Solid Mantis's definitions

Machine

Something that is part of a larger, collective machine.

That guy smashing the bottles over his head to feel something is a machine, he's a clown.

by Solid Mantis May 6, 2021

Illusion

You might have thought Jack Palance and Matt Damon were really Irish (or South African for Matt Damon), or Colin Farrell was really Italian, or Jeffrey Wright was really a Dominican that was racist against black people, or that Lorraine Bracco was Jewish and Ray Liotta was Italian (who knows who the guy really is but him) until you looked it up on Wikipedia (or behind you). Then they start to seem a little bit more like posers trying to talk weird than people that teenagers look up to or try to become.

The usher didn't want some schoolboy showing up late to the show, the quiet heped maintain the illusion.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2021

Demotivation

Something I try to practice rather than preach.

Demotivation will keep me from getting off my ass and doing something.

by Solid Mantis September 10, 2019

Freelance bouncer

The member of the Best Buy Geek Squad that decided somebody had to do it sometime, eyeballs were getting swept off the sales floor every night.

Best buy freelance cooler on other end of 2 way radio headset- I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice.

Freelance bouncer- How will I know when that is?

Best buy freelance cooler- You won't, I will tell you when.

by Solid Mantis April 24, 2021

Queen bee

Someone as inhuman as anybody else that wants to be treated as more human, and special than anybody else.

The queen bee was an unlikable girl that wanted everyone to like her and respect her for posing what she was not. Really, she was just another narcissist, big fuckin deal.

by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020

Hypocrisy

When someone known as the mouth of the south starts talking about other people's mouths, you have hypocrisy at its worst.

The mouth of the south wants to preach about other people's mouths now, hypocrisy doesn't get any worse.

by Solid Mantis April 3, 2020

Instigator

Someone who can't let someone who would otherwise think of them as a pussy think they're a pussy.

The instigator couldn't let the elementary school kids laugh at him/her, so he/she posed as a something they would respect, someone who broke rules, while posing as someone who loved rules to play the adults while trying to get a few of them to respect him/her.

by Solid Mantis November 30, 2019