toilet bag

When the toilet is unavailable and you have to urinate, defecate, ejaculate or dispose of rubbish into a bag.

"Dude, I need a toilet bag"

by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003

Vanilla Coke

A great drink, makes you thirsty but that's good it is an excuse to make you drink more.

"Dude!! Vanilla Coke!"
"Yeah, tell that to a Japanese guy."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

bubble wrap

Little bumps on your skin. Bubble wrap can be found on your dick and on your arms when you are cold.

"Dude, I wanna pop my bubble wrap."

by Soiled Undergarment August 19, 2003

phreaker

A L337 phone h4x0r who hacks the phone system.

i am a phreaker too

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

spank bank

A sperm bank.

"Dude, wanna make easy money?"
"Sure dude,"
"Dude, you gotta go down to the Soho Spank Bank, they pay every donor £20!"
"Sweet, I'm gonna become a millionaire!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 21, 2003

telephone toughguy

One who knows his shit about Telephony and Teledildonics.

"Dude, look at that BT man, he sure is a telephone toughguy."

by Soiled Undergarment July 09, 2003

TWAT

1) A great word to shout out.
2) A woman's vagina.
3) A blow to the face or genitalia.
4) Used by Tweety.
5) An offensive term for a person.
6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.

1) "You're getting right on my tits you TWAAAAAAAAT!"
2) "Nice twat there woman."
3) "You twatted me, I'll twat you back."
4) "Where's dat liddle puddy twat?"
5) "Tony Blair's a twat."
6) "TWAT is going well, don't you think?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003