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Somebody who no matter how hard they try and keep a straight face while looking in the mirror, are secretly laughing at the funny lookin guy/girl looking back at him/her from the inside of the mirror.
Funny lookin guy/girl looking in the mirror- Today, you're gonna keep a straight face for five minutes. Don't underestimate yourself, what is that a smirk forming in the corners of your mouth? You want to keep your teeth? Yea, keep a straight face on your face. If anybody messes with you, say what you just said, just like you just said it. What was the other thing Kevin's big brother said when he was 5? Oh yea, what are you lookin at? That's what it was. Say that too if anybody looks at you. You just gotta keep practicing, 5 minutes, 6 minutes, 7 minutes. You got a lit fuse attached to you!
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020
Get the Funny lookin mug.Somebody who no matter how hard they try and keep a straight face while looking in the mirror, are secretly laughing at the funny lookin guy/girl looking back at him/her from the inside of the mirror.
Funny lookin guy/girl looking in the mirror- Today, you're gonna keep a straight face for five minutes. Don't underestimate yourself, what is that a smirk forming in the corners of your mouth? You want to keep your teeth? Yea, keep a straight face on your face. If anybody messes with you, say what you just said, just like you just said it. What was the other thing Kevin's big brother said when he was 5? Oh yea, what are you lookin at? That's what it was. Say that too if anybody looks at you. You just gotta keep practicing, 5 minutes, 6 minutes, 7 minutes. You got a lit fuse attached to you, you're a fuckin machine!
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020
Get the Funny lookin mug.An example of how new technology does something better, but you sacrifice something to get it. Kids are now growing up without the ability to say Luke I am your father into their bladed fans.
Kids born in the last 10 years or so aren't going to get to talk into their fans or rewind videocassettes thanks to newer technology that eliminates most of this stuff from people's lives. A lot of the new fans are bladeless fans. Is newer technology always better?
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020
Get the Bladeless fan mug.Someone who doesnt give a shit about the public opinion of their living arrangements in their mother's basement, with their DJ's turntables and gear, their gorilla mask, and their werewolf suit they try to scare kids with.
The girl was a carefree clown, she didnt give a shit what anybody thought, she was happy to live in her mama's basement, telling her mama about the latest gossip and what all the bad people in the neighborhood did.
by Solid Mantis August 17, 2020
Get the Carefree mug.If the pussy called the cops on the guy for being in the park, think of what he/she would do over shit people did all the time as kids.
by Solid Mantis August 17, 2020
Get the Pussy mug.Laziness isnt something to be mad about, nobody who says they are mad or irritated about someone else's laziness really is. Someone laying around all day isn't motivated enough to burn buildings (arson), to steal lots of money from people, to kill for personal gain, and so on. All the wrong (highly motivated) people are already taken more seriously than they should be, while a lot of times, people will think somebody laying around is joking all the time.
Nobody really gets mad about laziness, theres things to really be angry about, such as people fucking with other people's lives.
by Solid Mantis August 17, 2020
Get the Laziness mug.Laziness isnt something to be mad about, nobody who says they are mad or irritated about someone else's laziness really is. Someone laying around all day isn't motivated enough to burn buildings (arson), to steal lots of money from people, to kill for personal gain, and so on. All the wrong (highly motivated) people are already taken more seriously than they should be, while a lot of times, people will think somebody laying around is joking all the time. A billionaire who's a clown gets taken more seriously by many people than some guy laying around, mostly because he/she has money, and people are forced to respect his/her money.
Nobody really gets mad about laziness, theres things to really be angry about, such as people fucking with other people's lives.
by Solid Mantis August 17, 2020
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