I trust you with my life, but I can't tell you who I'm working for. It's not a secret. It's a sekret.
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 06, 2020
/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkātiNG/
adjective
Containing elements that are beyond one's mental capacity to comprehend.
verb
/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkāt/
To cause confusion, or to render more complex by the deliberate inclusion of mentally taxing, contradictory or nonsensical elements.
adjective
Containing elements that are beyond one's mental capacity to comprehend.
verb
/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkāt/
To cause confusion, or to render more complex by the deliberate inclusion of mentally taxing, contradictory or nonsensical elements.
My boss is threatened by me, so he gives me confusimicating directives in the hope that I'll slip up.
When my boyfriend hints at marriage, I confusimicate him by going on and on about the legal ramifications thereof.
When my boyfriend hints at marriage, I confusimicate him by going on and on about the legal ramifications thereof.
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020
/THəˈrifik/
adjective
Feeling as if the Norse god Thor is applying his hammer to inflict severe emotional distress.
adjective
Feeling as if the Norse god Thor is applying his hammer to inflict severe emotional distress.
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 06, 2020
/fəkˈedəb(ə)l/
adjective
Sexual intercourse (or a participant thereof) that is boring and unmemorable.
adjective
Sexual intercourse (or a participant thereof) that is boring and unmemorable.
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 25, 2020
/bōˈmiskyo͞oəs/
adjective
Characterized by wanting to have lots and lots and lots of sex, but only with David Bowie.
adjective
Characterized by wanting to have lots and lots and lots of sex, but only with David Bowie.
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 06, 2020
/ənˈfəkər/
noun
Someone who helps other people extract themselves from potentially embarrassing or awkward situations.
noun
Someone who helps other people extract themselves from potentially embarrassing or awkward situations.
Darn it, I accidentally told him I loved him when I was drunk and now he won't return my texts. I need to hire a relationship unfucker.
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 06, 2020
Last night, I put "Warszawa" on repeat for three hours while I painted my
bedroom ceiling. What can I say, I'm a Lowieite!
bedroom ceiling. What can I say, I'm a Lowieite!
by SoSlightlyScarlet April 08, 2021