1. An approximated date when all multicellular life forms will die out.
2. An exaggerated statement for how long something may take.
2. An exaggerated statement for how long something may take.
“Hurry up! Is my food ready, a billion years later?”
“A billion years later, we’re all gonna die! Better start making the most of it...”
“Apparently, according to scientific belief, sentient life expires from this solar system supermarket at least a billion years later, and is also when I expect to get my ice cream cone by; assuming my friends can’t be slower than they are, already!”
“A billion years later, we’re all gonna die! Better start making the most of it...”
“Apparently, according to scientific belief, sentient life expires from this solar system supermarket at least a billion years later, and is also when I expect to get my ice cream cone by; assuming my friends can’t be slower than they are, already!”
by Smith dux Wurd November 20, 2017
by Smith dux Wurd August 19, 2017
A toy that teens use either to be part of a trend(*cough!* fad!), to make themselves look cooler, or a chance to use something remotely close to a Beyblade they could never own as a child.
Carl: Hey, Drew! Guess what I bought!
Drew: Hmmm... McDonald's?
Carl: NeeeOPE! A fidget spinner!
Drew: ...Are... are we still friends?
Drew: Hmmm... McDonald's?
Carl: NeeeOPE! A fidget spinner!
Drew: ...Are... are we still friends?
by Smith dux Wurd June 05, 2017
One who doesn't take down the words they have from the past, just in case anyone(including the one who coined/re-coined said word) plans to see them.
Logical and reasoning person: Hey, dude! Great defs, bro!
Anunpublishist: Thanks!
Logical and reasoning person: Hmm... wait a minute... your definition of fidget spinner was unseen and got one dislike and nothing else. Maybe it's time to edit or unpublish th—
Now enraged anunpublishist: NO! That word is one of my FIRST! It's a RELIC, MAN! Leave it BE!
Anunpublishist: Thanks!
Logical and reasoning person: Hmm... wait a minute... your definition of fidget spinner was unseen and got one dislike and nothing else. Maybe it's time to edit or unpublish th—
Now enraged anunpublishist: NO! That word is one of my FIRST! It's a RELIC, MAN! Leave it BE!
by Smith dux Wurd July 22, 2017
An international day for celebrating by eating garlic. This appreciation day celebrated in the month of April was, without doubt, was invented by American individuals that later popularized it to keep the vampires away (or such things one could get away with eating garlic for).
Person A: Oh cool, International Garlic Day in 2018 took place on Tuesday, April 17th.
Person B: Aw, shucks though! That means we missed it!
Person A: Oh yeah...crap.
Person B: Aw, shucks though! That means we missed it!
Person A: Oh yeah...crap.
by Smith dux Wurd April 18, 2018