Definitions by SoSlightlyScarlet

confusimicating 

/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkātiNG/

adjective

Containing elements that are beyond one's mental capacity to comprehend.

verb

/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkāt/

To cause confusion, or to render more complex by the deliberate inclusion of mentally taxing, contradictory or nonsensical elements.

My boss is threatened by me, so he gives me confusimicating directives in the hope that I'll slip up.

When my boyfriend hints at marriage, I confusimicate him by going on and on about the legal ramifications thereof.

confusimicating by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020

snatch quack 

noun

/ˈsnaCHkwak/

offensive for: A gynecologist

I'm going to hop in the shower cuz I'm seeing my snatch quack at noon

snatch quack by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020

sekret 

/ˈsēkrit/

noun

An "if I told you, I'd have to kill you" secret.

I trust you with my life, but I can't tell you who I'm working for. It's not a secret. It's a sekret.

sekret by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020

Spice Girl

/ˈspīsɡərl/

noun

A woman who engages in consensual, safe, casual sex with multiple partners purely for fun.

My best friends are all Spice Girls - they're way more interesting and entertaining than my annoyingly monogamous friends.

Spice Girl by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020

unfucker

/ənˈfəkər/

noun

Someone who helps other people extract themselves from potentially embarrassing or awkward situations.

Darn it, I accidentally told him I loved him when I was drunk and now he won't return my texts. I need to hire a relationship unfucker.

unfucker by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020

yez

/yez/

exclamation

Giving an affirmative response or indicating agreement in an unenthusiastic manner.

Hungover, I reluctantly answered my boss' call. "Did you finish the presentation?" she asked breathlessly. I hesitated, then "Yez," I replied, in a tone that I hoped would passive-aggressively convey my utter distaste for the presentation and for all other things work-related.

yez by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020

Bowmiscuous

/bōˈmiskyo͞oəs/

adjective

Characterized by wanting to have lots and lots and lots of sex, but only with David Bowie.

"I'm sorry, but I can't date you. You see, I'm Bowmiscuous".

Bowmiscuous by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020