Shakespearean English word meaning 'no'. Nay is now used in Northern England and amongst posh people.
Really means the British word for diaper.
"Timmy needs a nanny, I have to go to work I can't change his nappy all day."
A really funny key on the keyboard to press, I haven't noticed it working - I've only seen the light it makes.
"Dude, Scroll Lock is awesome!"
A great drink, makes you thirsty but that's good it is an excuse to make you drink more.
"Dude!! Vanilla Coke!"
"Yeah, tell that to a Japanese guy."
British slang "to urinate".
"Dude, I'm dying to take a slash, but I can't find a bog."
When real desperate people stick their appendages in the vacuum cleaner in an attempt to increase their length, however this exercise ends tragically.
"Dude, minidick tried giving himself a vacuum job, it was nasty."
"Dude, he had nothing to lose."
The function key F1. It really gets on my tits for some reason.
"For help press F1." -Micro$oft