SlopNChop's definitions

Sasuage And Bacon

When A guy sticks his penis in a girls anus and makes her squeal like a pig!

Craig : What the heck was going on in the bathroom?
Chad : Oh me and Kiersten was makin a little Sasuage And Bacon!!!!
Craig : Oh Nice next time let me join in!
Kiersten : You Fuckin Perve!

by SlopNChop October 31, 2016

Cum

White goo that comes out of a guy's dick when he becomes sexually aroused or having intercourse.

Chad : Damn Kylie your legs are so smooth! Ahhh!
Kiley : Stop touching me you perve!
Chad : Mmm! And those little socks on your feet are so cute! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiley : Did you just Cum to the thought of my socks?
Chad : Uh yeah socks make me Cum! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Kiley : KNOCK IT OFF YOU ASSHOLE!
Ben : HEY JACKASS STOP HARASSING MY WIFE!
Chad : Sorry she makes me Cum! Ahhhhhhhh!
Ben : Im gonna chop your fucking dick off if you don't stop!
Chad : Oh Shit's
Kiley : Thanks baby wanna go home and Cum for me?
Ben : Oh baby im gonna Cum all over your face leg's face tummy and those cute little socks of your's!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ben : That's It Your A Dead Man!
Chad : Oh Shit's!

by SlopNChop December 20, 2018

Loogie

A wad of spit and snot combined together that can be considered gross to most people

Kiersten : Hey Chad will you put some lube on my pussy before you fuck me please!
Chad : Sorry I forgot the lube look's like a rough night!
Kiersten : Ok then just use some spit that will soften it up!
Kiersten : I said spit honey not a Loogie!
Chad : Oh wow when I squeeze your pussy lips together the snot runs out the end!
Kiersten : Ew Gross! Just Fuck Me Already!
Chad : Sorry I'm not in the mood besides I don't want to stick my dick in snot!
Kiersten : You Asshole!
Chad : But I will stick it in you ass!
Kiersten : Fine!

by SlopNChop March 20, 2017

Fucks

When a girl is strapped for cash and sells herself as a prostitute to earn the money she needs

Kiersten : Hey Jake could you buy me a new car with the money you have saved up mine's on the blink?
Jake : No Way I'm gonna buy me a side by side with that money!
Kiersten : Fine then I guess my new car is gonna cost me 25 Fucks!
Jake : Oh no I will not let 25 guy's stick there dick in my girl get a loan!
Kiersten : Oh I'm sure some guys will sleep with me more than once!
Jake : SLUT!!!

by SlopNChop September 3, 2017

panties

A piece girls clothing that guys enjoy ripping off so they can tap that pleasure hole between there legs.

Chad likes sex but Keirsten 's panties are always in the way.

While Chad's Wife was making the bed she found Kiersten's Panties under the sheets and began to scream.

Chad creamed on Kiersten's silk Panties before he fucked the shit out of her pussy!

by SlopNChop December 30, 2016

Chocolate Moose

When a guy is giving a girl A creampie in the ass and she shit's all over his cummy dick!

Chad : Hey girl how about some anal tonight!
Kiersten : Ok but that chili you made may create some Chocolate Moose!
Chad : Ohh Nice!

by SlopNChop October 26, 2016

Cumling's

Tiny drops of cum

Kaylee : Hey Kiersten why are there Cumling's on you face?
Kiersten : Well you see I gave Jake a blowjob at lunch and didn't wipe my face off DUH!
Steve : Hey guy's check out the Cumling's on my face I was sucking Chad's dick at lunch!
Kaylee : How cute Steve & Kiersten are twins!
Steve : Yeah Kiersten! (Wink)
Kiersten : Go wipe off your face jackass!

by SlopNChop July 20, 2018