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hand bra

When a girl covers up her naked breast's by using her hands
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee watch the door I need to change before we leave work!
Kaylee : Ok but there are two doors?
Kiersten : Just make sure no one comes in I'm not wearing a bra!
Kaylee: Ok!
Steve : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! It's Kiersten's boobs!
Kaylee : Hand Bra Kiersten! Hand Bra!
Kiersten : Damn't Kaylee I told you to watch the door!
Steve : Ohh! Good Idea! Hand Bra!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my breast's you creap!
Kaylee : Wow maybe next time you will wear a bra!
Kiersten : Shut The Fuck Up!
by SlopNChop April 20, 2018
mugGet the hand bramug.

Shit

A pastey brown waste that's released from the anus to make a person feel better.
Chad took a Shit on Kiersten's pussy rubbed his dick in it then made her lick it off!

Chad took a Shit in Kiersten's bed while he was poundin her pussy last night!

Kiersten took a Shit on Chad's desk when she found out he was fucking Mackenzie in her apartment while she was working overtime!
by SlopNChop December 25, 2016
mugGet the Shitmug.

Semen

Man goo released from the penis to create babies
Craig : Wow did you see Katie Alli & Kiersten are pregnant!
Chad : Well im glad it wasn't my Semen!
Jake : Hey Chad can I have a raise ive got a little problem?
Chad : Fuck no why don't you go sell your Semen big penis boy!
Jake : Yeah right ive got enough babies to take care of the way it is!
Amanda : Hey Jake I heard you have a big penis wanna squirt Semen in me tonight!
Jake : Sure why not what's another baby gonna hurt!
Craig : Wow that Jake can really produce the Semen!
by SlopNChop November 1, 2017
mugGet the Semenmug.

Fuck Tool

A guys penis often used to fix a girl with a broken heart or down on her luck
Kiersten : Thanks Brad for fixing my sink sorry I can't pay you right now my boyfriend keeps breaking the bed and shitting on my furniture when we have sex!
Brad : Hey baby don't cry your money is no good with me anyway hey ive got just the tool to fix your problems!
Kiersten : And what might that be!
Brad : It's the most used tool in my collection!
Kiersten : Oh wow that's an amazing Fuck Tool do you think it could fix me?
Brad : Well it's never let me down yet!
Kiersten : Oh Brad! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! AHH! AHH! AHH! BRAD! BRAD BRAD!
Brad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jake : Hey what's going on in there!
Kiersten : Oh BRAD! it's so amazing
Brad : Ride em cowgirl!
Kiersten : Yee Haw! Cum for me baby!
Brad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jake : What The Fuck! Brad I know your in there get your Fuck Tool outta my girl!
by SlopNChop September 21, 2017
mugGet the Fuck Toolmug.

Hard On

When the penis is aroused and expands to it's full length
Kiersten : Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!
Chad : Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!
Kiersten : I do love kissing you Chad and it makes you get A Hard On would you like a blowjob?
Chad : Yes Please!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : You know this reminds me of the other day when me and Jim were kissing we got Hard On's and took turns sucking each other's dicks!
Kiersten : Reallly I just gave you an amazing blowjob and your going to talk about your gay experience with Jim.
Chad : I'm not gay I'm bicurious!
Kiersten : Well sounds like your gay to me!
Chad : I gotta go Jim want's me to take A shower with him!
Kiersten : GAY!
Chad: Bicurious!
by SlopNChop March 7, 2017
mugGet the Hard Onmug.

Quickie

When two people have sexual intercourse in a short amount of time
Chad : Hey babe my wife's out of town tonight and the kids are at grandmas guess we can fuck all night!
Kiersten : Sorry It will have to be a Quickie Jake is coming over at 6!
Chad : JAKE! who the hell is Jake?
Kiersten : My new boyfriend and he is so amazing in bed did you know he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : I can't believe your are cheating on me!
Kiersten : CHEATING! Really your the one who's married!
Chad : Suddenly I just feel like a piece of meat to you!
Kiertsten : OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
by SlopNChop May 18, 2017
mugGet the Quickiemug.

Pee

A warm yellow liquid that's released through the body's urethra
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Oh yeah you like it when I rub your cock don't you!
Jake : Yeah baby and it makes me hard!
Kiersten : Are you going to cum for me baby? Huh! Huh!
Jake : Where do you want it your pussy or mouth?
Kiersten : I WANT IT ALL OVER ME!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Damn't Jake I told you to cum on me not Pee! Crap! Crap! Crap!
Jake : Sorry I had to go please forgive me!
Kiersten : Oh baby you know I will now make love to me!
Jake : Yeah right you smell like Pee!
Kiersten : It's your fuckin Pee! FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
by SlopNChop October 31, 2017
mugGet the Peemug.

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