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Michelle : Oh Chad Stop! Stop Tickling my Armpit!
Chad : I can't help it there just so sexy plus your wearing a tight tank top and you keep putting you arm around me! Ahhh!
Michelle : Oh Chad Stop! Stop licking my Armpit!
Chad : Mmmm! There so tasty!
Chad's Wife : Really Chad im trying to eat dinner here quit messing with her Armpit!
Chad : Maybe i'll just go down a little further and get me some tit! Mmmm!
Michelle : Oh Chad your making me wet!
Chad's Wife : THAT'S IT! Im going to finish my dinner in the bathroom!
Chad : Oh honey while your in there please shave you Armpit's there getting a little hairy!
Michelle : A little hairy she looks like an ape at the zoo! (LOL)
Chad : WHOOOOO WHOOOOOO
Chad's Wife : FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU BOTH!
Chad : I can't help it there just so sexy plus your wearing a tight tank top and you keep putting you arm around me! Ahhh!
Michelle : Oh Chad Stop! Stop licking my Armpit!
Chad : Mmmm! There so tasty!
Chad's Wife : Really Chad im trying to eat dinner here quit messing with her Armpit!
Chad : Maybe i'll just go down a little further and get me some tit! Mmmm!
Michelle : Oh Chad your making me wet!
Chad's Wife : THAT'S IT! Im going to finish my dinner in the bathroom!
Chad : Oh honey while your in there please shave you Armpit's there getting a little hairy!
Michelle : A little hairy she looks like an ape at the zoo! (LOL)
Chad : WHOOOOO WHOOOOOO
Chad's Wife : FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU BOTH!
by SlopNChop November 26, 2018
Get the Armpitmug. Chad : Last night I boned Kiersten so hard with my large cock!
Jake : Yeah right asshole Kiersten was in my bed fucking me!
Chad : Oh but I fucked her in my dream just like I used to before she met you!
Jake : Dude if you don't stop this Lust for my girlfriend I'm gonna kick your ass!
Chad : I would love to sick my cock in your ass!
Jake : Dude you better run!
Jake : Yeah right asshole Kiersten was in my bed fucking me!
Chad : Oh but I fucked her in my dream just like I used to before she met you!
Jake : Dude if you don't stop this Lust for my girlfriend I'm gonna kick your ass!
Chad : I would love to sick my cock in your ass!
Jake : Dude you better run!
by SlopNChop May 30, 2017
Get the Lustmug. Blake : Hey is Jake home by any chance?
Kiersten : No he's still at work would you like to come in!
Blake : Sure! Wow do you always wear just a bra, panties & socks around the house?
Kiersten : No not always most of the time I take them off!
Blake : O Dear God You Are So Fuckin Hot!
Kiersten : Well are you gonna kiss me or not?
Blake : Ok I guess Mmmmm! Oh Fuck your lips are soft!
Kiersten : Well are you gonna Fuck me or not?
Blake : I don't know Jake is my best friend!
Kiersten : Fuck Jake I want you to Fuck me!
Blake : Fuck it I want your pussy! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh Fuck it's so soft! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! You like to Fuck my tight pussy don't you!
Blake : Fuck Yeah! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Blake: Oh Fuck we got cum all over Jake's sheet's!
Kiersten : Who the Fuck cares he needs to do laundry anyway!
Jake: : What in the Fuck is going on in here!
Blake : Oh nothing we were just taking a nap!
Jake : You Fuckin bastard you stuck your dick in my girl!
Blake : No she wanted to Fuck me honest!
Kiersten : Help me Jake he's Fuckin crazy!
Jake : Don't worry I'm gonna pound his Fuckin face in!
Kiersten : Yeah Blake he's gonna Fuck you up!
Jake : Kiersten baby why don't you go take a shower and wash his cum off your face!
Jake : Mmmm don't you just lover her tight little ass I think I will join her in the shower and Fuck it!
Blake : This is Fucked up I'm outta here!
Kiersten : No he's still at work would you like to come in!
Blake : Sure! Wow do you always wear just a bra, panties & socks around the house?
Kiersten : No not always most of the time I take them off!
Blake : O Dear God You Are So Fuckin Hot!
Kiersten : Well are you gonna kiss me or not?
Blake : Ok I guess Mmmmm! Oh Fuck your lips are soft!
Kiersten : Well are you gonna Fuck me or not?
Blake : I don't know Jake is my best friend!
Kiersten : Fuck Jake I want you to Fuck me!
Blake : Fuck it I want your pussy! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh Fuck it's so soft! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! You like to Fuck my tight pussy don't you!
Blake : Fuck Yeah! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Blake: Oh Fuck we got cum all over Jake's sheet's!
Kiersten : Who the Fuck cares he needs to do laundry anyway!
Jake: : What in the Fuck is going on in here!
Blake : Oh nothing we were just taking a nap!
Jake : You Fuckin bastard you stuck your dick in my girl!
Blake : No she wanted to Fuck me honest!
Kiersten : Help me Jake he's Fuckin crazy!
Jake : Don't worry I'm gonna pound his Fuckin face in!
Kiersten : Yeah Blake he's gonna Fuck you up!
Jake : Kiersten baby why don't you go take a shower and wash his cum off your face!
Jake : Mmmm don't you just lover her tight little ass I think I will join her in the shower and Fuck it!
Blake : This is Fucked up I'm outta here!
by SlopNChop May 1, 2018
Get the Fuckmug. Kaylee : Wow check out Chad's Package don't you like how it bulges out of his pant's
Kiersten : Yeah you should try to stick all 14 inches of it in your mouth oh and he really packs the cum!
Kaylee : Oh I couldn't do that besides I have a boyfriend!
Kiersten : I didn't say you could suck my man's cock you stupid whore what's your problem!
Kaylee: Whore! Your the fuckin whore fucking a married guy!
Kiersten : Whatever! Hey Chad shall we go up to your office so I can unwrap your package and pleasure you?
Chad : Sorry not in the mood my wife just texted me she's pregnant again!
Kiersten : What the fuck I told you not to sleep with her anymore what's your problem!
Chad : Sorry she's my wife and besides she gives great head!
Kiersten : So do I ! Hey I'm the only one you can stick your package in got it!
Kaylee : This is so fucked up!
Kiersten : Yeah you should try to stick all 14 inches of it in your mouth oh and he really packs the cum!
Kaylee : Oh I couldn't do that besides I have a boyfriend!
Kiersten : I didn't say you could suck my man's cock you stupid whore what's your problem!
Kaylee: Whore! Your the fuckin whore fucking a married guy!
Kiersten : Whatever! Hey Chad shall we go up to your office so I can unwrap your package and pleasure you?
Chad : Sorry not in the mood my wife just texted me she's pregnant again!
Kiersten : What the fuck I told you not to sleep with her anymore what's your problem!
Chad : Sorry she's my wife and besides she gives great head!
Kiersten : So do I ! Hey I'm the only one you can stick your package in got it!
Kaylee : This is so fucked up!
by SlopNChop April 18, 2017
Get the Packagemug. Kiersten : Hey baby how bout some Sexy Sex tonight for a change!
Chad: Sorry I get enough of that crap with my wife!
Kiersten : Why does she get the sexy treatment and I don't?
Chad : Cause she's my wife it's what married couples do!
Kiersten : But I want Sexy Sex!
Chad : Shut up and spread your legs so I can fuck you and go home already!
Kiersten : Gee I feel like a piece of meat!
Chad : Well at least your Prime Rib!
Kiersten : Oh boy I feel so special!
Chad : Your my little buffet MMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh what A girl will do for A 14 inch cock!
Chad: Sorry I get enough of that crap with my wife!
Kiersten : Why does she get the sexy treatment and I don't?
Chad : Cause she's my wife it's what married couples do!
Kiersten : But I want Sexy Sex!
Chad : Shut up and spread your legs so I can fuck you and go home already!
Kiersten : Gee I feel like a piece of meat!
Chad : Well at least your Prime Rib!
Kiersten : Oh boy I feel so special!
Chad : Your my little buffet MMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh what A girl will do for A 14 inch cock!
by SlopNChop April 21, 2017
Get the Prime Ribmug. by SlopNChop September 24, 2016
Get the P+P=Pmug. Chad : Hey Jim you wanted to see me!
Jim : Uh yeah sorry to tell you this Chad but your Fired!
Chad : WHAT! Fuck dude why would you Fire me?
Jim : Well you can't tell a customer she's a cunt and then tell her to go stick her pussy in her man's raw dick for one!
Chad : GOD DAMN'T Jim I can't be Fired I got kids!
Jim : We all do Chad and im just doing what's best for the company!
Chad : I can't believe you Fired me after all the times I stuck my cock in your mouth and asshole!
Jim : Please don't rub your cock in my face it will just make this harder! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Well you always made me hard come on suck it you know you want to! (wink)
Jim : Well! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! (gag) (gag)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! OH Yeah you always liked a deep throat!
Kiersten : Hey Jim I hoped you Fired Chad WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Jim : I was just say goodbye to Chad! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Ohh! Jim likes my warm jizz on his face!
Kiersten : Well don't mind me! Uhhh!
Jim : I hope we can still be friends Chad I really didn't want to Fire you!
Chad : Sorry dude but I no longer have to kiss you ass anymore LATERS!
Jim : (sniff) (sniff)
Jim : Uh yeah sorry to tell you this Chad but your Fired!
Chad : WHAT! Fuck dude why would you Fire me?
Jim : Well you can't tell a customer she's a cunt and then tell her to go stick her pussy in her man's raw dick for one!
Chad : GOD DAMN'T Jim I can't be Fired I got kids!
Jim : We all do Chad and im just doing what's best for the company!
Chad : I can't believe you Fired me after all the times I stuck my cock in your mouth and asshole!
Jim : Please don't rub your cock in my face it will just make this harder! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Well you always made me hard come on suck it you know you want to! (wink)
Jim : Well! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! (gag) (gag)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! OH Yeah you always liked a deep throat!
Kiersten : Hey Jim I hoped you Fired Chad WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Jim : I was just say goodbye to Chad! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Ohh! Jim likes my warm jizz on his face!
Kiersten : Well don't mind me! Uhhh!
Jim : I hope we can still be friends Chad I really didn't want to Fire you!
Chad : Sorry dude but I no longer have to kiss you ass anymore LATERS!
Jim : (sniff) (sniff)
by SlopNChop January 18, 2019
Get the Firedmug.