Solid Mantis's definitions

Mask

If life wasn't worth losing, some of us would see why wearing a mask is so fuckin important to everyone else, but it is worth losing.

The guy put everybody at risk by not wearing a mask, including himself, because really life was worth losing. Really, he knew everybody was already as diseased and toxic as he was. Really he knew that everyone alive was the problem with the world.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

Cowhand

A condition you may need medical attention for.

What's wrong with my hand, gad Jethro it, I don't know what's wrong with me!
Oh $hit wade, ya got the cowhand, relax I'm gonna take you in to see Dr. Schwartz. I know you don't like Jew doctors, but he's the best in Kansas.

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2016

Feminist

A female who tries to tell you that females have historically faced more atrocities than males is plain full of shit, and has her own interests and self promotion in mind, not that of humanity. A female that thinks males haven't been butchered, beheaded, drawn and quartered, hanged, racked, boiled alive, sawed in half, burned alive, crucified, raped, tortured, or filled mass graves like numbers in the same numbers or many times higher numbers has forgotten history. Saying that males are oppressed, but females have been more oppressed is about the same thing, except it eliminates being held accountable for what she said about females having it worse throughout history (somebody letting her know she's full of shit) and still focusing attention on herself. Males lead violent, atrocious lives and it's never been a big deal, females have been more sheltered from it than any group throughout history, so that when atrocities do happen to females, the world stops to pay attention for some reason. It's rare to find a female child that got ass whoopings throughout her childhood from an authority figure, since nobody is more sheltered by and from authority figures and authoritarian values than females. Females who think their lives or childhoods were harder than their male counterparts because they can have children have forgotten what childhood was like, and have never really given much thought to the matter, they have their own interest in mind.

The girl didn't really have feminist interests, human interests, or any other interests than her own in mind with what she was trying to sell. She just told people she did.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020

Transformer

A person who needs people, places, and things to change to their liking.

The bourgeois girl was known as a transformer who decided who you were and the way you were needed to change. The bourgeois girl also decided the places she shopped and ate growing up needed to change to keep up with the times. She had a demolition team to back her up if anybody wasn't going to change when she said change.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2018

You think you're fresh meat?

What a guy who's been in prison for a week thinks after only being penetrated anally one time, until the next group of inmates arrive.

You think you're fresh meat? Motherfucker I just got here, I'm still an anal virgin, you ain't fresh meat no more!

by Solid Mantis November 24, 2016

Full of shit

Someone who didn't go through enough physical punishment as a kid to really know how to make anybody's life a living hell or tormented life.

Lindsay was full of shit and waited for somebody else's thoughts and ideas, so that she could either use them on someone else, or turn them into money via mainstream media, or both.

by Solid Mantis October 2, 2019

Will Ferrell

A guy that they put in a commercial to comfort people because people trust him. Someone they don't trust in a commercial would put them on edge, not comfort them.

Will Ferrell is a guy that makes people feel comfortable, because they can sense that they would trust him in real life. He seems like an all right guy in real life. Not everybody you see in a commercial seems like someone you would trust in real life, and the people that make the ads know it, and use it to their advantage.

by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021