Definitions by Solid Mantis

Houston Astros 

What the media did with the Houston Astros is a lot like people being told an athlete should be their role model. The media doesnt need to tell somebody which teams to like and which ones to hate, any more than they need to tell somebody who should be their role model, rather than choose one for themselves.

There's nothing worse than a fan that hates the Houston Astros because everyone hates the Astros, or because the media says they're cheaters, wife beaters, criminals, and degenerates, and not for their own reasons.

Houston Astros by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

Scapegoat 

If every team that cheated got caught, and karma really did exist, nobody would watch baseball on TV anymore, which would make the TV ratings an all time low. Baseball needed a scapegoat team, and they got one with the Houston Astros.

Baseball would be more unpopular than the Houston Astros if every team that cheated could be punished. The true bad guys needed a scapegoat team to make a bad guy out of, and that's what the Houston Astros had become, because they were dumb and not because they betrayed anybody or owe anybody anything (like an apology). They weren't corrupt enough for a corrupt league, and people didnt like that, they were only half-crooked.

Scapegoat by Solid Mantis October 18, 2020

Moron 

Someone who thinks its clever to spell dick with a q instead of with a k.

The girl was a moron.

Moron by Solid Mantis October 15, 2020

Lockdown 

There never was unanimity in respect for any lockdown anywhere. The initial lockdowns are the reason nobody respects them or the people trying to lock everything down.

People saw the lockdown for what it was, a group/entity of people trying to take control of everyone else's lives.

Lockdown by Solid Mantis October 15, 2020

Poser

Someone who compromises who they are on a daily basis to make money and thinks that if you dont do the same thing, it's coming from your ego.

Compromise is what did that to the poser's head.

Poser by Solid Mantis October 15, 2020

Dexter Holland 

Before he made Pretty Fly for a white guy, he made Come Out and Play, which must be about his extensive experience with life on the mean streets of the same Compton he's trying to make fun of other white guys for when they dress up in Fubu and shit like that.

Dexter Holland is a poser trying to call somebody else a poser.

Dexter Holland by Solid Mantis October 15, 2020

Shortage 

You dont need to collect data to know theres a shortage of workers now, common sense will tell you that.

Of course theres a shortage of workers, everything got shut down.

Shortage by Solid Mantis October 14, 2020