Solid Mantis's definitions

Colombian wristwatch

The cartel slits your wrist then cuts your dick off and sticks it in your wrist.

The Colombians offered Mike Mike a deal, he could have a Colombian necktie or he could have a Colombian wristwatch. Mike Mike begged for the Columbian necktie but they gave him a Colombian wristwatch instead.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2017

drive by doors

Modified homicide doors that allow a quick and efficient drive by shooting.

Is P Dawg gonna get them drive by doors on his ride? He won't even have to turn the music down he can leave it blastin while he blastin!

by Solid Mantis April 18, 2018

Serial rapist

A lot of people look like a serial killer, but you don't hear many people say to somebody they know how they look like a serial rapist.

Gary-You look like a fuckin serial rapist Trent.
Trent-Fuck you don't say that Gary.

You know, I used to think Jim looked like a serial killer but not any more. Jim looks like a fuckin serial rapist.

by Solid Mantis April 18, 2018

Swiss cheesehead

A fan of MDMA.

Guy1-Eric tried MDMA and became a Swiss cheesehead.

Guy 2- Yea I heard about him.
Guy 1- Eric's not from Beantown is he?

by Solid Mantis August 25, 2017

Swiss cheesehead

A long term ecstasy user, not a Packers fan from Switzerland.

Nate is a Swiss cheesehead because he likes ecstasy, not because he likes the Packers.

by Solid Mantis August 25, 2017

Rudy

Rudy is the most popular guy in school. The interesting thing about Rudy is that he's five foot nothing and 135 lbs, but he's captain of the football team. Nobody has to ask where the party is, they know it's at Rudy's house. When they drive over to Rudy's, they feel like losers for driving the cars they drive instead of having a car like Rudy's.

Freshman- I feel like I'm watching Lord of the Rings I just saw a hobbit over there.
Guy who's popular but not as popular as Rudy-That guy you just called a hobbit, that's the most popular guy in school and if you don't want the girls to think you're a loser you should start being nice to Rudy.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2017

Teapot

A guy who is five foot nothing, but weighs almost 200 lbs and would like to dance with you.

Are you prejudice against teapot men? You ain't gonna dance with me, but you'll dance with the six footers, fuckin skank.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2017