Definitions by Solid Mantis
Thanksgiving
A day lot of people pretend to be grateful. Lots of people say they're grateful on Thanksgiving, or during a pandemic, while a few know how ungrateful they really are. A few know they're as much part of the problem as the Mexicans working long hours at the plant at minimum wage risking exposure to viruses from both animals and other people to get their bird to them.
A lot of people thank a healthcare worker during a pandemic, just like a lot of people would thank the Mexican dude that just dropped dead from working at the plant to get a turkey to a family on time for Thanksgiving dinner if they ever met the guy. The reality is people don't really care all that much about the efforts of other people. What's the point in pretending to? Let people know you're an ungrateful asshole like me, it's who you really are, ugly inside when nobody is looking.
Thanksgiving by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020
Wave
First the media said a second wave was coming in the fall. Then they said the United States had already begun a third wave. At some point, they just start saying another wave. They must think it's hilarious.
Wave by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020
Thanksgiving
You don't see many people eating Thanksgiving dinner with Indians. Would it be narcissistic of the Indians to say fuck these guys?
Indians don't feel the same way about Thanksgiving. They most likely wouldn't even feel welcome at a Thanksgiving dinner these days. Is the average family really grateful to the Indians?
Thanksgiving by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020
Thanksgiving
You don't see many people eating Thanksgiving dinner with Indians. Would it be narcissistic of the Indians to say fuck these guys?
Indians don't feel the same way about Thanksgiving. They most likely wouldn't even feel welcome at a Thanksgiving dinner these days.
Thanksgiving by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020
Quarterback
If you're a quarterback, and you hear an announcer saying something about you flying through the air like Superman, hopefully you already have enough life experience to know he's trying to make fun of you and not comment on what a great job you were doing, even if you're young.
A quarterback who doesn't listen too closely to the bullshit is more likely to get things done. You don't have to let it get you mad, you can get serious.
Quarterback by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020
Quarterback
If you're a quarterback, and you hear an announcer saying something about you flying through the air like Superman, hopefully you already have enough life experience to know he's trying to make fun of you and not comment on what a great job you were doing, even if you're young.
Quarterback by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020
Weak person
The girl went to get some money from the guy's house who she said owed her money, and she wasn't going to let him start laughing at her the way everyone else did over it, so she shot him dead to prove to him she wasn't a weak person. Really, she was the worst kind of weak person. A male who does the same thing is the worst kind of weak person, therefore it is not unfair to a female to say the same thing about a female who does the same thing. She was tired of being called weak her whole life, and she couldn't let another person get away with laughing at her.
Weak person by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020