Breakfast In Bed

When two people share the first meal of the day in bed

Chad : Oh Baby last night was amazing my cock hasn't been that deep in a while!
Chad's Wife : I love you baby how about some Breakfast In Bed?
Steve : Hey guy's I heard you want some Breakfast In Bed!
Chad's Wife : WTF!
Chad : Well he is my weekend bitch!
Steve : How about some bacon egg's & sasuage!
Chad : Mmm you know how I love your sasuage!
Steve : Yeah especially in your bed!
Chad's Wife : Oh My God!
Chad : Get that sasuage over here!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Chad : MMMMM! I love Breakfast In Bed!
Chad's Wife : OH MY GOD! The both of you get the fuck out of my house!

Chad : I'm sorry would you like some of Steve's special sasuage too?
Chad's Wife : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!

by SlopNChop February 04, 2018

Timber

A large brown turd log that comes out of the ass extremely fast

Jake : Oh Kiersten I just love it when your soft blonde hair brushes my face it gives me a instant boner!
Kiersten : Wow I didn't know my hair was so powerful maybe I should pleasure that boner for you.
Steve : Excuse me guys could you point me to the crapper I need to let out some Timber!
Jake : Get lost you fuckin idiot !
Kiersten : Well I guess that killed the mood!
Jake : No just let me caress your hair so I can reboner!
Kiersten : Caress Away!

by SlopNChop July 25, 2017

Big Brown Bomb

A large turd that's ejected from the anus

Maddie : So you had your first anal last night how was it?

Keirsten : It was ok I was a little nervous and I dropped a Big Brown Bomb in Chad's bed but he was cool about it. He just picked it up rubbed it on my face and boobs and licked it off who knew that making love in poop could be so romantic!

Maddie : Wow I wish my man would give me some Stinky Kinky!

by SlopNChop September 24, 2016

Cupcake

A pet name a guy tells his girlfriend to make her feel special.

Chad: Damn Cupcake your so fine!!!
Kiersten : Oh Chad "I WANT TO FUCK YOU NOW"!
Chad : Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Kiersten : Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : YUMMY!!!

by SlopNChop December 13, 2016

All Night Long

When a two people kiss cuddle & fuck during the late night and early morning hours of the day.

Craig : So why were you late for work again today?
Chad: I was over at Kiersten's again and we went "All Night Long" and my dick was tired this morning!
Craig : Nice!!!

by SlopNChop December 18, 2016

lock

A persons long beautiful silky hair usually it can be used as a sexual stimulant!

As Chad was fucking Keirsten from behind her sexy blonde locks brushed his face and made his boner harder and harder!

by SlopNChop May 17, 2016

Get A Room

When PDA becomes annoying to the public

Kiersten : Oh Jake you shouldn't fondle me were at work!
Jake : I don't care your hair is so silky and your skin is so soft I just can't keep my hands off you!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh Jake! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Oh Baby!
Kaylee : Oh Geeze Get A Room!
Chad: Damn Jake and Kiersten are getting fresh time to yank the old sasuage!
Steve : Oh Chad your cock is so large I just wanna grab it!
Chad: Get lost perve! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Jesus Christ! Ah! Don't Stop SUCK IT HARDER! HARDER!
Kaylee : Oh God Damn! For Christ Sake GET A ROOM!

Steve : MMMMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMMMMMM! La! La! La!
Kaylee : Fuck I hate my job!

by SlopNChop October 07, 2017