Cockbite

An extreme word for the major assholes you meet.
You ask someone for a quarter and you know damn well they have it but they won't give you a measly quarter because they are a cockbite.
by Snake December 02, 2004
mugGet the Cockbitemug.
Spanish for "Yes! I have freed your prisoners and have now come for you!"

Made famous by Guybrush Threepwood in Monkey Island.
"Madre de dios! It's El Pollo Diablo."
(Acoustic guitar bit)
"Si! He dejado en libertad los prisoneros y ahora vengo por tis!"
by Snake February 22, 2005
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Rob Grant

Greatest writer who ever walked the earth. One half of the duo who created Red Dwarf, he has also written the classic comedy sci-fi novels Colony and Incompetence.
by Snake March 22, 2006
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BOBFOC

The acronym for a girl with a nice body, but a terrible face.

Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
Ewww boys! She's some BOBFOC!
by Snake June 11, 2006
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LSJ

by snake April 28, 2003
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Sailing mishap

Accident involving a sailing yacht.
"You look the same age to me."
"I'M FIVE YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!!!"
SAILING MISHAP!!!!
by Snake January 16, 2005
mugGet the Sailing mishapmug.

Soft Boy

One who is the opposite of a Hard man. Generally, the soft boy is unable to fight, or will go down after one punch. A Soft Boy is also one who cannot hold his drink.
He threw up after only three pints. What a Soft Boy.
by Snake February 01, 2006
mugGet the Soft Boymug.