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Definitions by Smoking hot 1966 Cadillac

pussomatic

A vehicle with an automatic transmission usually driven by pussies too scared to drive a manual transmission vehicle.
Buyer: Hi, I'm calling about the truck you have for sale. Is that a manual?

Seller: no its an automatic

Buyer: Sorry I'll get clowned driving a pussomatic in my hood.

Sugar Plum Fairy 

A gay man who supports homosexuality.
Harvey Milk the former San Francisco board of supervisors was a sugar plum fairy until he was taken off the shelf.

hidden lips 

A slick term for a woman's genitals.
Hey girlie I wanna tap into your hidden lips.

aggravated pod 

A pod in jail or prison where the inmates can't come in direct contact with the correctional officer because the officer is behind a booth of bullet proof glass and is reserved for inmates arrested for using weapons to commit crimes.
Since you used a firearm in the robbery you're going to the aggravated pod 26
To ask a person on a date or pursue them with intent of getting into a relationship with that person.
Girl: Why did you hit on me?
Boy: Because I like you and think you're special so I want you for me.

Taken off the shelf 

Person 1: Yo big man, I haven't seen you with Cadillac Pimpin in a while.

Reply: He was taken off the shelf in a drive by.
Person 1: Do they know who did it?
Reply: Yeah it was Trevor and he's in the joint for his murder cuz one of his cronies went to the po pos and wrote on his ass.

swim with the fish

When a person is snuffed and given cement shoes then thrown in a body of water ie: an ocean, a lake or river.
Girlfriend: If I ever find out you cheat on me you'll swim with the fish.

Boyfriend: I love you too much to endanger you with some bitches std's.