Smurf's definitions
This nordic bard is also a warrior of great strength, skill, and virtue. His songs are inspiring sagas of battle and valor, and the skald devotes his life to those pursuits.
by smurf August 23, 2004
Get the Skaldmug. 1. Another name for amateur pornography. Usually pictures/videos you have taken of your ex girl/boy friends.
by smurf July 2, 2007
Get the homebrewmug. Deep Gnomes, are also known as svirfneblin, are legendary because they are so rarely seen. They live deep under the earth, where they create beautiful artifacts made of precious metals and gems, as well as fantastic creations of stonework. They live under constant threat of attack from other races. This has made the svirfneblin wise and agile, if somewhat timid and retiring.
Not your average lawn gnome
by smurf August 23, 2004
Get the Deep Gnomemug. slipknot is the best band in exsistence. they have 9 members thatmake their music sound like da bomb. also the insane clown posse licks balls
by SMURF June 25, 2004
Get the slipknotmug. A type of House music. Handbag house consists of the obligatory disco diva lyrics, simple four-on-the-floor TR-909 kick drums, hi-hats on the upbeats, Basic synth stabs in a minor key, and sometimes a snare on beats two and four. Videos often feature the singer in a leather costume dancing around while a sculpted bald black man gyrates his hips whilst also attempting to look threatening. Its name comes from the phenomenon of a group of women dancing around a pile of their handbags.
by Smurf May 17, 2007
Get the handbag housemug. by Smurf August 17, 2004
Get the chumbramug. by smurf August 17, 2004
Get the crystal golemmug.