Soiled Undergarment's definitions

teledildonics

Using a telephone network made up of dildos, and containing everything DMD said. This system replaces POTS.

"Dude, phone the operator and ask for the teledildonics service."

by Soiled Undergarment July 12, 2003

O²

1) A mobile phone company.
2) Oxygen.

1) "See what you can do. O²."
2) "I NEED OXYGEN!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Nay

Shakespearean English word meaning 'no'. Nay is now used in Northern England and amongst posh people.

"More tea?"
"Nay."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

autoexec

AUTOEXEC.BAT

1) Computer file
2) Male genitalia

"Dude, don't fuck with your autoexec.bat!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

Va Va Voom!

1) The Renault Clio advert.
2) The noise a car makes.
3) An exclamation of power.

1) "Dude, the Va Va Voom! ad with the car with the dildo light was the best"
2) *Vroom* *Va Va Voom*
3) "Dude, I just pwned this asshole, Va Va Voom!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 8, 2003

bubble wrap

Little bumps on your skin. Bubble wrap can be found on your dick and on your arms when you are cold.

"Dude, I wanna pop my bubble wrap."

by Soiled Undergarment August 19, 2003

KaZaA

A P2P network where you can download any virus of any kind, sick weirdo porno, warez, video and music which has been altered. Very laggy.

"Dude, this connection is way to fast, I miss lagging."
"Dude, get KaZaA."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003