Definitions by Smokey the bear

reddit hug of cash 

It's when redditors open their wallets, Apple Pay app or bitcoin wallet and donate to a cause they care about.

Wow, reddit really saved little Johnny's family from those high medical bills. Oh yeah, it's the reddit hug of cash.

reddit hug of cash by Smokey the bear June 1, 2016

Beerflation 

The price of a pitcher of beer went up 8.2% from last year at my local bowling alley.

This beerflation is killing my wallet, where's Alan Greenspan when you need him.

Beerflation by Smokey the bear April 27, 2016

Mitchism

A hilariously absurd and random observation, in the style of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up

Mitchism by Smokey The Bear March 31, 2005

forest bang 

The act of taking a girl who is blindfolded or not out in the middle of forest where she has sex with one or more persons most of the time in a gangbang.

Grover took Shelle out for a forest bang which she was very excited about.

forest bang by smokey the bear July 26, 2004

N-E-W-P-O-R-T 

Never Eat Wet Pussy On a Rainy Tuesday

N-E-W-P-O-R-T by smokey the bear July 7, 2003

nose gobblin 

those nasty green slimy things in your nose(boogers). used as an insult.

you're a freakin nose gobblin!

nose gobblin by smokey the bear July 3, 2003

flower gook 

slang. term for broke ass insecure racist hawaiian.

i'm tired of flower gooks talkin shit, this is my land now.

flower gook by smokey the bear July 2, 2003