Rubber ducky

sex acts in a small floating contraption

can be a boat or pool raft

sex on the water

got head on the river the other day...

So you got a rubber ducky

is that what it's called?

by SoapySardines aka Dorian October 06, 2018

Polish roulette

a blank round is used instead of a real one in Russian roulette

Or a flaregun is used

polish roulette is Russian roulette with a blank round, that will probably still blow a hole , or extremely fucking hurt

by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 24, 2018

Laugh wolf

Cry wolf about something like thats bad, but the result is harmless but the result of a laugh wolf is comically deceptive

just a laugh wolf tactic

Probably best done with anyone you know well and get along with

Or people you really dont like to make them smell your fart one day for example

when you cry wolf about a fart for example and they find out you've been lying and then when you really do fart and admit it... and they find out about it because they dont know if your lying or not...

Laugh wolf

result of a cry wolf, being a comical one

by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 28, 2018

Coyote ugly

When having sex and shes loud and the neighbors can clearly hear it

Like a coyote in heat

its kinda ugly to the neighbors

You can kinda think about it, that your neighbors you dont even know can hear her loud sex howling

They probably wake up the next morning like they heard a coyote during a camping trip in the woods , disturbed / excited

"Did you hear that last night?"

"of course i heard it, i couldnt sleep because of it"

probably what a girl tells her girlfriend the next day , "Went coyote ugly on his dick"

Neighbors , they went coyote ugly last night

"Hey you mind keeping coyote ugly antics down, everyone heard it"

She went coyote ugly on me, oh well i hope the neighbors dont mind too much

Like a pair of coyotes making a loud porno

by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018

Soapy

Opposite of being Salty

He's being really soapy about it, i was expecting a salty attitude reaction

by SoapySardines aka Dorian July 03, 2018

Real third Wheel

A person that has sex with a couple

A coupe devil status

Technically

Proper definition of a third wheel , roll together completely

married couple invited their friend to have sex with them and they fucked

That friend was the third wheel

Alot more stable and control achieve

Definition by Mr.Gusher / Soapy Sardines

Real third Wheel

by SoapySardines aka Dorian August 19, 2018

skateboarding

2 couples have sex

a foursome with 2 couples

two couples had sex with each other...

They were skateboarding that night

by SoapySardines aka Dorian August 19, 2018