Sex flu

The male shoots a cumshot into a girl’s nostril. This way, the girl will have a runny nose from the dripping cum and will feel like she is sick from the distance of the shot.
Sorry I’m late I had to blow my nose after my boyfriend gave me the sex flu
by Slydog11 December 20, 2019
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Tommer

A person who can do something stupid beyond belief. Tommer sure are known for their outstanding ability to make the wrong decision despite its unpopularity.
Dude this kid fucked his underage girlfriend and now he’s in jail, just like where we said he’d be. What a tommer!
by Slydog11 November 07, 2019
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Square Dance

When four bisexuals have sex, alternating partners frequently to keep things spicy.
The four bisexuals were getting bored together so they decided to square dance
by Slydog11 October 25, 2020
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Spedophile

The spedophile is an advanced form of child molester who specializes in special ed children due to their low mental state and high gullibility.
“I’d arrest that kid, but I gotta give him props: he’s a spedophile, he knows what he’s doing!”
by Slydog11 June 25, 2020
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Mind blow

Fill your nostrils with hydrogen gas. Put a match up to your nose and watch your mind be blown.
by Slydog11 January 11, 2020
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Baby roulette

Collect 9 birth control pills, and one fake pill. Mix them all up and pick a pill. Then, let the man cum in you . If you are unlucky, you will soon be a mother.
“I knew I shouldn’t have played baby roulette! Now I’m pregnant!”
by Slydog11 December 20, 2019
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Miami Cumshot

When the male pours gasoline on the top of his dick. He then holds a lighter next to his dick and cums. The gasoline-infused cum shoots through the flame and ignites, sending a fire stream directly at the female.
“My stupid boyfriend gave me 1st degree burns after he sent a Miami cumshot at me!”
by Slydog11 December 17, 2019
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