Smocko's definitions

Shithorse

Exclamation of dismay.

Mutton: Hoyt, it's leavin' time. We're twenty minutes late!
Trenchie: Shithorse!

by Smocko November 5, 2004

Poop Shoot

The opening at the lower end of the body, a meatus or canal, through which solid waste departs from the body.

see hilt, shank, stock, stub, tail, tip

Yeech! you hit me right in my poop shoot!

Fecal matter and whatnot is excretently exploding out of my poop shoot.

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by Smocko October 6, 2004

calm down

No, really, that kid's not calm.

Park: Hey guys.
Duker: Dude, calm down.
Harry: This kid's not calm.

by Smocko March 15, 2005

hi-larious

Actually it's not that funny.

A member of the ridonkulus family.

"Oh yeah? Well your mother's a whore!"
"Hi-larious"

by Smocko November 2, 2004

hem

A shortened version of "ahem".

Nice, Jimmy Rollins is, hem, up... the Phillies are, hem, sure to tie the game.

by Smocko September 18, 2004

womb regret

Noun. The opposite of claustrophobia, one who likes to be in small spaces and stays in his room all the time. This person likes warm, comforting, familar spaces and wishes that he had stayed in the womb.

Closetwish is a very similar adjective.

Womb regret. How crap is that!

by Smocko November 1, 2004

look at the birds

1. Doesn't mean anything. Used to fill a gap in the conversation.
2. Expression of resignation, like a verbal shrug.
3. Observe them girl types.

1. (Pause)
Fredrick: Look at the birds
(Pause)
2. Chadworth: We're done for.
Marshall: Look at the birds.
3. Stines: Look at the birds.
Jobsman: Noice!

by Smocko October 10, 2004