Definitions by Solid Mantis

Cocksucker

The kind of guy that does not disgust a female when she meets him.

Female- Oh, you're a cocksucker, I love cocksuckers. You're not like those toxic dudes.
Cocksucker- Ewww toxic dudes.
Female- Ewww is right, they are beyond gross.

Cocksucker by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Mouthy 

Talking all the shit you can't stomach, rather than really speaking your honest thoughts, feelings, or opinions on something.

The mouthy girl couldnt bite her tongue or hold it in her stomach any more, she didnt want to get called weak for the rest of her life, the way she had been called weak her whole life to that point, so she said some bullshit that seemed like what somebody speaking their mind would say, even though it wasnt close to what she really thought or felt. That way it was always the other person/people that were heartless and cold, and she could be thought to be fiery.

Mouthy by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Schlong 

You hardly ever see a schlong that is bigger than a head, unless it's made of rubber. That must have happened for a reason.

If you've watched a porno before, you notice you dont see a schlong larger than a head. Most guys are not 10 foot tall avatars, avatars might have schlongs larger than a human head.

Schlong by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Sonic the hedgehog 

There was a time sonic the hedgehog was an impressive game. Most people couldnt find better graphics in a video game. Nowadays, it seems like every video game console tries to outdo the next to the point that it's silly, people seem to need the false sense of satisfaction they get from a video game with 3D graphics and one that seems real, even though theres nothing realistic about video games in the first place, there never was.

Kid- Have you ever seen a blue hedgehog do this shit before?
Kid's friend- No, never. That's close to teleportation, I've only seen that on TV before today. What the fuck is this sonic the hedgehog shit?

Sonic the hedgehog by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Privacy 

A lot of times people say privacy when they mean personal freedom.

When you hear someone talking about what degree of privacy they are willing to give up, they really mean what degree of personal freedom are people willing to give up. There are people who call other people selfish or narcissistic just to try and get them to give up more of their personal freedom.

Privacy by Solid Mantis August 26, 2020

Single 

A lot of females (and some males) assume that any single guy deep down wants to find love (and sex especially) but is afraid of commitment, so he wants to stay single and be a swinger until he finds the right one. In reality, there are some people who are male and content being single and celibate, just like their are females who are content to live the same way. It's the way many females think a guy needs them to survive, or they'd be nothing and nobody if it wasnt for her that makes some guys even more content to be single and celibate.

The guy knew that there were just as many narcissistic and self-serving females in the world as their were narcissistic and selfish males (like himself, the asshole that he was) from experience in the world, and so he just stayed single, no matter who came up with a new rumor about him. There were too many people who had an obsession with living like they were in Hollywood all the time with their bullshit gossip and rumors, which even some of the people in Hollywood found irritating.

Single by Solid Mantis August 25, 2020

Loosen up 

Something somebody tells you when they want to see you wreck your life for their amusement.

The guy was a responsible kid who liked who he was the way he was at one time, but he tried to loosen up and live on the wild side because he thought he might have missed out on something, and ended up being certain that being a poser wasnt for him, he tried it, so he knew it was all done to get money while telling people you dont care what they think even when you care more than anybody else what people think. Everybody cares what people think, and that's one of the things you end up facing no matter how long you keep telling people you dont care what they think. You end up facing them, and they end up facing you.

Loosen up by Solid Mantis August 25, 2020