morning glory

Waking up with an erection and a huge need to pee.

"Dude, I hate morning glories, I am trying to sleep, I wake up one sec and I've got a huge fucking boner and need to pee."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Beast ugly bitch

Married to the ugly bearded fuck head.

"Dude, the ugly bearded fuck head is married to the beast ugly bitch."

by Soiled Undergarment August 19, 2003

government

Gay man's orgy.

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

toilet

A bowl for urinating or defecating into. However, people use this bowl to throw rubbish away and to spunk into and throw tampons into.

"Dude, Toilet!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003

auf wiedersehen

Auf wiedersehen - Goodbye
Auf Fernsehen - On the TV

"Auf Wiedersehen John Jawohl!"
"John Jawohl ist auf Fernsehen!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 09, 2003

Exxon Valdez

A real bad disaster. It is a shame this boat was broken cuz it had a real good name.

"Dude, is that oil?"
"Dude, Exxon Valdez has been here."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

teh

1) Typo for "the".
2) Very
3) An Asian name spellchecked with Microsoft Word.

1) "I just shot teh teacup."
2) "That is teh L337."
3) Teh.

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003