Smoove B's definitions

Smoove B

Your's Truly. The coolest macinist motherfucker on the face of the planet.

What up B?

That's Smoove B to you motherfucker!

by Smoove B March 10, 2005

sex commute

If you are dating someone who doesn't live close to you, it's the distance you need to travel to get laid.

Yeah Tina is great, but I can't handle the sex commute.

by Smoove B September 26, 2005

church

1. a place of worship.
2. slang term used to describe a house of ill repute or a titty bar when speaking in the presence of women.
3. used to express agreement, to replace amen!
4. slang for good bye, similar to peace.

1. I go to church every Sunday.
2. I go to church every Wednesday on my lunch hour.
3. I hear that, Church!
4. Well, I'm out, Church!

by Smoove B January 28, 2005

white chocolate

1. a white dude with a huge dick.

Holy shit smoove, I didn't realize you were packin' a white chocolate Toblerone!

by Smoove B March 15, 2005

down for whatever

Ready and willing to participate in most any activity. If said by your homie it implies that he is ready to have a good time in any situation. If said by or about a ho it implies that she is a chickenhead.

Billy: I'm down for whatever.
Timmy: Church! I'll call up that bitch Sadie, she's down for whatever.
Billy: Well then Holla at me after you hit that shit.

by Smoove B February 17, 2005

played

Outdated, obsolete, overused. Often refers to an idiom or colloquialism.

See played out, beat.

The expression all that is played.

Jerry: Helloooooooo!
Kramer: Jerry, that's played.

by Smoove B February 17, 2005

pike out

To say you are going to do something and then back out at the last minute. To flake out.

I can't believe you piked out again last night. You are such a piker.

by Smoove B March 24, 2005