Definitions by SlopNChop
24 Protected
When a guy is protected 24 7 by either always wearing a condom or always carrying one in his wallet!
Chad : I want some fucky take off your clothes right now!
Kiersten : I would but Kmart's closed and we don't have any condoms sorry!
Chad: No worries I'm 24 Protected let's get fuckin!!
Kiersten : Ohh! Whip out that big cock of your's and stick it in!
Chad: Nice!!!
Kiersten : I would but Kmart's closed and we don't have any condoms sorry!
Chad: No worries I'm 24 Protected let's get fuckin!!
Kiersten : Ohh! Whip out that big cock of your's and stick it in!
Chad: Nice!!!
24 Protected by SlopNChop December 11, 2016
Tube Socks
Chad : Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Kiersten : Pull out before you get me pregnant!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Damn't Chad that was my last pair of clean Tube Socks!
Chad : Guess you'll have to wear panty hose!
Kiersten : Pull out before you get me pregnant!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Damn't Chad that was my last pair of clean Tube Socks!
Chad : Guess you'll have to wear panty hose!
Tube Socks by SlopNChop December 9, 2016
Jacking Off
Chad was cuddling Kiersten in the dairy section at the market until Maddison walked by in her daisy dukes and caused Chad to stop and start Jacking Off!
Jacking Off by SlopNChop December 8, 2016
Sexually Active
Chad : Hey babe I'm gonna be late Ive been Sexually Active tonight I met Amanda at kmart and had sex with her in the lawn and garden then I was on my way out and I met Brigit at the checkout she took me in the back room and gave me A blowjob. Then I went to my girlfriend Kiersten's house and I fucked her on the couch and she gave me a blowjob, right now I'm at Jim's house I lost A game of pool and owe him a blowjob !
Chad's Wife : WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Chad's Wife : WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Sexually Active by SlopNChop December 7, 2016