Definitions by SlopNChop

Panties 

A tight fitting sexy piece of women's clothing that cover's up the pussy and ass cheeks

Kiersten : Oh I need to stop by Victoria Secert's before we leave the mall!
Jake : Ohh! I love that store!
Kiersten : Hey Jake aren't these Panties cute?
Jake : Why yes we should go in the dressing room and try them on!
Kiersten : So what do you think?
Jake : Wow they are so silky! Ahhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Jake don't rip them off I haven't paid for them yet!
Jake : Who care Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Baby! Oh Baby!
Store Employee : Hey guy's I'm callin the cops and you will pay for the damaged Panties as well!

Panties by SlopNChop November 17, 2017

Breast Dancing 

When a girl sit's on a guy's lap and vigorously rub's her breast's in his face

Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Kiersten : Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
Craig : Wow check it out Jake's Breast Danicing with Kiersten!
Chad : Ohh! I hope she turns around! Oh yeah baby shake what god gave you!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Wow a sasuage fest! Mmmmm!
Craig : Don't even think about it!
Chad: Well!
Steve : Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Don't forget the plums!
Steve : La La La La La!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Mmmmm! Puddin!
Craig : This is disgusting I need to see some boobs!
Steve : Hey Craig I got boobs too wanna see?
Craig : That's it I quit!
Chad: Wow you have a nice set of tit's Steve how bout some Breast Dancing!
Steve : Oh Baby!

Breast Dancing by SlopNChop November 15, 2017

Wet 

When a girl becomes sexually aroused and her pussy lubricates

Jake : Mmmmm! You like it when I caress your hair and kiss your neck don't you!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me Wet!
Jake : Well lucky for you I'm getting hard!
Kiersten : Oh Baby Fuck Me!
Craig : Wow looks like Jake just made Kiersten Wet again!
Chad : Ohhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Craig : God Damn put that thing away!

Wet by SlopNChop November 6, 2017

Ohhh! Ahhh! 

The sound a girl makes when a guy is pounding her pussy

Lacy : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Jake : O Wow! I'm sorry is Kiersten around?
Lacy : No she went to the mall I'm Lacy her cousin!
Jake : O do you always lay on the couch naked and finger yourself?
Lacy : Quite often you see I don't have a boyfriend to pleasure me!
Jake : Well I guess I could help you out since you are her cousin!
Lacy : Really! Oh your cock is so huge!
Jake : Mmmm! Your so yummy just like Kiersten!
Lacy : Ohhh! Ahhh! Ohhh! Ahhh! Ohhh! Ahhh!

Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Lacy : I want you to cum inside me! Ohhh! Ahhh!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Jake Get Your Fuckin Cock Out Of My Cousin!
Lacy : Ohhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : NOW!

Ohhh! Ahhh! by SlopNChop November 6, 2017

Quickie

When a penis slips into a pussy for some quick pleasure

Kiersten : Wow Jake your pant's have a big buldge in them!
Jake : Yeah it happened when you bent over and I saw your pussy lips!
Kiersten : Well I didn't have any clean panties to wear this morning!
Jake : Well that just makes it eaiser for me to get in a Quickie!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! Slide your big cock in me!

Quickie by SlopNChop November 5, 2017

Jacking Off

When a guy makes a fist and pulls on his dick for pleasure

Chad : O wow Kiersten's wearing a tube top & leather mini today!
Craig : O God Damn and a thong!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Craig : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Steve : O wow double dicks today!
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Chad! Craig! Chad ! Craig!
Kiersten : Why the hell is everyone Jacking Off today?
Kaylee : Gee Kiersten have you looked in the mirror!
Kiersten : O it's because of me!
Kaylee : You are so full of yourself!
Kiersten : Your just jealous cause everyone is Jacking off to me!

Jacking Off by SlopNChop November 4, 2017

Semen 

Man goo released from the penis to create babies

Craig : Wow did you see Katie Alli & Kiersten are pregnant!
Chad : Well im glad it wasn't my Semen!
Jake : Hey Chad can I have a raise ive got a little problem?
Chad : Fuck no why don't you go sell your Semen big penis boy!
Jake : Yeah right ive got enough babies to take care of the way it is!
Amanda : Hey Jake I heard you have a big penis wanna squirt Semen in me tonight!
Jake : Sure why not what's another baby gonna hurt!
Craig : Wow that Jake can really produce the Semen!

Semen by SlopNChop November 1, 2017