, and knowing that they're not invulnerable, and that they can get sick, get hurt, or get dead, and still keep going/enduring anyway.

People thought the guy thought he was invulnerable when in reality he didnt let being human and mortal like everyone else keep him from finishing what he started.

by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020

Darn

If theres one thing worse than saying darn or heck for emphasis, it's when somebody who's already said damn goes back and tries to say darn afterward. You were already as free as anybody else to say damn (and if you said damn you were free enough to say it), but you still go back and try to replace it with darn instead. Darn doesn't replace damn, that's why damn is damn, it's a different level of emphasis.

He/she was the kind of person who would claim that other people were responsible for his/her own internal auto correct. Other people just said damn instead of darn, they didnt have to have everything correct, politically or otherwise. Really he/she was the kind of plain and bossy minded person who didnt like resistance to his/her bullshit no cursing/be more than 100 percent functional policies/rules that even he/she didn't adhere to when nobody was looking.

by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020