Chad : Happy Birthday baby I got you something close your eyes!
Kiersten: Oh Chad I love you what could it be?
Chad : AHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten: Wow it's your monster cock do I get some Birthday Sex?
Chad : Yes! Yes! Yes! Strip it down!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Yummy!
Chad : Happy Birthday To You!
Kiersten: Oh Chad I love you what could it be?
Chad : AHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten: Wow it's your monster cock do I get some Birthday Sex?
Chad : Yes! Yes! Yes! Strip it down!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Yummy!
Chad : Happy Birthday To You!
by SlopNChop December 18, 2016
Jake : Hey there Goldie Locks how bout you make my dick hard so I can fuck your soft pussy!
Kiersten : Would you like for me to suck it or rub it vigorously?
Jake : I would like for you to rub your soft hair on it please!
Kiersten : Oh yeah that always makes you hard don't it big boy!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit talkin stupid and get back to work!
Kiersten : Why we used to do it!
Chad : Who cares I'm the boss you little BITCH!
Kiersten : Fuck you and your small penis too!
Kiersten : Would you like for me to suck it or rub it vigorously?
Jake : I would like for you to rub your soft hair on it please!
Kiersten : Oh yeah that always makes you hard don't it big boy!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit talkin stupid and get back to work!
Kiersten : Why we used to do it!
Chad : Who cares I'm the boss you little BITCH!
Kiersten : Fuck you and your small penis too!
by SlopNChop May 23, 2017
Kiersten : Gosh Jake are we just gonna watch tv all night this is boring!
Jake : How about I Nibble on your breast's!
Kiersten : Oh Jake O your making me wet!
Jake : And now I will Nibble on you neck!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me wet again!
Jake : And now I will Nibble on your leg's!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me tingle!
Jake : And now I will Nibble on your pussy!
Kiersten : Oh my gosh I'm cumming I'm cumming! Fuck Me!
Jake : And now I will Nibble on your hair!
Kiersten : What the hell Jake you were supposed to fuck me!
Jake : But your hair is so soft and smells so good Mmmm!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your so sweet Now Fuck Me!
Jake : Spread your legs so my dick can Nibble inside you!
Kiersten : Oh Baby!
Jake : How about I Nibble on your breast's!
Kiersten : Oh Jake O your making me wet!
Jake : And now I will Nibble on you neck!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me wet again!
Jake : And now I will Nibble on your leg's!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me tingle!
Jake : And now I will Nibble on your pussy!
Kiersten : Oh my gosh I'm cumming I'm cumming! Fuck Me!
Jake : And now I will Nibble on your hair!
Kiersten : What the hell Jake you were supposed to fuck me!
Jake : But your hair is so soft and smells so good Mmmm!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your so sweet Now Fuck Me!
Jake : Spread your legs so my dick can Nibble inside you!
Kiersten : Oh Baby!
by SlopNChop December 27, 2017
Craig : So did you fuck the shit out of Kiersten again last night?
Chad : No I found something better I was checking out at Walmart and met Natasha she was about to get off work so I gave her a ride home she invited me in and started sucking my cock the next thing you know I was fucking the shit out of her it was amazing I think my dick shot clear through to her butt hole I'm telling you man Dark Meat is the way to go!
Craig Nice can I have her phone number?
Chad : Fuck You go find your own Dark Meat!
Chad : No I found something better I was checking out at Walmart and met Natasha she was about to get off work so I gave her a ride home she invited me in and started sucking my cock the next thing you know I was fucking the shit out of her it was amazing I think my dick shot clear through to her butt hole I'm telling you man Dark Meat is the way to go!
Craig Nice can I have her phone number?
Chad : Fuck You go find your own Dark Meat!
by SlopNChop January 30, 2017
Chad : Oh Kiersten do you remember when we enjoyed Making Love after work together every night of the week!
Kiersten : Uh we never Made Love you stopped by my place fucked me real quick and then went home to your wife!
Chad : Yeah that's true but I did love fucking your pussy and sucking your tit's!
Kiersten : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Chad : Remember when I was fucking you the neighbors pounded on the window and told us to shut up so I put a pillow over your face?
Kiersten : YOU ASSHOLE!
Chad : Remember when I fucked you in the asshole and made you squeal like a pig?
Kiersten : Remember when I kicked you in the balls and made you throw up?
Chad : No when did that happen?
Kiersten : Now!
Chad : Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh God Damn!
Kiersten : Uh we never Made Love you stopped by my place fucked me real quick and then went home to your wife!
Chad : Yeah that's true but I did love fucking your pussy and sucking your tit's!
Kiersten : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Chad : Remember when I was fucking you the neighbors pounded on the window and told us to shut up so I put a pillow over your face?
Kiersten : YOU ASSHOLE!
Chad : Remember when I fucked you in the asshole and made you squeal like a pig?
Kiersten : Remember when I kicked you in the balls and made you throw up?
Chad : No when did that happen?
Kiersten : Now!
Chad : Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh God Damn!
by SlopNChop July 27, 2017
Chad : Damn Meredith I sure enjoyed Making Love to you last night!
Meredith : Really is that what you call "Making Love" throwing me on the bed ripping off my panties and fucking me till im silly felt more like rape than two people Making Love!
Chad : Oh Meredith I would never rape you that's just how I Make Love Baby!
Meredith : Whatever your just a pussy pounder!
Chad : FINE! Tonight i'll be Making Love with someone else in my bed!
Steve : Hey Chad I heard you were going to be Making Love tonight would you like me to join you?
Chad : Yes I would be at my place around 8 oclock!
Steve : Oh wow are you going to throw me on the bed rip my panties off and fuck my asshole till im silly?
Chad : You bet and there may be a cum facial in it for you too!
Steve : Oh boy im going to be Making Love with Chad tonight!
Meredith : Oh good lord I fucked a gay guy last night!
Chad : Hey pleasure is pleasure!
Meredith : And I will find pleasure Making Love to someone else!
Chad : Fuck You Bitch!
Meredith : Really is that what you call "Making Love" throwing me on the bed ripping off my panties and fucking me till im silly felt more like rape than two people Making Love!
Chad : Oh Meredith I would never rape you that's just how I Make Love Baby!
Meredith : Whatever your just a pussy pounder!
Chad : FINE! Tonight i'll be Making Love with someone else in my bed!
Steve : Hey Chad I heard you were going to be Making Love tonight would you like me to join you?
Chad : Yes I would be at my place around 8 oclock!
Steve : Oh wow are you going to throw me on the bed rip my panties off and fuck my asshole till im silly?
Chad : You bet and there may be a cum facial in it for you too!
Steve : Oh boy im going to be Making Love with Chad tonight!
Meredith : Oh good lord I fucked a gay guy last night!
Chad : Hey pleasure is pleasure!
Meredith : And I will find pleasure Making Love to someone else!
Chad : Fuck You Bitch!
by SlopNChop December 27, 2018
Chad : Hey babe I got A boner remove your panties so I can fuck you!
Kiersten: Sorry I'm ovulating and would rather not get pregnant again!
Chad : No problem I will just Boob Fuck you then squirt cum all over your naked body!
Kiersten : Wow you always have a solution to satisfy your sexual needs!
Chad : Shut up and get naked!
Kiersten: Sorry I'm ovulating and would rather not get pregnant again!
Chad : No problem I will just Boob Fuck you then squirt cum all over your naked body!
Kiersten : Wow you always have a solution to satisfy your sexual needs!
Chad : Shut up and get naked!
by SlopNChop January 24, 2017