Definitions by Soiled Undergarment

stroke 

To have a slow wank.

"Dude, today's been so quick, when I go home I'm gonna stroke."

stroke by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

randomly typed keys 

Some keys randomly typed like gjkgohkjeopvckiwkbvopsk.

"Dude, people actually study what keys people randomly type?"

randomly typed keys by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Vacuum-Job 

When real desperate people stick their appendages in the vacuum cleaner in an attempt to increase their length, however this exercise ends tragically.

"Dude, minidick tried giving himself a vacuum job, it was nasty."
"Dude, he had nothing to lose."

Vacuum-Job by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

pangalactic bottyblaster 

D.I.Y Colonic anal douchebags.

"Dude, I can't afford a colonic."
"Dude, get a pangalactic bottyblaster - they're only £4.99."

pangalactic bottyblaster by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003

I seem to have done a toilet on the floor

What you say when you just had an accident.

"Dude, I seem to have done a toilet on the floor."
"Dude, clean it up, that is gross."

I seem to have done a toilet on the floor by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003

Word up, kids? 

What your mum says to be cool.

"Word up, kids, howz ma homies?"
"Dude, look at your mum"

Word up, kids? by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003

jack-off 

1) When an angry mother orders her son (named Jack) off a ride outside Tesco.
2) To masturbate.

1) "Get off the Postman Pat ride, you've been on long enough... JACK, OFF!"
2) "Dude, I am going to jack off."

jack-off by Soiled Undergarment August 15, 2003