Definitions by Smoove B

sex commute 

If you are dating someone who doesn't live close to you, it's the distance you need to travel to get laid.

Yeah Tina is great, but I can't handle the sex commute.

sex commute by Smoove B September 26, 2005

sloot 

A word that I thought I made up but apparently did not.

That sloot better not show her face around here again.

sloot by Smoove B April 1, 2005

pike out

To say you are going to do something and then back out at the last minute. To flake out.

I can't believe you piked out again last night. You are such a piker.

pike out by Smoove B March 24, 2005

white chocolate 

1. a white dude with a huge dick.

Holy shit smoove, I didn't realize you were packin' a white chocolate Toblerone!

white chocolate by Smoove B March 15, 2005

Smoove B 

Your's Truly. The coolest macinist motherfucker on the face of the planet.

What up B?

That's Smoove B to you motherfucker!

Smoove B by Smoove B March 10, 2005

played 

Outdated, obsolete, overused. Often refers to an idiom or colloquialism.

See played out, beat.

The expression all that is played.

Jerry: Helloooooooo!
Kramer: Jerry, that's played.

played by Smoove B February 17, 2005

How ya like that sucka 

A slightly more inslulting substitute for How ya like me now. Should be pronouned with a slight pause between that and sucka with primary accent on that, secondary accent on suck.

How ya like that sucka!

How ya like that sucka by Smoove B February 17, 2005