144 definitions by Soiled Undergarment

A specially equipped vehicle used to transport the sick or injured.
"Dude, call me an ambulance!"
by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003
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Denver International Airport (DIA) is a major international airport located in Denver, Colorado. The airport is on the northeastern portion of the city.

It ranks among the top 10 busiest airports in the United States and is the largest airport in area in the country. It is a major hub for United Airlines and the operations base of United's low-cost subsidiary Ted. Frontier Airlines, one of the fastest growing discount airlines in the US also uses DIA as their main hub. The airport uses DEN as is its IATA airport code and KDEN as its ICAO airport code.

DIA replaced the old Stapleton International Airport in 1995, making it one of the youngest major airports in the US. It was built by the initiative of Denver mayor Federico Peña, but its construction ran into many problems.

Nowadays, the main complaint about the airport is its distant location from the city center, necessary to accommodate the airport's vast size (137km²). The airport also charges high landing fees to airlines in order to offset its hefty construction costs. Tickets to and from Denver are very expensive, lessening its appeal as a cross-country hub.

DIA has three midfield concourses. They are spaced far apart, and if the inter-terminal people mover system breaks down, it becomes difficult for passengers to board their flights on time, which has only happened once since the airport has been opened. The basic layout is very similar to Atlanta's airport, except that departures and arrivals are on different levels of the terminals.

During a major blizzard in 2003, the heavy snow tore a hole in the one of the terminal's characteristic white fabric roofs, which were designed to be reminiscent of the snow-capped Rocky Mountains in winter.
"Dude, DIA is like one of the leetest airports in the world!"
by Soiled Undergarment October 20, 2004
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1) A child's term for a penis.
2) A rapper who changes his name every month.
1) "Mummy, I need to use my p diddy, I'm going to the toilet."
2) "What is he calling himself now?"
by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003
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Formed when platelets in the blood come in to contact with oxygen in the air. Irresistable to pick.
"I love picking scabs."
by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003
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1) When an angry mother orders her son (named Jack) off a ride outside Tesco.
2) To masturbate.
1) "Get off the Postman Pat ride, you've been on long enough... JACK, OFF!"
2) "Dude, I am going to jack off."
by Soiled Undergarment August 15, 2003
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Genetically he may be a dog, but Dogbert is no man's best friend. He treats people with disdain, reserving special contempt for Dilbert, who's no master--or match--for Dogbert. (Although he wouldn't admit it, if push came to shove, he'd protect the bumbler. And never let him forget it).

His not-so-secret ambition is to conquer the world and enslave all humans. He anointed himself St. Dogbert, and as such takes special delight in exorcising the demons of stupidity.
We're very fortunate to be living in the time of Dogbert.
by Soiled Undergarment January 22, 2004
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Last function key.
"Dude, press F12."
"Dude, why?"
"Dude, Just press it."
"Dude, nothing happened."
"Dude, it's great isn't it."
by Soiled Undergarment August 07, 2003
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