Taylor : Last night me and Tyler had Hotel Sex!
Mandy : O wow wasn't you afraid your husband might get mad?
Taylor : Hell No! Besides what he don't know wont hurt him!
Chad : So Taylor I guess you & me will be having some Hotel Sex tonight!
Taylor : Fuck You! Im Married ASSHOLE!
Chad : Yeah but you wouldn't want your husband to find out about you and Tyler's Hotel Sex!
Taylor : FINE! I'll book a room at the Best Western but your paying for it!
Chad : Great i'll bring lot's of condom's!
Taylor : Oh God me and my big mouth!
LATER ON
Steve : O Wow Chad & Taylor are having Hotel Sex tonight! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Braun : HEY JACKOFF WHERE'S TAYLOR?
Steve : Uhhh! I don't know?
Braun : YOU BETTER TELL ME OR YOUR GONNA GET THESE HANDS!
Steve : Ok she's having Hotel Sex with Chad!
Braun : GRRRRRR! WAIT TIL I GET MY HAND'S ON THIS SO CALLED CHAD GUY IM GONNA BREAK HIS NECK HE'S ABOUT TO GET THESE HANDS!
Steve :Oh Shit's!
Mandy : O wow wasn't you afraid your husband might get mad?
Taylor : Hell No! Besides what he don't know wont hurt him!
Chad : So Taylor I guess you & me will be having some Hotel Sex tonight!
Taylor : Fuck You! Im Married ASSHOLE!
Chad : Yeah but you wouldn't want your husband to find out about you and Tyler's Hotel Sex!
Taylor : FINE! I'll book a room at the Best Western but your paying for it!
Chad : Great i'll bring lot's of condom's!
Taylor : Oh God me and my big mouth!
LATER ON
Steve : O Wow Chad & Taylor are having Hotel Sex tonight! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Braun : HEY JACKOFF WHERE'S TAYLOR?
Steve : Uhhh! I don't know?
Braun : YOU BETTER TELL ME OR YOUR GONNA GET THESE HANDS!
Steve : Ok she's having Hotel Sex with Chad!
Braun : GRRRRRR! WAIT TIL I GET MY HAND'S ON THIS SO CALLED CHAD GUY IM GONNA BREAK HIS NECK HE'S ABOUT TO GET THESE HANDS!
Steve :Oh Shit's!
by SlopNChop December 31, 2018
Jim : Wow did you see Kiersten today?
Chad : Oh yeah she was Tits Out and I creamed my pants!
Kiersten : Hey boy's the milk maid is here!
Jim: Nice!
Chad : Yummy! and you can lick the cream in my pant's!
Chad : Oh yeah she was Tits Out and I creamed my pants!
Kiersten : Hey boy's the milk maid is here!
Jim: Nice!
Chad : Yummy! and you can lick the cream in my pant's!
by SlopNChop December 30, 2016
Chad : How bout you ride Chad's cock after work babe!
Kiersten : Sorry I'm on my period I would rather avoid the mess!
Chad : But I need to clean the pipes I guess i'll jack off tonight!
Kiersten : Hey how about A Undie Rub I know that would make you cum?
Chad : Sure i'll bring some extra underwear!
Kiersten : Sorry I'm on my period I would rather avoid the mess!
Chad : But I need to clean the pipes I guess i'll jack off tonight!
Kiersten : Hey how about A Undie Rub I know that would make you cum?
Chad : Sure i'll bring some extra underwear!
by SlopNChop March 24, 2017
Kaylee : Why the hell are you scratching your crotch?
Kiersten : Last night Jake came on my Bush and it dried so now it's itchy!
Kaylee : Why didn't you just shower afterwards?
Kiersten : Cause I was tired from all the sex DUH!
Kaylee: Well you need to do something your Bush is creating a horrible smell?
Steve : Hey guy's check it out Chad just came on my Bush!
Kiersten : God Damn't Steve go put some pant's on Jesus Christ!
Steve : No! Im proud of my cummy Bush!
Kaylee : I really really need to find a new job!
Kiersten : And I really really need to go shave my Bush!
Steve : Mmmm! Kiersten's Bush!
Kiersten : Get lost Faggot!
Kiersten : Last night Jake came on my Bush and it dried so now it's itchy!
Kaylee : Why didn't you just shower afterwards?
Kiersten : Cause I was tired from all the sex DUH!
Kaylee: Well you need to do something your Bush is creating a horrible smell?
Steve : Hey guy's check it out Chad just came on my Bush!
Kiersten : God Damn't Steve go put some pant's on Jesus Christ!
Steve : No! Im proud of my cummy Bush!
Kaylee : I really really need to find a new job!
Kiersten : And I really really need to go shave my Bush!
Steve : Mmmm! Kiersten's Bush!
Kiersten : Get lost Faggot!
by SlopNChop September 06, 2018
Kiersten : Hey Jake im pregnant!
Jake : What the fuck how did this happen?
Kiersten : Well a couple weeks ago you had your dick inside me and you were like (Oh baby your pussy is so soft it make's me cum so much) then you filled me up with like 3 gallons of your Special Sauce!
Cami : Hey Jake wanna come over to my place tonight and fill me up with some of your Special Sauce?
Kiersten : Back off bitch he's already got my baby to support!
Jake : Damn Cami your so hot! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Kiersten : JAKE!!! go clean that Special Sauce out of your underwear!
Jake : What the fuck how did this happen?
Kiersten : Well a couple weeks ago you had your dick inside me and you were like (Oh baby your pussy is so soft it make's me cum so much) then you filled me up with like 3 gallons of your Special Sauce!
Cami : Hey Jake wanna come over to my place tonight and fill me up with some of your Special Sauce?
Kiersten : Back off bitch he's already got my baby to support!
Jake : Damn Cami your so hot! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Kiersten : JAKE!!! go clean that Special Sauce out of your underwear!
by SlopNChop July 01, 2018
Kiersten : I just can't decide which is better for my baby Pampers or Luvs?
Kaylee : Well ive heard Pampers can hold a ton of shit! (LOL)
Steve : I would suggest the Pampers myself I just love the way they hug my ass cheeks (see) plus they hold a ton of cum! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! See no leaks!
Kaylee : Wow Kiersten no leaks!
Kiersten : Yeah I will try to get that image out of my head! But at least the Pampers have his penis covered up I am so sick of him running around here naked!
Kaylee : Yeah thank god for jumbo Pampers!
Steve : Plus Pampers hold a lot of shit too! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! See no poopy run out!
Kiersten : Oh My God The Smell!!! It's so bad!
Kaylee : God Damn't Steve go change your Pamper!
Kaylee : Well ive heard Pampers can hold a ton of shit! (LOL)
Steve : I would suggest the Pampers myself I just love the way they hug my ass cheeks (see) plus they hold a ton of cum! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! See no leaks!
Kaylee : Wow Kiersten no leaks!
Kiersten : Yeah I will try to get that image out of my head! But at least the Pampers have his penis covered up I am so sick of him running around here naked!
Kaylee : Yeah thank god for jumbo Pampers!
Steve : Plus Pampers hold a lot of shit too! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! See no poopy run out!
Kiersten : Oh My God The Smell!!! It's so bad!
Kaylee : God Damn't Steve go change your Pamper!
by SlopNChop August 22, 2018
Kiersten : Last night Jake gave me an amazing Rim Job before he fucked my pussy!
Kaylee : Sounds gross what if you had shit in his mouth!
Kiersten : Oh my Jake wouldn't mind he would eat my shit with a spoon!
Steve : Hey Kaylee heard you talking about shit would you like a Rim Job?
Kaylee : Fuck No You Disgusting Pig!
Steve : Ok but could you shit in a bowl so I can eat it cause I would eat your shit with a spoon!
Kiersten : Wow Kaylee I think Steve really likes you! LOL
Kaylee : Damn't Kiersten will you please keep your sex stories to yourself!
Kaylee : Sounds gross what if you had shit in his mouth!
Kiersten : Oh my Jake wouldn't mind he would eat my shit with a spoon!
Steve : Hey Kaylee heard you talking about shit would you like a Rim Job?
Kaylee : Fuck No You Disgusting Pig!
Steve : Ok but could you shit in a bowl so I can eat it cause I would eat your shit with a spoon!
Kiersten : Wow Kaylee I think Steve really likes you! LOL
Kaylee : Damn't Kiersten will you please keep your sex stories to yourself!
by SlopNChop February 25, 2018