Solid Mantis's definitions

Frienemies

There are no frienemies. Frienemy is a pretentious word to describe someone who's pretending to be someone's friend until they're ready to stick their knife in someone's ribs.

The guy/girl is not your frienemy. He/she is gonna put the knife in your ribs when he/she is ready. There's no such thing as frienemies.

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019

Weezy

Sounds like someone with the coronavirus.

Take a deep breath weezy, we're gonna get you some help.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020

Mask law

A law made by people, by humans just like every other human that wears a mask. A new way to try and lock someone up, just like trespassing laws are an older way of trying to lock someone up. It's not a good way for a business to do business, though it is a good way for a business to keep a few people from doing business there. That is, if it is just business, and it's not personal. If it is still just for a business to keep their Bill's paid, and nothing else.

The mask law was a new way to try and run a few people off, besides that masks reduced virus transmissions by, in the medical professionals and scientists own words, single digit percentages. There was essentially no good reason to lock somebody up for not having a mask on.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Together

If you've spent enough of your life separating from everyone you've ever known, you know damn well that nobody else in this country is together on anything either, no matter what bullshit the media or a politician tells you.

Nobody is as together as they seem to be.

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020

False

If something is false, it isnt made up, its false.

The story wasnt made up, it was bullshit, it was false.

by Solid Mantis July 22, 2020

Lance Ballinstrong

A guy that gives it three hundred percent in every game, because he has only one kidney left. A guy that does more with one kidney than some people would do with 3 kidneys.

Ladies, I am five feet tall, and I have only one kidney, but that doesn't stop me from reaching my goals. Ask my team, if they want somebody to dunk the ball, they pass it to me! Boomshakalaka! My coach says I'm five foot nothing, but I got the heart of a liger, a half lion half tiger that can fly. If you doubt Lance Ballinstrong, you're a stupid faggot clown man.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021

Sleepfucking

Can be more interesting than sleepwalking.

DJ Cutoff Sideburns could fuck in his sleep, he was sleepfucking man. He wasn't good at what he did, but he could do it and that's something.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018