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Kaylee : Wow Kiersten you were really Drunk last night im surprised you made it to work today!
Kiersten : Yeah I still feel like shit thank god Jake took me home he's so sweet he made love to me while I was puking on him.
Jake : Hey guy's!
Kiersten : Thanks for taking me home last night your dick inside me made me feel much better sorry about the puke!
Jake : I didn't take you home last night you were being an ass so I left without you!
Kiersten : Well Who The Hell Took My Drunk Ass Home And Stuck There Cock In My Pussy Then?
Steve : Hey Kiersten last night was amazing I never came like that before! (Wink)
Kaylee : Oh My God Kiersten Fucked Steve Last Night!!!
Kiersten : NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jake : Well I hope that's the last time you decide to get Drunk Kiersten!
Kiersten : FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Steve : Well I love when she get's Drunk she calls me daddy!
Kaylee : Oh My God Kiersten Fucked Steve!
Kiersten : SHUT THE FUCK UP KAYLEE!
Jake : Hey don't get mad at us your the one who was Drunk!
Chad : Hey Kiersten wanna get Drunk with me tonight? (Wink)
Kiersten : GOD DAMNT I HATE ALCOHOL!
Kiersten : Yeah I still feel like shit thank god Jake took me home he's so sweet he made love to me while I was puking on him.
Jake : Hey guy's!
Kiersten : Thanks for taking me home last night your dick inside me made me feel much better sorry about the puke!
Jake : I didn't take you home last night you were being an ass so I left without you!
Kiersten : Well Who The Hell Took My Drunk Ass Home And Stuck There Cock In My Pussy Then?
Steve : Hey Kiersten last night was amazing I never came like that before! (Wink)
Kaylee : Oh My God Kiersten Fucked Steve Last Night!!!
Kiersten : NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jake : Well I hope that's the last time you decide to get Drunk Kiersten!
Kiersten : FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Steve : Well I love when she get's Drunk she calls me daddy!
Kaylee : Oh My God Kiersten Fucked Steve!
Kiersten : SHUT THE FUCK UP KAYLEE!
Jake : Hey don't get mad at us your the one who was Drunk!
Chad : Hey Kiersten wanna get Drunk with me tonight? (Wink)
Kiersten : GOD DAMNT I HATE ALCOHOL!
by SlopNChop August 27, 2018
Get the Drunkmug. Kaylee: Did you enjoy last night with Chad?
Kiersten : Oh yes but we should have skipped taco bell cause there was some Heat In The Sheets boy did it smell bad!
Kaylee : Well sex is usually uncomfortable anyway so what's a little smell gonna hurt!
Kiersten : It wasn't the smell that bothered me it was when he put me in a 69 and my face was near his ass!
Kaylee : O you poor thing next time get some old spice and spray his ass before you fuck!
Kiersten : Wow good plan!
Kiersten : Oh yes but we should have skipped taco bell cause there was some Heat In The Sheets boy did it smell bad!
Kaylee : Well sex is usually uncomfortable anyway so what's a little smell gonna hurt!
Kiersten : It wasn't the smell that bothered me it was when he put me in a 69 and my face was near his ass!
Kaylee : O you poor thing next time get some old spice and spray his ass before you fuck!
Kiersten : Wow good plan!
by SlopNChop March 12, 2017
Get the Heat In The Sheetsmug. Mark : Thanks Chad for giving me a job not really where I wanted to work but them ovulating bitches really screwed me good I lost three Planet Fitness gym's and my wife!
Chad : Yeah sorry to here about your divorce so how is Michelle doing? Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to my ex wife?
Chad : Uh Yeah SHE'S HOT! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : KNOCK IT OFF PERVE!
Chad : Oh look there's Kiersten & Jenna they recently bought this place I guess there Planet Fitness gym's are really doing good! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to them ovulating bitches?
Chad : Uh Yeah THEY ARE HOT!
Kiersten : Hey Chad me and Jenna just stopped by to see how the place is running we are going to lunch Jenna is ovulating and has always wanted her own Red Lobster Toodles!
Jenna : See Ya Later BOYS!
Mark : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : Dude are you Jacking Off?
Mark : Uh Yeah they are wearing sports bras and tight gym shorts!
Chad : Yeah and Jenna is ovulating! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey guy's mind if I Jack Off With you?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out!
Steve : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! (splat) (splat) (splat)
Mark : What The Fuck Is Your Problem GOD DAMNT IM COVERED IN CUM!
Steve : It's called Jacking Off you silly boo! (wink)
Chad : Yeah sorry to here about your divorce so how is Michelle doing? Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to my ex wife?
Chad : Uh Yeah SHE'S HOT! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : KNOCK IT OFF PERVE!
Chad : Oh look there's Kiersten & Jenna they recently bought this place I guess there Planet Fitness gym's are really doing good! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to them ovulating bitches?
Chad : Uh Yeah THEY ARE HOT!
Kiersten : Hey Chad me and Jenna just stopped by to see how the place is running we are going to lunch Jenna is ovulating and has always wanted her own Red Lobster Toodles!
Jenna : See Ya Later BOYS!
Mark : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : Dude are you Jacking Off?
Mark : Uh Yeah they are wearing sports bras and tight gym shorts!
Chad : Yeah and Jenna is ovulating! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey guy's mind if I Jack Off With you?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out!
Steve : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! (splat) (splat) (splat)
Mark : What The Fuck Is Your Problem GOD DAMNT IM COVERED IN CUM!
Steve : It's called Jacking Off you silly boo! (wink)
by SlopNChop November 1, 2018
Get the Jacking Offmug. Kiersten : Jake likes to caress my hair when I'm giving him a Blowjob!
Kaylee : So
Kiersten : So a man likes to feel relaxed when his dick is sucked on! DUH!
Steve : Yeah I like to fondle Chad's balls when I'm giving him a Blowjob!
Kiersten : So does that make him feel relaxed?
Steve : No not really but it makes him cum a lot and I really like cum!
Kiersten : You are so selfish!
Kaylee : And disgusting! You are so disgusting!
Steve : Oh Kaylee your just jealous cause you don't have a man to give Blowjob's too like me and Kiersten do!
Kaylee : Oh Go Suck Yourself!
Kaylee : So
Kiersten : So a man likes to feel relaxed when his dick is sucked on! DUH!
Steve : Yeah I like to fondle Chad's balls when I'm giving him a Blowjob!
Kiersten : So does that make him feel relaxed?
Steve : No not really but it makes him cum a lot and I really like cum!
Kiersten : You are so selfish!
Kaylee : And disgusting! You are so disgusting!
Steve : Oh Kaylee your just jealous cause you don't have a man to give Blowjob's too like me and Kiersten do!
Kaylee : Oh Go Suck Yourself!
by SlopNChop May 7, 2018
Get the Blowjobmug. A plastic air filled doll for someone to have sexual intercourse/anal sex with or receive a blowjob from.
Chad : Oh Kiersten you don't know how much I would love to smell your hair, caress your breast's, stick your mouth around my dick and pound your pussy once again!
Kiersten : Why don't you just get a Blow Up Doll and leave me alone!
Chad : I would but the wifey don't want the extra company in our bed!
Kiersten : You are fucked in the head get some help!
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Blow Up Doll her name is Judy!
Chad : And you think I'm fucked in the head?
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry you and Steve are fucked in the head!
Kiersten : Why don't you just get a Blow Up Doll and leave me alone!
Chad : I would but the wifey don't want the extra company in our bed!
Kiersten : You are fucked in the head get some help!
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Blow Up Doll her name is Judy!
Chad : And you think I'm fucked in the head?
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry you and Steve are fucked in the head!
by SlopNChop August 15, 2017
Get the Blow Up Dollmug. Chad : Hey honey could you bring me a clean pair of underwear to work right away!
Chad's Wife : Oh No What's Wrong!
Chad : Nothings wrong Kiersten was sitting on my lap during lunch break and well you know how good she smells and how tone her little body is anyway she started kissing my neck and I Creamed in my underwear and now I'm feeling uncomfortable cause my underwear is sticking to my balls!
Chad's Wife: Fuck you asshole you deserve it!
Chad: Fine ill just go to Dollar General and buy a jumbo pack incase it happens again!
Chad's Wife : Oh No What's Wrong!
Chad : Nothings wrong Kiersten was sitting on my lap during lunch break and well you know how good she smells and how tone her little body is anyway she started kissing my neck and I Creamed in my underwear and now I'm feeling uncomfortable cause my underwear is sticking to my balls!
Chad's Wife: Fuck you asshole you deserve it!
Chad: Fine ill just go to Dollar General and buy a jumbo pack incase it happens again!
by SlopNChop April 13, 2017
Get the Creamedmug. Chad's Mom : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Wow It's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Hey Steve im gonna room with you for a while the wifey threw me out OH MY GOD!
Steve : Hey Chad I was just Bumping Uglies with you mom! (wink)
Chad's Mom : GET THE FUCK OUT CHAD! Oh my god it's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Oh Chad's Mom!
Chad : Oh Chad is gonna be sick!
Chad's Dad : Hey Chad I need to talk to your mom have you seen her?
Chad : Yeah she's over at Steve's apartment Bumping Uglies with him!
Chad's Dad : GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Hey Steve im gonna room with you for a while the wifey threw me out OH MY GOD!
Steve : Hey Chad I was just Bumping Uglies with you mom! (wink)
Chad's Mom : GET THE FUCK OUT CHAD! Oh my god it's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Oh Chad's Mom!
Chad : Oh Chad is gonna be sick!
Chad's Dad : Hey Chad I need to talk to your mom have you seen her?
Chad : Yeah she's over at Steve's apartment Bumping Uglies with him!
Chad's Dad : GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!
by SlopNChop December 3, 2018
Get the Bumping Ugliesmug.