Smoove B's definitions

sex commute

If you are dating someone who doesn't live close to you, it's the distance you need to travel to get laid.

Yeah Tina is great, but I can't handle the sex commute.

by Smoove B September 26, 2005

sloot

A word that I thought I made up but apparently did not.

That sloot better not show her face around here again.

by Smoove B April 1, 2005

pike out

To say you are going to do something and then back out at the last minute. To flake out.

I can't believe you piked out again last night. You are such a piker.

by Smoove B March 24, 2005

white chocolate

1. a white dude with a huge dick.

Holy shit smoove, I didn't realize you were packin' a white chocolate Toblerone!

by Smoove B March 15, 2005

Smoove B

Your's Truly. The coolest macinist motherfucker on the face of the planet.

What up B?

That's Smoove B to you motherfucker!

by Smoove B March 10, 2005

played

Outdated, obsolete, overused. Often refers to an idiom or colloquialism.

See played out, beat.

The expression all that is played.

Jerry: Helloooooooo!
Kramer: Jerry, that's played.

by Smoove B February 17, 2005

how ya like me now

What you say to someone after you give them a bitch slap. Can also be used after shaming someone in some other way, e.g. proving them wrong or stealing their honey.

See also How ya like that sucka.

How ya like me now! Biatch!

by Smoove B February 17, 2005