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Definitions by Snake

From the tv show Red Dwarf, it is a commonly used insult, derived from Smegma.

1) Smeg: Exclamation of surprise not unlike fuck.

2) Smegger: Obnoxious person

3) Smeg head: As 2
1) Oh Smeg! What the smeggin' smeg's he smeggin' done?!

2) I'll nut the smegger into oblivion

3) I'm not an insubordinate man by nature. I try and respect Rimmer and all, but it's so hard because he's such a smeg head.
Smeg by Snake July 9, 2004

Going for a McShit 

When you go into McDonalds for the sole purpose of using the bathroom.

Please note: If challenged by the spotty staff member, then your declaration that you will buy food afterwards is a McShit with Lies
I'm going for a McShit
Going for a McShit by Snake July 9, 2004
Chick or lesbian... as in chromosomes... XX girl and XY guy..
XX by snake June 14, 2004

buff nut 

When you take a buffer and stick your nuts up to it.
Hey dude, I'm going to the garage to buff my nut.
buff nut by Snake April 25, 2004
Hey look! It's a piece of bash!
Bash by Snake February 1, 2004

muthagoose 

One who wears khakis and puts ladies up on glass at football stadiums.
He wears khakis everyday and hooks up with a drunk girl in front of thousands of people...it's Muthagoose!
muthagoose by Snake November 30, 2003
BIG DICK SLINGER aka BDS
WHM by snake April 28, 2003