Panties

Lydia : Hey baby have you seen my Panties?
Tyler : Not since last night when I took them off to sniff your crotch!
Chad : (sniff) (sniff)
Lydia : You Perve Give Me Back My Panties!
Chad : Why Tyler will just take them off again! (sniff)
Lydia : Stop Smelling My Panties And Give Them Back To Me!
Tyler : You know Chad does have A point if would be eaiser to sniff and fuck your pussy without Panties on!
Lydia : (Slap) You lazy bastard I will not go without Panties so you don't have to take them off GEEZE!
Chad : Mmm don't you just love to watch Lydia parade around the house without her Panties on! (sniff)
Tyler : Will you quit smelling your sister's Panties you fuckin perve!
Steve : Hey Chad I borrowed some of Lydia's Panties like how my dick hangs out of them! (wink)
Chad : O God Damn I need to take them off you so I can sniff your crotch!
Lydia : Chad Why In The Fuck Is Your Boyfriend Wearing My Panties!
Chad : Cause we were making out last night and he came in his undies!
Lydia : O MY GOD SO FUCKING GROSS IM MOVING OUT!
Chad : Mmm I do hope she leaves some of her Panties behind! (sniff)
Tyler : Mmm So Do I!
by SlopNChop October 28, 2019
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Lap Fuck

When a girl sit's on a guy's lap and rides his cock
Chad gave Kiersten a Lap Fuck at the Pizza Hut and gave the employees & customers something to tweet about!
by SlopNChop October 21, 2016
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Cock

What a guy uses to pleasure both women and men
Mark : Wow why's a cuttie like you working at Big Lots?
Abbi : Big Cock?
Mark : Why yes I do have a big cock!
Abbi : Suck Big Cock?
Mark : Why yes I would love a Blowjob!
Abbi : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Mark : Ahhh! Ahhh! Oh Yeah!
Chad : Hey! Hey! Hey! What's going on in here?
Kiersten : Looks like Mark is getting a Blowjob!
Abbi : Suck Big Cock!
Chad : No honey you only suck Chad's Big Cock!
Abbi : Suck Chad's Big Cock?
Chad : Yes honey in my office!
Kiersten : So Mark you like Blowjob's?
Mark : Uh yeah what guy don't like A Blowjob! Hey what are you doin with my sock?
Kiersten : Oh nothing!
Mark : Oh Kiersten your so kinky I can't see anything!
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Mark : Oh baby keep sucking Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Hey you don't have short hair!
Steve : Hey Mark you have a nice Big Cock! (wink)
Mark : FUCKKKKKKKKKKK!
Steve : Oh yes that's next now bend over!
Mark : HELP im being raped!
by SlopNChop November 06, 2018
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Torpedo

Kiersten bent over the sink so Chad could Torpedo her pussy and anus then he gave her a massive creampie and cum facial!
by SlopNChop November 27, 2016
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Tastes Like Chicken

Jake : Mmmmm! La! La! La! Mmmmm!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhh!
Jake: Ahh! Ahhh! Ahhhh! Oh La! La!
Kiersten : Ohh you like that baby don't you? You like my pussy? Don't You? Don't You?
Jake : Mmmmmm! Tastes Like Chicken!
by SlopNChop November 16, 2017
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Deep Fuck

When A guy's penis is super hard and he pounds it into a vagina or anus with a extreme force causing the receiver to scream and moan like hell..
Kiersten : Hey Chad wanna get physical in your office?
Chad : Sure but if I give you a Deep Fuck the whole store will hear us!
Kiersten : Who care's I'm horny !
Chad : Ok lets fuck!
Kiersten : UH! UH! UH! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOh! Oink! Oink !Oink!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Deeper! Deeper! Deeper!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Steve : Hey guys what's all the noise do I need to call 911?
Chad : GET THE FUCK OUT YOU MORONE I'm giving Kiersten a Deep Fuck!
Steve : O Wow Can I Watch!
Chad : Close the door and get lost NOW!
Steve : O Ok I'm sorry!
Kiersten : Deep Fuck me again!
Chad : Oh Baby!
by SlopNChop March 02, 2017
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Boob Hug

When a guy is sitting down and a girl comes up behind him and rubs her breasts in his face along with a hug.
Chad was caught up in paperwork in his office when Kiersten came in and gave him a Boob Hug that made his boner grow!
by SlopNChop December 21, 2016
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