Solid Mantis's definitions

Tracer

Same concept as a chaser for liquor, only a tracer is made to chase mushrooms, cough syrup and shit like that. You drink some soda to ease the stomach and help prevent nausea, and you see trails of the soda cup becoming 7, 20, 150 soda cups as you attempt to set it back on the coaster on your table.

Psychonut-Pour me a tracer round, sun drop I don't think I can do it at this point man help a brother out I can't see straight.
Sober guy- I'm glad I'm sober, if I was drunk I might shot you because you said something about pouring tracer rounds. Yea I guess so man, you know that shit can't be too good for your brain if you can't pour your own drink and you're drooling all over yourself .

by Solid Mantis October 27, 2016

Three phase plan

A plan to phase out enemies or people that bother you in three phases.

The three phase plan sounds good, but scientists, government officials, and the healthcare workers that like hearing how heroic they are seem to be the ones who actually think it's a good plan. Nobody is telling dentists, pharmacists, chiropractors, proctologists, gynecologists, or pediatricians they're heroes or saviors, since at a certain point it would all start to sound silly.

by Solid Mantis July 20, 2020

Monster alert

One of two alerts the sim city folks that send alerts to your phone about weather and disasters don't send you, the other being alerts about alien invasions.

Had people gotten the monster alert sooner, they might have had time to prepare instead of react.

by Solid Mantis March 21, 2021

The pink gang

The pink gang would be a gang of females who tries to intimidate people threats of bombings, arson, beatings, death, genital mutilation, court, and imprisonment.

The pink gang collapsed after years of being feared as a ruthless, cold blooded gang.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

Rose colored glasses

Viewing others or yourself in a way that's too good to be true, too good to be reality.

The guy/girl had always worn rose colored glasses, and didn't see that he/she was as much of a hypocrite as everybody else, or that not everybody had to think the way he/she thought about the world, or life.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

He/she

Not clearly male or female. Some call a he/she a fancy word like androgynous.

Guy 1- The he/she is on the corner selling either dope or his/her as s.
Guy 2-Well is it a he/she boy or a he/she girl?

Guy 1- I don't know I haven't checked.
Guy 2-Oh yea since you're sitting with me here, you haven't checked yet duh.

by Solid Mantis June 17, 2018

Double standard

The world doesnt try to shame females who think their social skills are perfect, the world tries to shame males who are perceived as having no social skills (though a lot of this comes from the same people who claim they're being shamed themselves, not society). The reality is there are no human victims, if theres one species that deserve to suffer, its humans.

Double standards are when one group's behavior is defended, but the same behavior in another group is condemned. So, pretending to suddenly jump to a male's defense when you finally discover oh shit, not all double standards work in a male's favor, or are perpetuated by males, or people other than yourself, and now you want to try and be the solution doesnt work. You are as much the problem as anybody else, you are as much the hypocrite as anybody else.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020