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Little Shit
Peyton : Ohh! Boobies Ohh La La!
Kiersten : Keep your hand's off me you Little Shit!
Chad : Ohh! Boobies Ohh La La!
Kiersten : Damn't Chad will you and your Little Shit leave my breast's alone!
Steve : Ohh! Boobies!
Kiersten : Don't even think about it jackass!
Kiersten : Uhh! I wish guy's would stop grabbing my breast's!
Kaylee : Well maybe if you wore a shirt that actually fit you they would not be tempted.
Kiersten : Shut the fuck up Kaylee!
Kiersten : Keep your hand's off me you Little Shit!
Chad : Ohh! Boobies Ohh La La!
Kiersten : Damn't Chad will you and your Little Shit leave my breast's alone!
Steve : Ohh! Boobies!
Kiersten : Don't even think about it jackass!
Kiersten : Uhh! I wish guy's would stop grabbing my breast's!
Kaylee : Well maybe if you wore a shirt that actually fit you they would not be tempted.
Kiersten : Shut the fuck up Kaylee!
Little Shit by SlopNChop May 4, 2018
Fuck
Blake : Hey is Jake home by any chance?
Kiersten : No he's still at work would you like to come in!
Blake : Sure! Wow do you always wear just a bra, panties & socks around the house?
Kiersten : No not always most of the time I take them off!
Blake : O Dear God You Are So Fuckin Hot!
Kiersten : Well are you gonna kiss me or not?
Blake : Ok I guess Mmmmm! Oh Fuck your lips are soft!
Kiersten : Well are you gonna Fuck me or not?
Blake : I don't know Jake is my best friend!
Kiersten : Fuck Jake I want you to Fuck me!
Blake : Fuck it I want your pussy! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh Fuck it's so soft! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! You like to Fuck my tight pussy don't you!
Blake : Fuck Yeah! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Blake: Oh Fuck we got cum all over Jake's sheet's!
Kiersten : Who the Fuck cares he needs to do laundry anyway!
Jake: : What in the Fuck is going on in here!
Blake : Oh nothing we were just taking a nap!
Jake : You Fuckin bastard you stuck your dick in my girl!
Blake : No she wanted to Fuck me honest!
Kiersten : Help me Jake he's Fuckin crazy!
Jake : Don't worry I'm gonna pound his Fuckin face in!
Kiersten : Yeah Blake he's gonna Fuck you up!
Jake : Kiersten baby why don't you go take a shower and wash his cum off your face!
Jake : Mmmm don't you just lover her tight little ass I think I will join her in the shower and Fuck it!
Blake : This is Fucked up I'm outta here!
Kiersten : No he's still at work would you like to come in!
Blake : Sure! Wow do you always wear just a bra, panties & socks around the house?
Kiersten : No not always most of the time I take them off!
Blake : O Dear God You Are So Fuckin Hot!
Kiersten : Well are you gonna kiss me or not?
Blake : Ok I guess Mmmmm! Oh Fuck your lips are soft!
Kiersten : Well are you gonna Fuck me or not?
Blake : I don't know Jake is my best friend!
Kiersten : Fuck Jake I want you to Fuck me!
Blake : Fuck it I want your pussy! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh Fuck it's so soft! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! You like to Fuck my tight pussy don't you!
Blake : Fuck Yeah! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Blake: Oh Fuck we got cum all over Jake's sheet's!
Kiersten : Who the Fuck cares he needs to do laundry anyway!
Jake: : What in the Fuck is going on in here!
Blake : Oh nothing we were just taking a nap!
Jake : You Fuckin bastard you stuck your dick in my girl!
Blake : No she wanted to Fuck me honest!
Kiersten : Help me Jake he's Fuckin crazy!
Jake : Don't worry I'm gonna pound his Fuckin face in!
Kiersten : Yeah Blake he's gonna Fuck you up!
Jake : Kiersten baby why don't you go take a shower and wash his cum off your face!
Jake : Mmmm don't you just lover her tight little ass I think I will join her in the shower and Fuck it!
Blake : This is Fucked up I'm outta here!
Blowjob
Kiersten : O wow last night I gave Jake A Blowjob that lasted 2 hours I made him cum so much I had to grab a bucket!
Kaylee : That's nice!
Kiersten : I just love giving Blowjob's to Jake having his cock in my mouth is so amazing it's like eating a big juicy brat!
Kaylee : Keep it down we are in public!
Kiersten : What's your problem just cause you don't have a guy's dick to blow don' t mean you have to get all pissy with me!
Kaylee : Kiersten Please! We are at Wal Mart we can talk about Blowjob's later!
Kiersten : No we will talk about them now, you know what Kaylee you need a man in your life so you can suck some cock too!
Wal Mart Associate : Can I help you girls find something today?
Kiersten : Yes you can my friend Kaylee needs a man so she can give him a Blowjob and experience what it's like to have a big juicy cock in her mouth and cum running out!
Wal Mart Associate : Oh! Oh! Jesus ! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : O wow I made the Wal Mart worker cream his pant's!
Kaylee : Damn't Kiersten I will never go to Wal Mart with you again!
Kiersten : That's fine we can talk about Blowjobs at Target!
Kaylee : That's nice!
Kiersten : I just love giving Blowjob's to Jake having his cock in my mouth is so amazing it's like eating a big juicy brat!
Kaylee : Keep it down we are in public!
Kiersten : What's your problem just cause you don't have a guy's dick to blow don' t mean you have to get all pissy with me!
Kaylee : Kiersten Please! We are at Wal Mart we can talk about Blowjob's later!
Kiersten : No we will talk about them now, you know what Kaylee you need a man in your life so you can suck some cock too!
Wal Mart Associate : Can I help you girls find something today?
Kiersten : Yes you can my friend Kaylee needs a man so she can give him a Blowjob and experience what it's like to have a big juicy cock in her mouth and cum running out!
Wal Mart Associate : Oh! Oh! Jesus ! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : O wow I made the Wal Mart worker cream his pant's!
Kaylee : Damn't Kiersten I will never go to Wal Mart with you again!
Kiersten : That's fine we can talk about Blowjobs at Target!
Kiss
Kiersten : Last night me and Jake just lied in bed naked Kissing!
Kaylee : Wow you mean you were naked and all you did was Kiss!
Kiersten : No silly he rubbed my pussy and I stroked his dick while we Kissed!
Kaylee : I'm surprised he didn't at least cum for you!
Kiersten : I did make him cum silly I told you I stroked his dick! DUH!
Kaylee : Wow I wish I had a guy to Kiss and cum for me!
Steve : Hey Kaylee Mmmmm! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : God Damn't Steve why did you Kiss me and squirt cum all over me?
Steve : Cause you just said you wanted a guy to Kiss and cum all over you! DUH!
Kiersten : Gee Kaylee you really need to watch what you say you silly boo!
Kaylee : Shut The Fuck Up!
Kaylee : Wow you mean you were naked and all you did was Kiss!
Kiersten : No silly he rubbed my pussy and I stroked his dick while we Kissed!
Kaylee : I'm surprised he didn't at least cum for you!
Kiersten : I did make him cum silly I told you I stroked his dick! DUH!
Kaylee : Wow I wish I had a guy to Kiss and cum for me!
Steve : Hey Kaylee Mmmmm! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : God Damn't Steve why did you Kiss me and squirt cum all over me?
Steve : Cause you just said you wanted a guy to Kiss and cum all over you! DUH!
Kiersten : Gee Kaylee you really need to watch what you say you silly boo!
Kaylee : Shut The Fuck Up!
Skinny Jeans
Craig : Wow Kiersten's wearing Skinny Jeans today!
Chad : Wouldn't you love to just pass by her and slap her in the ass!
Steve : Hey guy's check it out got my new Skinny Jeans on I feel just like Luke Bryan!
Chad : Get lost dip shit were were getting off on Kiersten!
Steve : Come on Chad dance with me Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's My Kind Of Night!
Chad : Quit rubbing your ass in my crotch!
Steve : Can't help it it's my Skinny Jeans they make me feel so sexy! Come on Country Boy Shake It For Me!
Kiersten : O God why don't you two get a room!
Craig : LOL!
Chad : God Damn't Steve get your fuckin Skinny Jean ass away from me!
Chad : Wouldn't you love to just pass by her and slap her in the ass!
Steve : Hey guy's check it out got my new Skinny Jeans on I feel just like Luke Bryan!
Chad : Get lost dip shit were were getting off on Kiersten!
Steve : Come on Chad dance with me Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's My Kind Of Night!
Chad : Quit rubbing your ass in my crotch!
Steve : Can't help it it's my Skinny Jeans they make me feel so sexy! Come on Country Boy Shake It For Me!
Kiersten : O God why don't you two get a room!
Craig : LOL!
Chad : God Damn't Steve get your fuckin Skinny Jean ass away from me!
Skinny Jeans by SlopNChop April 20, 2018
hand bra
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee watch the door I need to change before we leave work!
Kaylee : Ok but there are two doors?
Kiersten : Just make sure no one comes in I'm not wearing a bra!
Kaylee: Ok!
Steve : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! It's Kiersten's boobs!
Kaylee : Hand Bra Kiersten! Hand Bra!
Kiersten : Damn't Kaylee I told you to watch the door!
Steve : Ohh! Good Idea! Hand Bra!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my breast's you creap!
Kaylee : Wow maybe next time you will wear a bra!
Kiersten : Shut The Fuck Up!
Kaylee : Ok but there are two doors?
Kiersten : Just make sure no one comes in I'm not wearing a bra!
Kaylee: Ok!
Steve : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! It's Kiersten's boobs!
Kaylee : Hand Bra Kiersten! Hand Bra!
Kiersten : Damn't Kaylee I told you to watch the door!
Steve : Ohh! Good Idea! Hand Bra!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my breast's you creap!
Kaylee : Wow maybe next time you will wear a bra!
Kiersten : Shut The Fuck Up!
Tastes Like Chicken
Jake : Mmmmm! La! La! La! Mmmmm!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhh!
Jake: Ahh! Ahhh! Ahhhh! Oh La! La!
Kiersten : Ohh you like that baby don't you? You like my pussy? Don't You? Don't You?
Jake : Mmmmmm! Tastes Like Chicken!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhh!
Jake: Ahh! Ahhh! Ahhhh! Oh La! La!
Kiersten : Ohh you like that baby don't you? You like my pussy? Don't You? Don't You?
Jake : Mmmmmm! Tastes Like Chicken!
Tastes Like Chicken by SlopNChop April 20, 2018