Solid Mantis's definitions

Rapper

A lot of times a guy/girl who can talk some serious shit. To think it doesn't take talent to talk some serious shit would be underestimation.

Rapper- I catch you wearing pajamas again boy I send my guided missiles at you have you shittin and pissin in em, I even fucked your mama one time before you were born and I started dissin em (you think your daddy is really your father boy?). We're gonna cut everything you love up in little fuckin pieces with a machete and feed it to my pit bull if you ain't fuckin with us, we're gonna come back for you and we're gonna find you while you duckin from us.

Guy who bought CD- How did this guy know I still wear pajamas, this isn't good.

Guy's friend- That guy can talk some serious shit.

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2020

Reality show family member

The family member you feel like you're on a reality show with, you never really had a good time when they're around, you just feel like for some unknown reason you're supposed to be nice to them even though there is no real bond there.

Fuck a reality show family member.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020

Dogs

Different people think of dogs differently.

Socializing problems with white people and black people-

Black guy goes to white guys house-

Black guy- I'd want to come in, but I dont trust your dog man.
White guy- He doesn't have all the right shots for you or what? What is it with other people's dogs?

White guy goes to black families house-

White guy- Hey, you got a dog!
Black family- We're here too. He dont give a fuck about us, he's spending all his time with the damn dog.
White guy- They have a point, if they ever invited me over again, I'd spend all my time with their dog again, just like I'm doing now.

by Solid Mantis April 10, 2020

Hang

1) to spend time with
2) a form of execution where the executed is dangled from a rope suspended above ground with nothing to stand on
3) a form of suicide based on the older execution method, often done with other items than rope
4) a state of being suspended

1) rockstar is in town and he wants to hang man
2) he was to hang on the thirteenth in front of people who thought highly of him
3) he's gonna hang himself if someone's not on watch 24/7, we can't allow that, he will hang when we say he will hang, on the thirteenth!
4) the plant will hang off the rear window

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016

Heart

When some people say open your heart, they really mean share your weaknesses with me so I know how to destroy you. In reality, your heart is already usually open enough, and welcoming enough.

The girl wasnt gaining people's trust or acceptance, so she tried to attack their heart to protect her own, since opening her own heart wasnt something she could calculate the odds of surviving, or have the statistical data to back up or justify every move she made while her heart was open.

by Solid Mantis July 29, 2020

Boy girl

Not to be confused with a tomboy, a boy girl is excessively masculine in bearing, in the way a male boy girl is excessively effeminate. Both a male boy girl and a female boy girl could be reptilian.

His eldest child Abella was a tomboy, but his youngest Caindace was a boy girl.

by Solid Mantis March 30, 2021

Superficial

Someone who doesn't want anyone to know what they're really like or who they really are.

He/she was superficial and phony since he/she thought people would like that.

by Solid Mantis July 27, 2020