sekret

/ˈsēkrit/

noun

An "if I told you, I'd have to kill you" secret.
I trust you with my life, but I can't tell you who I'm working for. It's not a secret. It's a sekret.
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confusimicating

/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkātiNG/

adjective

Containing elements that are beyond one's mental capacity to comprehend.

verb

/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkāt/

To cause confusion, or to render more complex by the deliberate inclusion of mentally taxing, contradictory or nonsensical elements.
My boss is threatened by me, so he gives me confusimicating directives in the hope that I'll slip up.

When my boyfriend hints at marriage, I confusimicate him by going on and on about the legal ramifications thereof.
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Thorrific

/THəˈrifik/

adjective

Feeling as if the Norse god Thor is applying his hammer to inflict severe emotional distress.
The breakup was truly Thorrific, I didn't get out of bed for weeks.
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fuckettable

/fəkˈedəb(ə)l/

adjective

Sexual intercourse (or a participant thereof) that is boring and unmemorable.
Sally: "So ... how was the sex??!!"
Susan: "Meh. Totally fuckettable."
Sally: "Oh, dear."
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Bowmiscuous

/bōˈmiskyo͞oəs/

adjective

Characterized by wanting to have lots and lots and lots of sex, but only with David Bowie.
"I'm sorry, but I can't date you. You see, I'm Bowmiscuous".
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unfucker

/ənˈfəkər/

noun

Someone who helps other people extract themselves from potentially embarrassing or awkward situations.
Darn it, I accidentally told him I loved him when I was drunk and now he won't return my texts. I need to hire a relationship unfucker.
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Lowieite

/'lōēˌīt/

noun

A Bowieite who is unusually devoted to the David Bowie album "Low".
Last night, I put "Warszawa" on repeat for three hours while I painted my

bedroom ceiling. What can I say, I'm a Lowieite!
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