Satin Sheets

An amazing feel to the naked body & perfect for having sex on.

Keirsten enjoyed Chad's bed last night cause his wife bought new Satin Sheets at Kohls!

by SlopNChop October 06, 2016

Boobs

Two soft puffy bags located on the chest used to sexually attract and create pleasure when exposed.

Craig : Wow I could stare at Kiersten's Boobs all day!
Chad : Yeah I sure do miss them they were fun to suck on and squeeze!
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Boob Job I just feel so sexy!
Chad : MMMMMM! MMMMMM! LaLaLaLaLa!
Steve : Oh Chad I think I just ejaculated in my pant's!
Craig : WHAT THE FUCK DUDE ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
Chad : Hey man Boob's are Boob's!
Craig : That's just totally fucked up!
Chad : Can't help it man had to have Boobs!!!
Craig : He's a dude with Boobs!
Chad: Hey Craig what size are your Boobs?
Craig : Get away from me you sick bastard!

by SlopNChop August 10, 2017

Silky

Soft and shiny smooth to the touch also can be a sexual stimulant

Chad caressed Kiersten's long blonde silky hair as she gave him a blowjob!

Chad rubbed his dick in Kiersten's long blonde silky hair and cummed all over it!

Chad licked Kiersten's silky blonde pussy hair before he fucked her!

by SlopNChop December 02, 2016

Cupcake

A pet name a guy tells his girlfriend to make her feel special.

Chad: Damn Cupcake your so fine!!!
Kiersten : Oh Chad "I WANT TO FUCK YOU NOW"!
Chad : Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Kiersten : Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : YUMMY!!!

by SlopNChop December 12, 2016

plowin the back 40

When vigorous anal sex is performed and sometimes causes the recipient to bleed.

Garrett : What's up with the blood stain on Keirsten's pants?
Jim : I guess Chad was at her house again last night plowin the back 40!

by SlopNChop May 19, 2016

Diarrhea

When an uncontrolled liquid waste squirts out of the anus and creates a smelly mess.

Chad : Wow Kiersten your hair is so silky & it smells so good!
Kiersten : Oh Chad your making me wet!
Steve : Outta my way people I got Diarrhea!
Chad : Well that smell killed the mood!
Kiersten : Yeah and he got Diarrhea all over our shoes!
Chad : Hey asshole get over here Now!
Steve : Yes Boss!
Chad : Clean up your mess!
Steve : Ok! MMMMMM! MMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh My God That's Disgusting!
Chad : Uh you missed a spot!
Steve : MMMMM!
Chad : Don't forget the trail you left on the floor too!
Steve : No problem I just love the taste of Diarrhea!

by SlopNChop April 25, 2017

Legs

An attractive part of the female body if exposed can cause a male to create a boner!

Kiersten wrapped her Legs around Chad's neck so he could lick her pussy!

by SlopNChop October 26, 2016