SoSlightlyScarlet's definitions

Bowmiscuous

/bōˈmiskyo͞oəs/

adjective

Characterized by wanting to have lots and lots and lots of sex, but only with David Bowie.

"I'm sorry, but I can't date you. You see, I'm Bowmiscuous".

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020

fuckhetaboutit

/fəkˈhetəˌboutīt/

verb

To cease (or to cause someone to cease) thinking about something by engaging in sexual activity.

My boyfriend was totally freaked out about losing his job, but I made him fuckhetaboutit!

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 25, 2020

fuckettable

/fəkˈedəb(ə)l/

adjective

Sexual intercourse (or a participant thereof) that is boring and unmemorable.

Sally: "So ... how was the sex??!!"
Susan: "Meh. Totally fuckettable."
Sally: "Oh, dear."

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 25, 2020

snatch quack

noun

/ˈsnaCHkwak/

offensive for: A gynecologist

I'm going to hop in the shower cuz I'm seeing my snatch quack at noon

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020

evel

/ˈevəl/

adjective

Irredeemably and irrevokably immoral and cruel.

noun

Irredeemable and irrevocable wickedness.

I'll never forgive her for stealing my diary and posting it online. It wasn't just mean, it was evel.

Don't date him, girl, he's evel to the core and will never change.

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020

Lowieite

/'lōēˌīt/

noun

A Bowieite who is unusually devoted to the David Bowie album "Low".

Last night, I put "Warszawa" on repeat for three hours while I painted my

bedroom ceiling. What can I say, I'm a Lowieite!

by SoSlightlyScarlet April 8, 2021

Bowieite

/'bōēˌīt/

noun

A person who is unusually devoted to the works and persona of David Bowie.

It's been four years, and I still can't listen to more than one or two David Bowie songs in a row without ending up on a three-day crying jag. Only my fellow Bowieites get it.

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020