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Claudia : O wow I was working out with Chad yesterday and his Sasuage was buldging through his shorts!
Kiersten : Yes he does have some nice Sasuage did you know it was 14 inches long I should know as many times as I sucked it!
Claudia : Yeah I know he let me massage it and suck it right there in the gym!
Kiersten : Yeah but I bet he didn't stick it in your tight pussy and make you moan!
Claudia : Actually he did and he fucked me in the ass too!
Kiersten : Well I bet he didn't tie you up and make you squeal like a pig with his Sasuage inside your body for like an hour!
Claudia : No that sounds retarded!
Kiersten : Ha Ha I win!
Claudia : Grow Up!
Kiersten : Yes he does have some nice Sasuage did you know it was 14 inches long I should know as many times as I sucked it!
Claudia : Yeah I know he let me massage it and suck it right there in the gym!
Kiersten : Yeah but I bet he didn't stick it in your tight pussy and make you moan!
Claudia : Actually he did and he fucked me in the ass too!
Kiersten : Well I bet he didn't tie you up and make you squeal like a pig with his Sasuage inside your body for like an hour!
Claudia : No that sounds retarded!
Kiersten : Ha Ha I win!
Claudia : Grow Up!
by SlopNChop April 6, 2017
Get the Sasuagemug. A person who has multiple partners and does not care who they sleep with just as long as they can have sex.
Kiersten : Hey Chad why don't you come over to my apartment tonight fuck my little pussy caress my soft puffy breast's and run your hand's through my long blonde silky hair!
Chad: Well aren't you just the the little Slut how many other guy's do you tell that too?
Kiersten : Well there's Greg, Bobby, Peter, and Mike just to name a few!
Chad : Since when did you start sleepin with the brady bunch!
Kiersten: Ha Ha! Are you gonna fuck me or not?
Chad: Ok i'll fuck your little slutty ass!
Kiersten : Yeah Boy!
Chad: Well aren't you just the the little Slut how many other guy's do you tell that too?
Kiersten : Well there's Greg, Bobby, Peter, and Mike just to name a few!
Chad : Since when did you start sleepin with the brady bunch!
Kiersten: Ha Ha! Are you gonna fuck me or not?
Chad: Ok i'll fuck your little slutty ass!
Kiersten : Yeah Boy!
by SlopNChop February 8, 2017
Get the Slutmug. A physical engagement between two people which involves kissing touching and connecting body parts together
Chad : Wow Taylor your skin and hair is so soft I can't wait to have Sex with you!
Taylor : Yeah Yeah Yeah! Let's just get this over with!
Chad : I brought LUBE!
Taylor : Uhhh!
Braun : TAYLOR WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Taylor : Uhh! HELP! HELP! He's trying to RAPE me!
Chad : Rape? No baby were going to have Sex!
Braun : GRRRR! YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE IM GONNA BREAK YOUR NECK YOUR ABOUT TO GET THESE HANDS!
Chad : Oh Shit's AHHHH! HELP! HELP! NOOOOOOOO! CRAP!
Taylor : Wow Braun thanks for throwing that bastard through the wall!
Braun : NO PROBLEM! AND AS FOR YOU CHAD IF YOU EVEN SO MUCH AS LOOK AT MY WIFE AGAIN YOUR GONNA GET THESE HANDS!
Chad : HELP! Can someone HELP ME PLEASE?
Steve : Wow Chad you better not having Sex with married women anymore! (wink)
Chad : FUCK YOU STEVE! FUCK YOU!
Steve : Oh Chad I would be glad to have Sex with you AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! OH CHAD! OH CHAD!
Chad : WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!
Taylor : Yeah Yeah Yeah! Let's just get this over with!
Chad : I brought LUBE!
Taylor : Uhhh!
Braun : TAYLOR WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Taylor : Uhh! HELP! HELP! He's trying to RAPE me!
Chad : Rape? No baby were going to have Sex!
Braun : GRRRR! YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE IM GONNA BREAK YOUR NECK YOUR ABOUT TO GET THESE HANDS!
Chad : Oh Shit's AHHHH! HELP! HELP! NOOOOOOOO! CRAP!
Taylor : Wow Braun thanks for throwing that bastard through the wall!
Braun : NO PROBLEM! AND AS FOR YOU CHAD IF YOU EVEN SO MUCH AS LOOK AT MY WIFE AGAIN YOUR GONNA GET THESE HANDS!
Chad : HELP! Can someone HELP ME PLEASE?
Steve : Wow Chad you better not having Sex with married women anymore! (wink)
Chad : FUCK YOU STEVE! FUCK YOU!
Steve : Oh Chad I would be glad to have Sex with you AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! OH CHAD! OH CHAD!
Chad : WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!
by SlopNChop January 1, 2019
Get the Sexmug. Chad : WOW You Are So Pretty!
Maggie : OH MY GOD GET OUT OF MY DRESSING ROOM!
Chad : O WOW Silk panties (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON MY PANTIES!
Chad : O WOW A Silky Bra (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE IN MY BRA!
Chad : O WOW Your Hair is so soft (sniff) Ahhhhhhhh!
Maggie : YOU BASTARD YOU EJACULATED ON MY LEG IM CALLING THE COPS!
Cops : Ok PERVE your coming with us your under arrest for Public Ejaculation!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON THE COP!
Cop : O you will serve hard time for that (WACK) (WACK) (WACK)
Chad : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Maggie : Wow I never seen a guy Ejaculate so much!
Steve : Hey Pretty Girl! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD! HELP! HELP!
Cop : Come along PERVE and join your boyfriend!
Steve : Ohhh! can we share a cell so we can Ejaculate on each other?
Cop : (WACK) (WACK (WACK)
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Cop : Sorry for the mess mam! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Maggie : Thanks Hot Cop Man Wow did you just Ejaculate in your pant's?
Cop : Uhh Yeah your kinda naked!
Maggie : Well why don't you close the door and Ejaculate inside me then!? (wink)
Cop : Well im sure there is still some Ejaculation left in the tank! (wink)
Maggie : OH MY GOD GET OUT OF MY DRESSING ROOM!
Chad : O WOW Silk panties (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON MY PANTIES!
Chad : O WOW A Silky Bra (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE IN MY BRA!
Chad : O WOW Your Hair is so soft (sniff) Ahhhhhhhh!
Maggie : YOU BASTARD YOU EJACULATED ON MY LEG IM CALLING THE COPS!
Cops : Ok PERVE your coming with us your under arrest for Public Ejaculation!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON THE COP!
Cop : O you will serve hard time for that (WACK) (WACK) (WACK)
Chad : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Maggie : Wow I never seen a guy Ejaculate so much!
Steve : Hey Pretty Girl! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD! HELP! HELP!
Cop : Come along PERVE and join your boyfriend!
Steve : Ohhh! can we share a cell so we can Ejaculate on each other?
Cop : (WACK) (WACK (WACK)
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Cop : Sorry for the mess mam! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Maggie : Thanks Hot Cop Man Wow did you just Ejaculate in your pant's?
Cop : Uhh Yeah your kinda naked!
Maggie : Well why don't you close the door and Ejaculate inside me then!? (wink)
Cop : Well im sure there is still some Ejaculation left in the tank! (wink)
by SlopNChop May 8, 2019
Get the Ejaculatemug. Kaylee : Wow Kiersten you were really Drunk last night im surprised you made it to work today!
Kiersten : Yeah I still feel like shit thank god Jake took me home he's so sweet he made love to me while I was puking on him.
Jake : Hey guy's!
Kiersten : Thanks for taking me home last night your dick inside me made me feel much better sorry about the puke!
Jake : I didn't take you home last night you were being an ass so I left without you!
Kiersten : Well Who The Hell Took My Drunk Ass Home And Stuck There Cock In My Pussy Then?
Steve : Hey Kiersten last night was amazing I never came like that before! (Wink)
Kaylee : Oh My God Kiersten Fucked Steve Last Night!!!
Kiersten : NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jake : Well I hope that's the last time you decide to get Drunk Kiersten!
Kiersten : FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Steve : Well I love when she get's Drunk she calls me daddy!
Kaylee : Oh My God Kiersten Fucked Steve!
Kiersten : SHUT THE FUCK UP KAYLEE!
Jake : Hey don't get mad at us your the one who was Drunk!
Chad : Hey Kiersten wanna get Drunk with me tonight? (Wink)
Kiersten : GOD DAMNT I HATE ALCOHOL!
Kiersten : Yeah I still feel like shit thank god Jake took me home he's so sweet he made love to me while I was puking on him.
Jake : Hey guy's!
Kiersten : Thanks for taking me home last night your dick inside me made me feel much better sorry about the puke!
Jake : I didn't take you home last night you were being an ass so I left without you!
Kiersten : Well Who The Hell Took My Drunk Ass Home And Stuck There Cock In My Pussy Then?
Steve : Hey Kiersten last night was amazing I never came like that before! (Wink)
Kaylee : Oh My God Kiersten Fucked Steve Last Night!!!
Kiersten : NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jake : Well I hope that's the last time you decide to get Drunk Kiersten!
Kiersten : FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Steve : Well I love when she get's Drunk she calls me daddy!
Kaylee : Oh My God Kiersten Fucked Steve!
Kiersten : SHUT THE FUCK UP KAYLEE!
Jake : Hey don't get mad at us your the one who was Drunk!
Chad : Hey Kiersten wanna get Drunk with me tonight? (Wink)
Kiersten : GOD DAMNT I HATE ALCOHOL!
by SlopNChop August 27, 2018
Get the Drunkmug. by SlopNChop October 14, 2016
Get the Boobfullmug. Chad : Oh Kiersten I just love to run my hands through your soft long hair and it always smells so good!
Kiersten : Well I hope it Stimulates your dick cause I like to suck it and stick it in my body!
Chad : Well why don't you just give me A blowjob while I'm caressing your hair then I will fuck you from behind and I will rub my face in your beautiful locks!
Kiersten : Oh Chad I think I just creamed on your sheets!
Chad : No problem my wife's gonna wash them tomorrow anyway we can cum on them all we want!
Kiersten : Oh boy let's have a cumfest!
Chad : Let the mess begin!
Kiersten : Well I hope it Stimulates your dick cause I like to suck it and stick it in my body!
Chad : Well why don't you just give me A blowjob while I'm caressing your hair then I will fuck you from behind and I will rub my face in your beautiful locks!
Kiersten : Oh Chad I think I just creamed on your sheets!
Chad : No problem my wife's gonna wash them tomorrow anyway we can cum on them all we want!
Kiersten : Oh boy let's have a cumfest!
Chad : Let the mess begin!
by SlopNChop February 20, 2017
Get the Stimulatemug.