SlopNChop's definitions

Cum

A sticky love juice created in a guys balls and released through his penis when he becomes sexually aroused.

Kiersten : MMM! Uh! Uh! OOOO! Uh! MMMMMM! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Jake : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kiersten : Ok Baby Pull Out!
Jake : Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kiersten : OOOOOOOOOOOO! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Wow looks like I got Cum all over your leg's thighs tummy breast's and clean sheets!
Kiersten : Who Cares FUCK ME AGAIN!
Jake : Oh Baby!

by SlopNChop May 30, 2017

Lawyered Up

A phrase used when someone is threating to sue another person

Chad : Hey Steve you need to stop sexually harassing my female employees they are all Lawyered Up and our company cannot afford this!
Steve : What's the big deal you do it all the time Gee!
Chad : Well you see im good looking so it don't bother them!
Kiersten : Yeah Right! Your just as big of a creap as Steve!
Brianne : Yeah Chad you better watch it cause were all Lawyered Up!
Steve : Well Chad I guess were not as special as we thought we were are we now?
Chad : Shut The Fuck Up before I sock your ugly face into the next decade STEVE!
Steve : Go ahead Chad cause im all Lawyered Up!
Chad : Fuck You All!!!! God Damn Lawyers!

by SlopNChop July 26, 2018

Tit's

One of the many way's to describe a set of breast's

Craig : Wow isn't Kiersten just the cutest little thing!
Chad : Yeah she looks just like Anna Kendrick only with blonde hair and bigger Tit's!
Kiersten : Hey boy's are you talking about me?
Chad : No we were just talking about Anna Kendrick!
Kiersten : Really cause people say I look just like her only with blonde hair and bigger Tit's!
Craig : You don't say!
Steve : Hey guy's people say I look just like Kate Upton but only my Tit's are much bigger!
Kiersten : You don't look like Kate Upton you jackass!
Craig : Yeah you look like an ape in the zoo!
Chad : But Mmm! You do have nice Tit's! Ahhhh!
Steve : Oh Chad! Jesus Christ Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Your making me cum!
Kiersten : Oh gross! Why don't you play with Steve's Tit's elsewhere!

by SlopNChop July 8, 2018

Tits Out

When a girl wears a tight blouse and her breast's are exposed for the world to see.

Jim : Wow did you see Kiersten today?
Chad : Oh yeah she was Tits Out and I creamed my pants!
Kiersten : Hey boy's the milk maid is here!
Jim: Nice!
Chad : Yummy! and you can lick the cream in my pant's!

by SlopNChop December 29, 2016

Cumaholic

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with cum

Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten: That's right fuck my little pussy Harder! Harder! Harder! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : More Cum! More Cum! Keep It Cummin Baby!!!
Chad : Well aren't you just the little Cumaholic!
Kiersten : Shut Up And Cum You Stupid Idiot!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Yes! Yes! Yes! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Chad : Damn that was a lot of cum!
Kiersten : I WANT MORE!
Chad: Oh Gosh I might be dry!
Kiersten : Fine I'm goin to Craig's house!
Chad: Ok see you tomorrow!

by SlopNChop February 9, 2017

Penis

A male body part used to urinate pleasure other body's and release cum

Marcus : Hey dude why are we in a prison?
Dale : Oh I need to visit my dad it's his birthday!
Marcus: I need to pee!
Dale : Me Too!
Marcus : Damn dude why is you Penis so red?
Dale : Oh last night Chelsea came over and rubbed her silky panties all over my Penis Ahhhh! Then I shoved my Penis in her mouth and she sucked it so hard while I ran my hands through her dirty blonde hair Ahhhh! finally I came all over her cute little face! Ahhhhh!
Marcus : Nice Dude! WHAT THE HELL!
Chad : Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!
Steve : Oh Chad I love when you suck on my Penis Ahhhhh! Now bend over!
Chad : Uhhhh! Uhhhh! Uhhhhh!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Now Pee On Me!
Steve : Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh! Hey there guys want me to stick my Penis in your ass too? (Wink)
Marcus : OH GOD LETS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
Dale : YEAH SCREW DAD!
Marcus : Gee I hope that prisoner don't stick his Penis in your dad's ass!
Dale : Dude Shut The Fuck Up!

by SlopNChop June 11, 2019

Kmart

A dead retail store where the shelves and parking lot are always empty!

Chad: I'm horny and want some fucky wannna get a room?

Kiersten : Why waste the money when there's Kmart over there!

Chad : Nice!

by SlopNChop October 20, 2016