Spice Girl

/ˈspīsɡərl/

noun

A woman who engages in consensual, safe, casual sex with multiple partners purely for fun.

My best friends are all Spice Girls - they're way more interesting and entertaining than my annoyingly monogamous friends.

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 06, 2020

evel

/ˈevəl/

adjective

Irredeemably and irrevokably immoral and cruel.

noun

Irredeemable and irrevocable wickedness.

I'll never forgive her for stealing my diary and posting it online. It wasn't just mean, it was evel.

Don't date him, girl, he's evel to the core and will never change.

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020

snatch quack

noun

/ˈsnaCHkwak/

offensive for: A gynecologist

I'm going to hop in the shower cuz I'm seeing my snatch quack at noon

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 06, 2020

unfucker

/ənˈfəkər/

noun

Someone who helps other people extract themselves from potentially embarrassing or awkward situations.

Darn it, I accidentally told him I loved him when I was drunk and now he won't return my texts. I need to hire a relationship unfucker.

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 06, 2020

Bowmiscuous

/bōˈmiskyo͞oəs/

adjective

Characterized by wanting to have lots and lots and lots of sex, but only with David Bowie.

"I'm sorry, but I can't date you. You see, I'm Bowmiscuous".

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 06, 2020

Lowieite

/'lōēˌīt/

noun

A Bowieite who is unusually devoted to the David Bowie album "Low".

Last night, I put "Warszawa" on repeat for three hours while I painted my

bedroom ceiling. What can I say, I'm a Lowieite!

by SoSlightlyScarlet April 08, 2021

sekret

/ˈsēkrit/

noun

An "if I told you, I'd have to kill you" secret.

I trust you with my life, but I can't tell you who I'm working for. It's not a secret. It's a sekret.

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 06, 2020