Chad : Hey Kiersten you smell so good today maybe we should find a cozy spot rub naked together and share our body fluids with each other what do you say?
Kiersten : Sorry Chad I am Unpervious to your sexual desires!
Chad : Come on baby Chad can make you feel things you have never felt before!
Kiersten : Beat It Perve!
Steve : Hey Chad wanna suck my cock it's full of cum?
Chad : Sorry Steve I am Unpervious to your sexual desires!
Steve : Oh Chad I can make your asshole tingle like it never has before!
Chad : Beat It FAGGOT!
Kiersten : Sorry Chad I am Unpervious to your sexual desires!
Chad : Come on baby Chad can make you feel things you have never felt before!
Kiersten : Beat It Perve!
Steve : Hey Chad wanna suck my cock it's full of cum?
Chad : Sorry Steve I am Unpervious to your sexual desires!
Steve : Oh Chad I can make your asshole tingle like it never has before!
Chad : Beat It FAGGOT!
by SlopNChop August 17, 2017
An excuse for people to skip work and rush to the grocery store to buy unwanted items such as bread milk and eggs
Jamie : Wow did you hear about the Snow Storm this weekend!
Jana : Yeah im heading to the grocery store right after work to get bread milk & eggs!
Chad : Hey Jana guess you heard about the Snow Storm this weekend I think I'll crash at your place I can just lay on top of you and fuck you silly all weekend!
Jana : Sounds great I'll get extra bread milk & eggs!
Chad : And I'll bring extra cum! (wink)
Steve : Hey Chad I can't work this weekend cause of the Snow Storm in fact I need to leave right now so I don't miss out on the bread milk & eggs!
Chad : Now Steve im counting on you to be here cause your my weekend bitch I have no one else to cover you you don't want me to have to work all weekend do you? (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Sorry dude but Snow Storms are scarry!
Chad : FINE YOU FUCKING BABY YOUR FIRED!
Steve : Oh but I turned in some vacation time when I heard about the Snow Storm!
Chad : GOD DAMN'T YOU ASSHOLE!
Jana : Bummer Chad I guess you won't be crashing at my place and fucking me silly this weekend!
Steve : Hey Jana care if I crash at your place this weekend I can lay on top of you all weekend & fuck you silly (wink)
Jana : Sure Steve I was going to get extra bread milk & eggs anyway!
Steve : Sweet i'll bring extra cum! (wink)
Chad : YOU BASTARD THAT WAS MY PLAN!
Steve : Sorry dude but im taking a Snow Storm vacay in Jana's bed!
Chad : YOU BASTARD YOU LAZY FUCKING BASTARD!
Steve : Oh how I love A Snow Storm! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Chad : BEAT IT JACK OFF!
Jana : Yeah im heading to the grocery store right after work to get bread milk & eggs!
Chad : Hey Jana guess you heard about the Snow Storm this weekend I think I'll crash at your place I can just lay on top of you and fuck you silly all weekend!
Jana : Sounds great I'll get extra bread milk & eggs!
Chad : And I'll bring extra cum! (wink)
Steve : Hey Chad I can't work this weekend cause of the Snow Storm in fact I need to leave right now so I don't miss out on the bread milk & eggs!
Chad : Now Steve im counting on you to be here cause your my weekend bitch I have no one else to cover you you don't want me to have to work all weekend do you? (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Sorry dude but Snow Storms are scarry!
Chad : FINE YOU FUCKING BABY YOUR FIRED!
Steve : Oh but I turned in some vacation time when I heard about the Snow Storm!
Chad : GOD DAMN'T YOU ASSHOLE!
Jana : Bummer Chad I guess you won't be crashing at my place and fucking me silly this weekend!
Steve : Hey Jana care if I crash at your place this weekend I can lay on top of you all weekend & fuck you silly (wink)
Jana : Sure Steve I was going to get extra bread milk & eggs anyway!
Steve : Sweet i'll bring extra cum! (wink)
Chad : YOU BASTARD THAT WAS MY PLAN!
Steve : Sorry dude but im taking a Snow Storm vacay in Jana's bed!
Chad : YOU BASTARD YOU LAZY FUCKING BASTARD!
Steve : Oh how I love A Snow Storm! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Chad : BEAT IT JACK OFF!
by SlopNChop January 14, 2019
The private space of a business where the boss of a company can enjoy sexual pleasures during the work day.
Chad : Steve will you come to my Office please!
Steve : Hey bud what's up?
Chad : I would like you to suck my cock and lick my balls then I will give you a cum facial!
Steve : But I'm married and I'm not gay I can't do that!
Chad: I'm your boss and I say you will!
Steve: Ok then!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Now can I go wash my face off and go back to work?
Chad : No you will wear my cum on your face for the rest of the day!
Steve : Dude that's embarrassing I can't do that!
Chad : Do it now you asshole or your fired!
Kiersten : Hey Steve do you know you got cum all over your face LOL!
Chad : Kiersten would you come to my Office please!
Kiersten : Oh boy time for my cum facial!
Steve : Hey bud what's up?
Chad : I would like you to suck my cock and lick my balls then I will give you a cum facial!
Steve : But I'm married and I'm not gay I can't do that!
Chad: I'm your boss and I say you will!
Steve: Ok then!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Now can I go wash my face off and go back to work?
Chad : No you will wear my cum on your face for the rest of the day!
Steve : Dude that's embarrassing I can't do that!
Chad : Do it now you asshole or your fired!
Kiersten : Hey Steve do you know you got cum all over your face LOL!
Chad : Kiersten would you come to my Office please!
Kiersten : Oh boy time for my cum facial!
by SlopNChop February 02, 2017
Kiersten : Hey Chad will you put some lube on my pussy before you fuck me please!
Chad : Sorry I forgot the lube look's like a rough night!
Kiersten : Ok then just use some spit that will soften it up!
Kiersten : I said spit honey not a Loogie!
Chad : Oh wow when I squeeze your pussy lips together the snot runs out the end!
Kiersten : Ew Gross! Just Fuck Me Already!
Chad : Sorry I'm not in the mood besides I don't want to stick my dick in snot!
Kiersten : You Asshole!
Chad : But I will stick it in you ass!
Kiersten : Fine!
Chad : Sorry I forgot the lube look's like a rough night!
Kiersten : Ok then just use some spit that will soften it up!
Kiersten : I said spit honey not a Loogie!
Chad : Oh wow when I squeeze your pussy lips together the snot runs out the end!
Kiersten : Ew Gross! Just Fuck Me Already!
Chad : Sorry I'm not in the mood besides I don't want to stick my dick in snot!
Kiersten : You Asshole!
Chad : But I will stick it in you ass!
Kiersten : Fine!
by SlopNChop March 20, 2017
Chad : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy!
Chad's Wife : Mmm! Oh Chad I love when you stick your big cock in my mouth early in the morning!
Chad : Well why don't you march your cute little ass into the kitchen and make me some breakfast!
Chad's Wife : Oh Chad your so sweet i'll be right back!
Steve : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy!
Chad : Mmm! Oh Steve I love when you stick your big cock in my mouth early in the morning!
Steve : Well why don't I just feed you some breakfast as well!
Chad : Oh Steve your so sweet! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Wife : Hey Chad here's your breakfast! WHAT THE FUCK! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : God Damn't Bitch you spilled food all over the carpet! CLEAN IT UP NOW!!!
Steve : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy! (Wink)
Chad's Wife : Get your god damn cock out of my face you bastard!
Chad : Don't worry Steve i'll suck it some more!
Steve : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy!
Chad's Wife : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Chad's Wife : Mmm! Oh Chad I love when you stick your big cock in my mouth early in the morning!
Chad : Well why don't you march your cute little ass into the kitchen and make me some breakfast!
Chad's Wife : Oh Chad your so sweet i'll be right back!
Steve : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy!
Chad : Mmm! Oh Steve I love when you stick your big cock in my mouth early in the morning!
Steve : Well why don't I just feed you some breakfast as well!
Chad : Oh Steve your so sweet! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Wife : Hey Chad here's your breakfast! WHAT THE FUCK! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : God Damn't Bitch you spilled food all over the carpet! CLEAN IT UP NOW!!!
Steve : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy! (Wink)
Chad's Wife : Get your god damn cock out of my face you bastard!
Chad : Don't worry Steve i'll suck it some more!
Steve : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy!
Chad's Wife : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!
by SlopNChop August 31, 2018
Steve : Hey Kiersten want some of my Combo's there stuffed with cheese?
Kiersten : Fuck No! I don't want any of your Combo's you stupid idiot!
Steve : Gee you don't have to be a little bitch about it!
Kaylee : Yeah Kiersten be nice!
Steve : Hey Kaylee do you want some of my Combo's?
Kaylee : Yeah Sure! Mmmm those are YUMMY!
Steve : Well if you like Combo's you will love sucking on my dick it's full of yummy filling!
Kaylee : Oh My God! You are such a fucking perve get lost you stupid idiot!
Steve : Gee you don't have to be a little bitch about it! By the way you owe me a $1.99 for the Combo's you ate!
Kaylee : Beat It Asshole!
Kiersten : Fuck No! I don't want any of your Combo's you stupid idiot!
Steve : Gee you don't have to be a little bitch about it!
Kaylee : Yeah Kiersten be nice!
Steve : Hey Kaylee do you want some of my Combo's?
Kaylee : Yeah Sure! Mmmm those are YUMMY!
Steve : Well if you like Combo's you will love sucking on my dick it's full of yummy filling!
Kaylee : Oh My God! You are such a fucking perve get lost you stupid idiot!
Steve : Gee you don't have to be a little bitch about it! By the way you owe me a $1.99 for the Combo's you ate!
Kaylee : Beat It Asshole!
by SlopNChop May 03, 2018
Chad : Mmm! Don't you just love how Michelle & Rachel always wear tight tank tops & gym shorts all the time!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Hey Chad (wink)
Rachel : Hey Chad (wink)
Chad : Well looks like Chad's gonna have him a Double Dicker tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Don't cry Mark i'll bring Judy over tonight so you can have a Double Dicker of your own! (wink)
Chad : Yeah Mark you can stick you dick in Steve & his blow up doll! (lol)
Steve : Funny Chad how's come you always like a Double Dicker with me and Judy?
Mark : Oh My God! Chad had a Double Dicker with Steve & his blow up doll!
Michelle : GROSS!
Rachel : Yeah so gross keep your dick away from us CHAD!
Chad : GOD DAMNT STEVE!
Rachel : So Mark how about a Double Dicker at my place tonight?
Michelle : Yeah Baby I missed you dick so much!
Mark : (wink)
Chad : STEVE IM GONNA KILL YOU!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Hey Chad (wink)
Rachel : Hey Chad (wink)
Chad : Well looks like Chad's gonna have him a Double Dicker tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Don't cry Mark i'll bring Judy over tonight so you can have a Double Dicker of your own! (wink)
Chad : Yeah Mark you can stick you dick in Steve & his blow up doll! (lol)
Steve : Funny Chad how's come you always like a Double Dicker with me and Judy?
Mark : Oh My God! Chad had a Double Dicker with Steve & his blow up doll!
Michelle : GROSS!
Rachel : Yeah so gross keep your dick away from us CHAD!
Chad : GOD DAMNT STEVE!
Rachel : So Mark how about a Double Dicker at my place tonight?
Michelle : Yeah Baby I missed you dick so much!
Mark : (wink)
Chad : STEVE IM GONNA KILL YOU!
by SlopNChop November 27, 2018