Cum

A warm creamy liquid developed in a guy's balls then released through his penis

Kaylee : Oh Jake are you going to Cum for me?
Scott : Uh my name is Scott!
Kaylee : Oh who give's a fuck who you are just Cum for me!
Scott : Uh Ok! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Oh Lucy!
Kaylee : STOP! Who The Fuck Is Lucy?
Scott : She's the first girl I ever Cum for Mmmm! She had long brown hair, blue eyes, puffy breast's, long legs,!
Kaylee : I don't care just fucking Cum for me!
Scott : Uh Ok! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Oh Lucy!
Kaylee : Uhh! Uhh! Uhhh! Uhhhhhhhh! Oh Jake HARDER! HARDER!
Chad : O Wow sounds like Jake is about to Cum for some girl named Lucy in the closet!
Steve : O God Damn! Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhhh!
Kiersten : Hey guy's what's going on?
Steve : Jake is in the closet and about to Cum for Lucy!
Kiersten : I Will Fucking Killl Him! MOVE!!! WHAT THE FUCK!
Kaylee : Uhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh!
Scott : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oops I Came on the floor!
Kaylee : God Damn't Jake you were supposed to Cum in me!
Kiersten : Wow Jake looks like Scott and Lucy looks like Kaylee!
Chad : Wow Kaylee nice bush!
Steve : Wow Scott nice dick!
Kaylee : Shut the fucking door you perves!
Scott : Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kaylee : Damn't Scott can't you wait to Cum in me?
Steve : Mmmm! CUM!!!! (wink)

by SlopNChop October 02, 2018

Jacking Off

When a guy makes a fist and pulls on his dick for pleasure

Chad : O wow Kiersten's wearing a tube top & leather mini today!
Craig : O God Damn and a thong!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Craig : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Steve : O wow double dicks today!
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Chad! Craig! Chad ! Craig!
Kiersten : Why the hell is everyone Jacking Off today?
Kaylee : Gee Kiersten have you looked in the mirror!
Kiersten : O it's because of me!
Kaylee : You are so full of yourself!
Kiersten : Your just jealous cause everyone is Jacking off to me!

by SlopNChop November 04, 2017

Jacking Off

When a guy get sexually aroused and squirts cum out of his dick!

Chad was cuddling Kiersten in the dairy section at the market until Maddison walked by in her daisy dukes and caused Chad to stop and start Jacking Off!

by SlopNChop December 09, 2016

Jacking Off

When a guy makes a fist and slides it back and forth across his penis for pleasure

Cami : Thanks for working out with me today!
Olivia : No problem I just love working out at Planet Fitness!
Ben : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Boob's & Legs
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Long Hair & Gym Shorts
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Sock's & Scrunchie's
Cami : Uh why are those guy's over there Jacking Off?
Olivia : Because silly we are hot!
Cami : Then why is that one guy Jacking Off to our socks and hair scrunchie's?
Olivia : Hell I don't know he's probably retarded?
Steve : Hey pretty girls care if I sniff your socks? Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Olivia : Uh maybe we should go across the street and work out at the new Gold's Gym?
Cami : Uh yeah im with you!
Chad : God Damn't Steve will you quit Jacking Off your scaring off all the pretty girls!
Steve : Ok im sorry Chad me bad! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : I SAID STOP IT NOW!
Steve : SPLAT! OOPS!
Chad : YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU SPRAYED CUM ALL OVER ME!
Ben : LOL!
Chad : FUCK YOU BEN!
Steve : I can't help myself I just love Jacking Off! (wink)

by SlopNChop April 18, 2019

Jacking Off

When a guy pulls on his penis vigorously and makes cum squirt out

Mark : Thanks Chad for giving me a job not really where I wanted to work but them ovulating bitches really screwed me good I lost three Planet Fitness gym's and my wife!
Chad : Yeah sorry to here about your divorce so how is Michelle doing? Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to my ex wife?
Chad : Uh Yeah SHE'S HOT! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : KNOCK IT OFF PERVE!
Chad : Oh look there's Kiersten & Jenna they recently bought this place I guess there Planet Fitness gym's are really doing good! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to them ovulating bitches?
Chad : Uh Yeah THEY ARE HOT!
Kiersten : Hey Chad me and Jenna just stopped by to see how the place is running we are going to lunch Jenna is ovulating and has always wanted her own Red Lobster Toodles!
Jenna : See Ya Later BOYS!
Mark : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : Dude are you Jacking Off?
Mark : Uh Yeah they are wearing sports bras and tight gym shorts!
Chad : Yeah and Jenna is ovulating! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey guy's mind if I Jack Off With you?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out!
Steve : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! (splat) (splat) (splat)
Mark : What The Fuck Is Your Problem GOD DAMNT IM COVERED IN CUM!
Steve : It's called Jacking Off you silly boo! (wink)

by SlopNChop November 01, 2018

In The Ass

A sexual position that involves sticking a dick in the asshole

Cop : Wow Maggie your butt cheeks are so soft so where would you like me to fuck you at?
Maggie : Well In The Ass of course!
THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!
Maggie : WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!
Steve : Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Chad I love it when you fuck me In The Ass!

Cop : Ok you two fags off to jail you go.
Steve : Wait can't Chad finish fucking me In The Ass first?
Cop : WACK! WACK WACK!
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!
Chad : AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! SPLAT! Oops!
Maggie : Oh My God You Came On The Cops Shoe!
Chad : It's not my fault he pulled me out of Steve's Ass!
Cop : WACK! WACK! WACK!
Chad : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!
Cop : Sorry mam I need to take these two fags downtown now!
Maggie : Well shit now who's gonna fuck me In The Ass?
K Mart Worker : Uhh i'll fuck you In The Ass! (wink)
Maggie : In your Dreams KMART BOY!
K Mart Worker : God Damn't I wish this town had a Target!
Steve : Hey K Mart boy i'll fuck you In The Ass! (wink)
Cop : WACK! WACK! WACK!
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!

by SlopNChop May 14, 2019

double stuff

When a guy gives a girl a creampie in her pussy then turn her over and give's her another one in her ass.

Chad gave Keirsten a double stuff last night in her mom's bed!

by SlopNChop April 25, 2016