Craig : Wow I could stare at Kiersten's Boobs all day!
Chad : Yeah I sure do miss them they were fun to suck on and squeeze!
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Boob Job I just feel so sexy!
Chad : MMMMMM! MMMMMM! LaLaLaLaLa!
Steve : Oh Chad I think I just ejaculated in my pant's!
Craig : WHAT THE FUCK DUDE ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
Chad : Hey man Boob's are Boob's!
Craig : That's just totally fucked up!
Chad : Can't help it man had to have Boobs!!!
Craig : He's a dude with Boobs!
Chad: Hey Craig what size are your Boobs?
Craig : Get away from me you sick bastard!
Chad : Yeah I sure do miss them they were fun to suck on and squeeze!
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Boob Job I just feel so sexy!
Chad : MMMMMM! MMMMMM! LaLaLaLaLa!
Steve : Oh Chad I think I just ejaculated in my pant's!
Craig : WHAT THE FUCK DUDE ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
Chad : Hey man Boob's are Boob's!
Craig : That's just totally fucked up!
Chad : Can't help it man had to have Boobs!!!
Craig : He's a dude with Boobs!
Chad: Hey Craig what size are your Boobs?
Craig : Get away from me you sick bastard!
by SlopNChop August 10, 2017
Kaylee : God Damn Sara What's That Horrible Smell?
Sara : Craig Came all over my leg's & shorts during lunch!
Kaylee : Why?
Sara : Cause I sit on his lap and kissed his neck while he stuck his hands down my shirt.
Kiersten : Damn't Jake I just bought this shirt now it's ruined!
Kaylee : What's wrong?
Kiersten : I was giving Jake A blowjob during lunch and he Came all over my new shirt!
Chad : Oh Steve! Oh Steve! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey Kaylee!
Kaylee : Steve what the hell is all over your face?
Chad : I was sucking Chad's dick and he Came all over me!
Kaylee : Wow there is way too much sexual activity around here during lunch!
Sara : Craig Came all over my leg's & shorts during lunch!
Kaylee : Why?
Sara : Cause I sit on his lap and kissed his neck while he stuck his hands down my shirt.
Kiersten : Damn't Jake I just bought this shirt now it's ruined!
Kaylee : What's wrong?
Kiersten : I was giving Jake A blowjob during lunch and he Came all over my new shirt!
Chad : Oh Steve! Oh Steve! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey Kaylee!
Kaylee : Steve what the hell is all over your face?
Chad : I was sucking Chad's dick and he Came all over me!
Kaylee : Wow there is way too much sexual activity around here during lunch!
by SlopNChop March 13, 2018
Kiersten : I need to use the bathroom i'll be right back!
Chad : Oh can I join you?
Kiersten : Sure I guess?
Chad : Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh!!!
Kiersten : I hope your enjoying your Poop Pleasure it's annoying me!
Chad : Oh can I join you?
Kiersten : Sure I guess?
Chad : Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh!!!
Kiersten : I hope your enjoying your Poop Pleasure it's annoying me!
by SlopNChop November 19, 2016
Kiersten : Wow Jake you really came A lot last night good thing we have that Shop Vac in the garage.
Jake : Uh yeah I did cum a lot last night but we didn't use a Shop Vac to clean it up!
Kiersten : Oh Yeah that was Monday night when Matthew came over!
Jake : WHAT!
Kiersten : Oh he's the cute salesman from Sears that sold me the Shop Vac he offered to show me how it worked!
Jake : GOD DAMN'T DID YOU CHEAT ON ME AGAIN?
Kiersten : No silly Matthew sucked his cum out of me with the Shop Vac GEE Jake don't have a cow!
Jake : Your pathetic you know that!
Steve : Hey guys check out the Shop Vac that cute guy from Sears sold me it can suck the cum right out of my dick! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ! and it can suck Matthew's cum right out of my ass Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ!
Kiersten : And you think im pathetic?
Jake : Yeah you and Steve deserve each other!
Steve : Hey Kiersten wanna come over to my place tonight and play with my Shop Vac? (Wink)
Kiersten : Oh go fuck your Shop Vac!
Jake : Uh yeah I did cum a lot last night but we didn't use a Shop Vac to clean it up!
Kiersten : Oh Yeah that was Monday night when Matthew came over!
Jake : WHAT!
Kiersten : Oh he's the cute salesman from Sears that sold me the Shop Vac he offered to show me how it worked!
Jake : GOD DAMN'T DID YOU CHEAT ON ME AGAIN?
Kiersten : No silly Matthew sucked his cum out of me with the Shop Vac GEE Jake don't have a cow!
Jake : Your pathetic you know that!
Steve : Hey guys check out the Shop Vac that cute guy from Sears sold me it can suck the cum right out of my dick! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ! and it can suck Matthew's cum right out of my ass Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ!
Kiersten : And you think im pathetic?
Jake : Yeah you and Steve deserve each other!
Steve : Hey Kiersten wanna come over to my place tonight and play with my Shop Vac? (Wink)
Kiersten : Oh go fuck your Shop Vac!
by SlopNChop September 26, 2018
by SlopNChop October 07, 2016
When A guy's penis is super hard and he pounds it into a vagina or anus with a extreme force causing the receiver to scream and moan like hell..
Kiersten : Hey Chad wanna get physical in your office?
Chad : Sure but if I give you a Deep Fuck the whole store will hear us!
Kiersten : Who care's I'm horny !
Chad : Ok lets fuck!
Kiersten : UH! UH! UH! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOh! Oink! Oink !Oink!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Deeper! Deeper! Deeper!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Steve : Hey guys what's all the noise do I need to call 911?
Chad : GET THE FUCK OUT YOU MORONE I'm giving Kiersten a Deep Fuck!
Steve : O Wow Can I Watch!
Chad : Close the door and get lost NOW!
Steve : O Ok I'm sorry!
Kiersten : Deep Fuck me again!
Chad : Oh Baby!
Chad : Sure but if I give you a Deep Fuck the whole store will hear us!
Kiersten : Who care's I'm horny !
Chad : Ok lets fuck!
Kiersten : UH! UH! UH! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOh! Oink! Oink !Oink!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Deeper! Deeper! Deeper!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Steve : Hey guys what's all the noise do I need to call 911?
Chad : GET THE FUCK OUT YOU MORONE I'm giving Kiersten a Deep Fuck!
Steve : O Wow Can I Watch!
Chad : Close the door and get lost NOW!
Steve : O Ok I'm sorry!
Kiersten : Deep Fuck me again!
Chad : Oh Baby!
by SlopNChop March 02, 2017
When a guy is sitting down and a girl comes up behind him and rubs her breasts in his face along with a hug.
Chad was caught up in paperwork in his office when Kiersten came in and gave him a Boob Hug that made his boner grow!
by SlopNChop December 21, 2016