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Mike : Dude you better quit messin around Chad will fire you!
Steve : I don't give a shit he can kiss my ass!
Chad : What was that Steve you want me to stick something in your ass!
Steve : Buzz off you Soda Fucker!
Chad : When I'm done with this can I will stick it up your ass!
Steve : Ohh I'm Scared!!
Steve : Oh Shit! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Steve : I don't give a shit he can kiss my ass!
Chad : What was that Steve you want me to stick something in your ass!
Steve : Buzz off you Soda Fucker!
Chad : When I'm done with this can I will stick it up your ass!
Steve : Ohh I'm Scared!!
Steve : Oh Shit! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by SlopNChop April 17, 2017
Get the Soda Fucker mug.Craig : Your wife called me last night and was wondering where you were at?
Chad : Yeah I took Kiersten home after work she invited me in for a drink!
Craig : Must have taken a while you still weren't home at 10:30?
Chad : Yeah she brought the drink's into her living room naked and I got a Stiffie but she took care of it with a Blowjob which lead to some vigorous sex in her bedroom then I developed a massive load of cum in my balls and ejected it all over her face hair and breast's so I helped her shower it off and we fucked some more in the shower then I dried her off and brushed her hair she lit some candles and we kissed and cuddled for 2 hours.
Craig Too Much Information Dude!
Chad : Yeah I took Kiersten home after work she invited me in for a drink!
Craig : Must have taken a while you still weren't home at 10:30?
Chad : Yeah she brought the drink's into her living room naked and I got a Stiffie but she took care of it with a Blowjob which lead to some vigorous sex in her bedroom then I developed a massive load of cum in my balls and ejected it all over her face hair and breast's so I helped her shower it off and we fucked some more in the shower then I dried her off and brushed her hair she lit some candles and we kissed and cuddled for 2 hours.
Craig Too Much Information Dude!
by SlopNChop January 22, 2017
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Chad : Hey Kiersten how about I come over to your place tonight we can watch Friends and cuddle!
Kiersten : No way I'm going to Jakes were gonna watch a porn and fuck like crazy!
Chad : I remember when we made that porn together you was Rachel and I was Ross!
Kiersten : Hey you told me you got rid of that stupid thing!
Chad : No way it's the only memory of your hot naked body I got left!
Kiersten : You Bastard!
Kiersten : No way I'm going to Jakes were gonna watch a porn and fuck like crazy!
Chad : I remember when we made that porn together you was Rachel and I was Ross!
Kiersten : Hey you told me you got rid of that stupid thing!
Chad : No way it's the only memory of your hot naked body I got left!
Kiersten : You Bastard!
by SlopNChop July 30, 2017
Get the Friends mug.Kaylee : Hey girl why are you so happy this afternoon?
Kiersten : While I was giving Jake his lunchtime blowjob he ripped a Fart in my face!
Kaylee : And that makes you happy?
Kiersten : It sure does there aint nothing like smelling Farts from the man of your dreams!
Steve: Hey Kiersten (RIPPPPPP) (RIPPPPPP) AHHHHHH!
Kiersten : O GOD DAMN! I think I'm gonna be sick UH! UH! UH! UH!
Steve : I had egg salad and baked beans for lunch!
Kiersten : GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! Someone call 911 I can't breathe!
Kaylee : Well I guess Steve is not the man of your dreams!
Kiersten : While I was giving Jake his lunchtime blowjob he ripped a Fart in my face!
Kaylee : And that makes you happy?
Kiersten : It sure does there aint nothing like smelling Farts from the man of your dreams!
Steve: Hey Kiersten (RIPPPPPP) (RIPPPPPP) AHHHHHH!
Kiersten : O GOD DAMN! I think I'm gonna be sick UH! UH! UH! UH!
Steve : I had egg salad and baked beans for lunch!
Kiersten : GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! Someone call 911 I can't breathe!
Kaylee : Well I guess Steve is not the man of your dreams!
by SlopNChop August 19, 2017
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Get the Leggings mug.As Kiersten was sucking Chads balls A Volcanic Eruption occurred atop of her head ran down her back and into her butt crack!
by SlopNChop November 30, 2016
Get the Volcanic Eruption mug.Chad : Hey Jim you wanted to see me!
Jim : Uh yeah sorry to tell you this Chad but your Fired!
Chad : WHAT! Fuck dude why would you Fire me?
Jim : Well you can't tell a customer she's a cunt and then tell her to go stick her pussy in her man's raw dick for one!
Chad : GOD DAMN'T Jim I can't be Fired I got kids!
Jim : We all do Chad and im just doing what's best for the company!
Chad : I can't believe you Fired me after all the times I stuck my cock in your mouth and asshole!
Jim : Please don't rub your cock in my face it will just make this harder! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Well you always made me hard come on suck it you know you want to! (wink)
Jim : Well! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! (gag) (gag)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! OH Yeah you always liked a deep throat!
Kiersten : Hey Jim I hoped you Fired Chad WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Jim : I was just say goodbye to Chad! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Ohh! Jim likes my warm jizz on his face!
Kiersten : Well don't mind me! Uhhh!
Jim : I hope we can still be friends Chad I really didn't want to Fire you!
Chad : Sorry dude but I no longer have to kiss you ass anymore LATERS!
Jim : (sniff) (sniff)
Jim : Uh yeah sorry to tell you this Chad but your Fired!
Chad : WHAT! Fuck dude why would you Fire me?
Jim : Well you can't tell a customer she's a cunt and then tell her to go stick her pussy in her man's raw dick for one!
Chad : GOD DAMN'T Jim I can't be Fired I got kids!
Jim : We all do Chad and im just doing what's best for the company!
Chad : I can't believe you Fired me after all the times I stuck my cock in your mouth and asshole!
Jim : Please don't rub your cock in my face it will just make this harder! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Well you always made me hard come on suck it you know you want to! (wink)
Jim : Well! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! (gag) (gag)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! OH Yeah you always liked a deep throat!
Kiersten : Hey Jim I hoped you Fired Chad WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Jim : I was just say goodbye to Chad! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Ohh! Jim likes my warm jizz on his face!
Kiersten : Well don't mind me! Uhhh!
Jim : I hope we can still be friends Chad I really didn't want to Fire you!
Chad : Sorry dude but I no longer have to kiss you ass anymore LATERS!
Jim : (sniff) (sniff)
by SlopNChop January 18, 2019
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