Solid Mantis's definitions

Narcissist

Someone who starts a charity group to make themselves look humanitarian instead of narcissistic is still a fuckin narcissist deep down.

The guy/girl started giving people turkeys every Thanksgiving since he/she thought of himself/herself as a Shepard's, walking behind the sheep with his/her Cain cane. He/she wasn't going to tell anybody that he/she was a narcissist, looking selfless was more convienient.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

Gypsy

Carrying a suitcase around and calling yourself a gypsy doesn't make you a gypsy any more than wearing a fin on top of your head makes you a shark. It really just makes you a pretentious poser.

The girl thought that she was a gypsy and this and that, and that she was disarming people she never met and couldn't see, but in reality she was a dork that wanted to go around like she owned the place, and make herself look and sound scarier than she actually was in the process.

by Solid Mantis May 18, 2021

Heroes

There are no heroes, there are no villains. Life is not a comic book, and everybody is not 5 years old, so they dont need to be told who their heroes are.

Heroes and villains exist in a comic book world. In reality, there are only people.

by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021

Double standards

Asking other people an endless amount of questions to keep them from questioning you is trying to set expectations of them higher than you want them to set theirs for you (a double standard).

The girl could see and pick at everyone's double standards but her own.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

Food giveaway

Though it's called a food giveaway on the news, they had to take money from somebody (through donations or somewhere else) before they gave anything back to somebody else.

There is no such thing as a food giveaway. The money to get the food they give away came from somebody somewhere, it wasn't coming from the people that are on TV taking credit for giving food away.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2021

Office

For the most part, theres two kinds of people that get elected. Theres the kind that would allow people to shame or disrespect them out of an office and resign (no matter the reason given), and theres the kind you'd have to kill (the worst kind). If you're the first kind of person by nature, Trump wants you to vote, since you think you can change things. Back in the Middle ages, if the king wasnt dead, he was still the king, there were no elections. Besides the facade of free elections and newer technology, has anything really changed?

What would you do if you had an office? Would you let a bunch of people you didnt know, didnt know you, and who you didnt give a fuck about take it from you? Or, would you guard it with every weapon available to you? Especially if you knew you were for the most part able to disappear and reappear when and where you wanted to.

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020

Extreme ass whooping

Something you didn't get as a kid, it's not like a slap.

Soldier boy thought he was gonna get slapped over a bike, instead turkey didn't hold back on an extreme ass whooping. Enjoy soldier boy.

by Solid Mantis October 6, 2017