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Shithorse

Mutton: Hoyt, it's leavin' time. We're twenty minutes late!
Trenchie: Shithorse!
by Smocko November 5, 2004
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Closetwish

A person who wishes to be in a small space all the time, like a closet. This person is not gay, just crap. Closely associated with womb regret.
"I'm so cold ... I wish I was in a nice, warm closet."
by Smocko November 1, 2004
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toime

Indicates that it is time for the group to act.

Should only be used when nessessary.
It's pissin' tiome!

Money tiome? I hate money tiome.
by Smocko August 11, 2004
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calm down

No, really, that kid's not calm.
Park: Hey guys.
Duker: Dude, calm down.
Harry: This kid's not calm.
by Smocko March 15, 2005
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womb regret

Noun. The opposite of claustrophobia, one who likes to be in small spaces and stays in his room all the time. This person likes warm, comforting, familar spaces and wishes that he had stayed in the womb.

Closetwish is a very similar adjective.
Womb regret. How crap is that!
by Smocko November 1, 2004
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hem

A shortened version of "ahem".
Nice, Jimmy Rollins is, hem, up... the Phillies are, hem, sure to tie the game.
by Smocko September 18, 2004
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look at the birds

1. Doesn't mean anything. Used to fill a gap in the conversation.
2. Expression of resignation, like a verbal shrug.
3. Observe them girl types.
1. (Pause)
Fredrick: Look at the birds
(Pause)
2. Chadworth: We're done for.
Marshall: Look at the birds.
3. Stines: Look at the birds.
Jobsman: Noice!
by Smocko October 10, 2004
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