Somebody who no matter how hard they try and keep a straight face while looking in the mirror, are secretly laughing at the funny lookin guy/girl looking back at him/her from the inside of the mirror.
Funny lookin guy/girl looking in the mirror- Today, you're gonna keep a straight face for five minutes. Don't underestimate yourself, what is that a smirk forming in the corners of your mouth? You want to keep your teeth? Yea, keep a straight face on your face. If anybody messes with you, say what you just said, just like you just said it.
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020

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by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021

The officer who shot Daunte Wright was a clown trying to juggle weapons. Not everybody was interested in seeing the show though.
by Solid Mantis April 18, 2021

A city that ought to be glad to have a feminine sounding name. Named after the German born wife of king George III, the city is named after Charlotte of mecklenburg-sterlitz. If the city had not been named Charlotte, it would have been named after a sexist, and even worse, British male monarch, with a name like Georgetown or George ville, just like every other city, town, or state with such a name. I find Charlotte far less arrogant and much more hospitable, and I am glad that is the name of the city I come from.
Charlotte is the queen city, not the king city, but it's still crown town, who else is crown town? There go the crickets.
by Solid Mantis July 12, 2016

When somebody talks about serving this or that often, they're usually a whining fuckin pussy who hates that they're bullshit.
The girl would whine about how she had to serve at her job, meanwhile there were many people who never once claimed anybody made them feel sub serviant at their jobs, though they also did any work they did to the best of their ability. The girl wanted to make any talk about her work about her, like most things in her life.
by Solid Mantis July 13, 2019
