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Sara : Wow Jake last night was amazing your cock is so huge!
Jake : Yeah god was good to me wasn't he!
Sara : Well i'll make the bed and you cook us some breakfast! Wow there sure is a lot of Love Stain's in your bed!
Jake : Yeah well this is my girlfriend Kiersten's bed!
Sara : WHAT! You mean we made love in your girlfriend's bed?
Jake : Yeah she's on vacay with her sister What's The Big Deal!
Sara : What am I too you some one night stand!
Jake : No baby she's on Vacay for 7 day's!
Sara : So you were just going to fuck me for 7 day's while your girlfriend was on Vacay!
Jake : No probally just 6 I need a day to rest you know!
Sara : Your A Fuckin Asshole!
Jake : Mmmm! I love fucking your little soft asshole!
Sara : Oh Jake your so sweet I hope Kiersten take's a permanent Vacay!
Jake : Yeah god was good to me wasn't he!
Sara : Well i'll make the bed and you cook us some breakfast! Wow there sure is a lot of Love Stain's in your bed!
Jake : Yeah well this is my girlfriend Kiersten's bed!
Sara : WHAT! You mean we made love in your girlfriend's bed?
Jake : Yeah she's on vacay with her sister What's The Big Deal!
Sara : What am I too you some one night stand!
Jake : No baby she's on Vacay for 7 day's!
Sara : So you were just going to fuck me for 7 day's while your girlfriend was on Vacay!
Jake : No probally just 6 I need a day to rest you know!
Sara : Your A Fuckin Asshole!
Jake : Mmmm! I love fucking your little soft asshole!
Sara : Oh Jake your so sweet I hope Kiersten take's a permanent Vacay!
by SlopNChop July 8, 2018
Get the Vacaymug. Chad : Wow don't you just love It when Kiersten wears Shorts to work!
Craig : Oh you can kinda see her Privates when she bends over!
Chad : And don't you just love it when Jim wears Shorts to work too!
Craig : Fuck dude I was thinking about pussy and you had to say that!
Chad : It kinda gives you an idea of what his Privates look like when he bends over!
Craig : Just shut the fuck up!
Craig : Oh you can kinda see her Privates when she bends over!
Chad : And don't you just love it when Jim wears Shorts to work too!
Craig : Fuck dude I was thinking about pussy and you had to say that!
Chad : It kinda gives you an idea of what his Privates look like when he bends over!
Craig : Just shut the fuck up!
by SlopNChop April 17, 2017
Get the Privatesmug. Kiersten : I just can't decide which is better for my baby Pampers or Luvs?
Kaylee : Well ive heard Pampers can hold a ton of shit! (LOL)
Steve : I would suggest the Pampers myself I just love the way they hug my ass cheeks (see) plus they hold a ton of cum! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! See no leaks!
Kaylee : Wow Kiersten no leaks!
Kiersten : Yeah I will try to get that image out of my head! But at least the Pampers have his penis covered up I am so sick of him running around here naked!
Kaylee : Yeah thank god for jumbo Pampers!
Steve : Plus Pampers hold a lot of shit too! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! See no poopy run out!
Kiersten : Oh My God The Smell!!! It's so bad!
Kaylee : God Damn't Steve go change your Pamper!
Kaylee : Well ive heard Pampers can hold a ton of shit! (LOL)
Steve : I would suggest the Pampers myself I just love the way they hug my ass cheeks (see) plus they hold a ton of cum! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! See no leaks!
Kaylee : Wow Kiersten no leaks!
Kiersten : Yeah I will try to get that image out of my head! But at least the Pampers have his penis covered up I am so sick of him running around here naked!
Kaylee : Yeah thank god for jumbo Pampers!
Steve : Plus Pampers hold a lot of shit too! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! See no poopy run out!
Kiersten : Oh My God The Smell!!! It's so bad!
Kaylee : God Damn't Steve go change your Pamper!
by SlopNChop August 22, 2018
Get the Pampersmug. Kaylee: So did Chad take you out last night?
Kiersten: No we just chilled at his place and fucked for hours then showered me in his yummy cummy it was all over the bed, wall's & floor too!
Kaylee : Wow he just a regular Cum Bucket isn't he!
Kiersten : For Sure!
Kaylee: Lucky!
Kiersten: No we just chilled at his place and fucked for hours then showered me in his yummy cummy it was all over the bed, wall's & floor too!
Kaylee : Wow he just a regular Cum Bucket isn't he!
Kiersten : For Sure!
Kaylee: Lucky!
by SlopNChop January 22, 2017
Get the Cum Bucketmug. Steve : Rumspringa Motherfuckers!
Kaylee : What the hell is is problem?
Chad : Oh I let Steve off for a couple weeks so he could go on a Rumspringa!
Kaylee : He's not amish!
Chad : No but it's always been his dream to have a threesome with two amish girls!
Kaylee : Well im sure after about 2 minuntes around him they will go back to there amish culture!
Chad : I don't know once they see his hairy bush im sure they will want more! Mmmm! Maybe I should go with Steve on his Rumspringa!
Kaylee : Well at least he wont be running around here jacking off for the next few weeks!
Chad : Oh Kaylee until Steve get's back from his Rumspringa your going to be the weekend bitch!
Kaylee : God Damn't I think going to become Amish!
Steve : Wow Kaylee you would be such a cute little amish chick! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kaylee : Go jack off in the closet you fucktard!
Steve : Rumspringa Motherfuckers!
Kaylee : What the hell is is problem?
Chad : Oh I let Steve off for a couple weeks so he could go on a Rumspringa!
Kaylee : He's not amish!
Chad : No but it's always been his dream to have a threesome with two amish girls!
Kaylee : Well im sure after about 2 minuntes around him they will go back to there amish culture!
Chad : I don't know once they see his hairy bush im sure they will want more! Mmmm! Maybe I should go with Steve on his Rumspringa!
Kaylee : Well at least he wont be running around here jacking off for the next few weeks!
Chad : Oh Kaylee until Steve get's back from his Rumspringa your going to be the weekend bitch!
Kaylee : God Damn't I think going to become Amish!
Steve : Wow Kaylee you would be such a cute little amish chick! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kaylee : Go jack off in the closet you fucktard!
Steve : Rumspringa Motherfuckers!
by SlopNChop October 24, 2018
Get the Rumspringamug. Kiersten : Hey Jake im pregnant!
Jake : What the fuck how did this happen?
Kiersten : Well a couple weeks ago you had your dick inside me and you were like (Oh baby your pussy is so soft it make's me cum so much) then you filled me up with like 3 gallons of your Special Sauce!
Cami : Hey Jake wanna come over to my place tonight and fill me up with some of your Special Sauce?
Kiersten : Back off bitch he's already got my baby to support!
Jake : Damn Cami your so hot! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Kiersten : JAKE!!! go clean that Special Sauce out of your underwear!
Jake : What the fuck how did this happen?
Kiersten : Well a couple weeks ago you had your dick inside me and you were like (Oh baby your pussy is so soft it make's me cum so much) then you filled me up with like 3 gallons of your Special Sauce!
Cami : Hey Jake wanna come over to my place tonight and fill me up with some of your Special Sauce?
Kiersten : Back off bitch he's already got my baby to support!
Jake : Damn Cami your so hot! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Kiersten : JAKE!!! go clean that Special Sauce out of your underwear!
by SlopNChop July 1, 2018
Get the Special Saucemug. Jim : Wow did you see Kiersten today?
Chad : Oh yeah she was Tits Out and I creamed my pants!
Kiersten : Hey boy's the milk maid is here!
Jim: Nice!
Chad : Yummy! and you can lick the cream in my pant's!
Chad : Oh yeah she was Tits Out and I creamed my pants!
Kiersten : Hey boy's the milk maid is here!
Jim: Nice!
Chad : Yummy! and you can lick the cream in my pant's!
by SlopNChop December 29, 2016
Get the Tits Outmug.