SoSlightlyScarlet's definitions

fuckettable

/fəkˈedəb(ə)l/

adjective

Sexual intercourse (or a participant thereof) that is boring and unmemorable.

Sally: "So ... how was the sex??!!"
Susan: "Meh. Totally fuckettable."
Sally: "Oh, dear."

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 25, 2020

Bowmiscuous

/bōˈmiskyo͞oəs/

adjective

Characterized by wanting to have lots and lots and lots of sex, but only with David Bowie.

"I'm sorry, but I can't date you. You see, I'm Bowmiscuous".

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020

sekret

/ˈsēkrit/

noun

An "if I told you, I'd have to kill you" secret.

I trust you with my life, but I can't tell you who I'm working for. It's not a secret. It's a sekret.

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020

unfuckettable

/ˌənfəkˈedəb(ə)l/

adjective

Sexual intercourse (or a participant thereof) that stands out as being impossible to forget.

"Unfuckettable ... that's what you are ..."

No, I'm never going to see him again. The sex was unfuckettably terrible.

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020

yez

/yez/

exclamation

Giving an affirmative response or indicating agreement in an unenthusiastic manner.

Hungover, I reluctantly answered my boss' call. "Did you finish the presentation?" she asked breathlessly. I hesitated, then "Yez," I replied, in a tone that I hoped would passive-aggressively convey my utter distaste for the presentation and for all other things work-related.

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020

Bowieite

/'bōēˌīt/

noun

A person who is unusually devoted to the works and persona of David Bowie.

It's been four years, and I still can't listen to more than one or two David Bowie songs in a row without ending up on a three-day crying jag. Only my fellow Bowieites get it.

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020

Lowieite

/'lōēˌīt/

noun

A Bowieite who is unusually devoted to the David Bowie album "Low".

Last night, I put "Warszawa" on repeat for three hours while I painted my

bedroom ceiling. What can I say, I'm a Lowieite!

by SoSlightlyScarlet April 8, 2021