He gave me $50 for these high resolution photos of Spiderman, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that? Buy a couple pizzas?
by Solid Mantis May 02, 2021

A guy would actually have to have a lover/wife/girl to have a mistress. A guy who does not have one girl certainly does not have 2, and is therefore not a womanizer.
A guy who has never had a girlfriend his entire life has a hard time coming off as a womanizer even if he's trying. At some point people will find out the guy is not a pimp and doesn't really even know what to do with a girl, let alone a mistress.
by Solid Mantis May 09, 2019

by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021

Feminism runs on double standards and hypocrisy that work in a female's favor, and pointing out how the same double standards and hypocrisy that work in their favor are somehow working in a male's favor.
A female gets to say something like fuck you to anybody anywhere without anything bad happening to her. This is freedom and power males have never had, and females are still claiming they are/have always been the sex in need of liberating. Feminism is a selective way of thinking, males don't have a male version of a feminist for males.
by Solid Mantis July 08, 2019

A lot of states out west are on fire, so not everybody thinks something being on fire is a good thing.
She said the housing market was on fire, and that she could help them sell their houses, and they told her and the fire to go fuck themselves.
by Solid Mantis March 15, 2021

People that talk about a revolution often don't usually want anything but to counter any resistance, and provoke people. There's not much sense in buying in to the hype, since the only relevant revolution is the one where the planet spins around the sun.
Any revolution in history has been overrated, since human nature hasn't changed much since the beginning of humans. Nothing changes when a new year begins, and nothing needs to. Sometimes things are as good as they are going to get.
by Solid Mantis February 03, 2021

I know what I did to Dale, but what I could I have possbily done to you to deserve such aggression? Just a peck on the cheek, just a 10 second frenchie, that was it, no more than that. What are you so mad at me for bro?
by Solid Mantis March 03, 2021
