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/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkātiNG/
adjective
Containing elements that are beyond one's mental capacity to comprehend.
verb
/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkāt/
To cause confusion, or to render more complex by the deliberate inclusion of mentally taxing, contradictory or nonsensical elements.
adjective
Containing elements that are beyond one's mental capacity to comprehend.
verb
/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkāt/
To cause confusion, or to render more complex by the deliberate inclusion of mentally taxing, contradictory or nonsensical elements.
My boss is threatened by me, so he gives me confusimicating directives in the hope that I'll slip up.
When my boyfriend hints at marriage, I confusimicate him by going on and on about the legal ramifications thereof.
When my boyfriend hints at marriage, I confusimicate him by going on and on about the legal ramifications thereof.
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noun
A woman who engages in consensual, safe, casual sex with multiple partners purely for fun.
noun
A woman who engages in consensual, safe, casual sex with multiple partners purely for fun.
My best friends are all Spice Girls - they're way more interesting and entertaining than my annoyingly monogamous friends.
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noun
Someone who helps other people extract themselves from potentially embarrassing or awkward situations.
noun
Someone who helps other people extract themselves from potentially embarrassing or awkward situations.
Darn it, I accidentally told him I loved him when I was drunk and now he won't return my texts. I need to hire a relationship unfucker.
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adjective
Characterized by wanting to have lots and lots and lots of sex, but only with David Bowie.
adjective
Characterized by wanting to have lots and lots and lots of sex, but only with David Bowie.
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