142 definitions by Soiled Undergarment

bootleg

A make of shoe.

"Go to Clarks and buy some bootlegs."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

KAKAKAKT

Cact's license plate.

"Dude, Cact is doing 30 on a hwy!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

I seem to have done a toilet on the floor

What you say when you just had an accident.

"Dude, I seem to have done a toilet on the floor."
"Dude, clean it up, that is gross."

by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003

Land of Free T-Shirts

see America.

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

spend a penny

See take a slash.

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

Release The Brakes

When one relaxes their sphincter muscle to let a fart or some faeces out.

"Dude, I accidentally released the brakes during a math test and I made this huge fart!"
"Dude, yeah, I heard it!"

by Soiled Undergarment October 21, 2004

SHIT HIT THE FAN

When a secret is let out with potentially devastating consequences. If some faeces were to come into contact with a fan it would splatter them everywhere, devastating.

"I told this guy at my school how his girlfriend was a good lay, then the shit hit the fan."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003