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Planet Fitness
A popular gym franchise where people can workout 24 hours a day seven days a week and also get a free slice of pizza
Chad : Hey Kiersten I got some bad news your going to be our new weekend bitch for A while!
Kiersten : God Damn't Chad what the fuck's wrong with Steve?
Chad : Well he was arrested last night for running around naked and jacking off at Planet Fitness?
Kiersten : Who cares he does that here all the time!
Chad : I do realize that but at Planet Fitness they do not allow that kind of behavior!
Kiersten : Well Fuck I thought they were a judgement free zone!
Chad : I thought so too but I guess when you squirt cum all over there pizza you have drawn the line!
Kiersten : So Steve's in jail and I have to suffer as your weekend bitch!
Chad : Yes but don't expect any free pizza!
Kiersten : Fuck you CHAD I quit! Think i'll apply for a job at Planet Fitness!
Chad : God Damn't I hate that place!
Kiersten : God Damn't Chad what the fuck's wrong with Steve?
Chad : Well he was arrested last night for running around naked and jacking off at Planet Fitness?
Kiersten : Who cares he does that here all the time!
Chad : I do realize that but at Planet Fitness they do not allow that kind of behavior!
Kiersten : Well Fuck I thought they were a judgement free zone!
Chad : I thought so too but I guess when you squirt cum all over there pizza you have drawn the line!
Kiersten : So Steve's in jail and I have to suffer as your weekend bitch!
Chad : Yes but don't expect any free pizza!
Kiersten : Fuck you CHAD I quit! Think i'll apply for a job at Planet Fitness!
Chad : God Damn't I hate that place!
Planet Fitness by SlopNChop July 27, 2018
Lawyered Up
Chad : Hey Steve you need to stop sexually harassing my female employees they are all Lawyered Up and our company cannot afford this!
Steve : What's the big deal you do it all the time Gee!
Chad : Well you see im good looking so it don't bother them!
Kiersten : Yeah Right! Your just as big of a creap as Steve!
Brianne : Yeah Chad you better watch it cause were all Lawyered Up!
Steve : Well Chad I guess were not as special as we thought we were are we now?
Chad : Shut The Fuck Up before I sock your ugly face into the next decade STEVE!
Steve : Go ahead Chad cause im all Lawyered Up!
Chad : Fuck You All!!!! God Damn Lawyers!
Steve : What's the big deal you do it all the time Gee!
Chad : Well you see im good looking so it don't bother them!
Kiersten : Yeah Right! Your just as big of a creap as Steve!
Brianne : Yeah Chad you better watch it cause were all Lawyered Up!
Steve : Well Chad I guess were not as special as we thought we were are we now?
Chad : Shut The Fuck Up before I sock your ugly face into the next decade STEVE!
Steve : Go ahead Chad cause im all Lawyered Up!
Chad : Fuck You All!!!! God Damn Lawyers!
Lawyered Up by SlopNChop July 26, 2018
Missionary Position
Kiersten : Last night Jake was tired so we just did the Missionary Position all night!
Kaylee : So who cares!
Kiersten : Yeah well my baby works hard all day sometimes he needs a break!
Kaylee : Then why don't you two just sleep?
Kiersten : Yeah right like Jake can just sleep next to my hot little body!
Steve : Yeah sometimes when Chad is in the Missionary Position with his wife I like to hide in the closet and jack off!
Kiersten : You Dumbass That's Gross!
Kaylee : Yeah what the Fuck are you doing in his house anyway?
Steve : Oh I meet Chad there when he get's home from work so I can suck his cock to you know warm him up!
Chad : Hey Guy's What's Going On?
Kiersten : Not much Steve say's he like's to watch you and your wife in the Missionary Position!
Kaylee : And jack's off too!
Chad : God Damn't Steve your supposed to go home after you suck my cock quit hiding in closet's umkay!
Steve : Ok im sorry I wont do it again!
Chad : Now go home your not supposed to be here anyway it's not the weekend!
Steve : Yeah then I can put my blowup doll in the Missionary Position!
Kiersten : Oh God just go home already!
Kaylee : So who cares!
Kiersten : Yeah well my baby works hard all day sometimes he needs a break!
Kaylee : Then why don't you two just sleep?
Kiersten : Yeah right like Jake can just sleep next to my hot little body!
Steve : Yeah sometimes when Chad is in the Missionary Position with his wife I like to hide in the closet and jack off!
Kiersten : You Dumbass That's Gross!
Kaylee : Yeah what the Fuck are you doing in his house anyway?
Steve : Oh I meet Chad there when he get's home from work so I can suck his cock to you know warm him up!
Chad : Hey Guy's What's Going On?
Kiersten : Not much Steve say's he like's to watch you and your wife in the Missionary Position!
Kaylee : And jack's off too!
Chad : God Damn't Steve your supposed to go home after you suck my cock quit hiding in closet's umkay!
Steve : Ok im sorry I wont do it again!
Chad : Now go home your not supposed to be here anyway it's not the weekend!
Steve : Yeah then I can put my blowup doll in the Missionary Position!
Kiersten : Oh God just go home already!
Missionary Position by SlopNChop July 25, 2018
Blow Your Load
Jake : Don't you just love Kiersten's suction cup lips!
Chad : Not Really!
Jake I do especially whey she suck's my cock make's me Blow My Load everytime!
Chad : Who Cares!
Steve : Hey Chad! (wink)
Chad : Hey Steve! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Did you just Blow Your Load?
Chad : Fuck No! Excuse me I need to use the bathroom!
Kiersten : Hey why is there cum running out of Chad's pant's?
Jake : Oh Steve made him Blow His Load!
Kiersten : Oh gross! So do you wanna hide in the closet so you can Blow Your Load in my mouth?
Jake : Oh Baby!
Chad : Not Really!
Jake I do especially whey she suck's my cock make's me Blow My Load everytime!
Chad : Who Cares!
Steve : Hey Chad! (wink)
Chad : Hey Steve! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Did you just Blow Your Load?
Chad : Fuck No! Excuse me I need to use the bathroom!
Kiersten : Hey why is there cum running out of Chad's pant's?
Jake : Oh Steve made him Blow His Load!
Kiersten : Oh gross! So do you wanna hide in the closet so you can Blow Your Load in my mouth?
Jake : Oh Baby!
Blow Your Load by SlopNChop July 22, 2018
Motherfucker's
Steve : Graduation tomorrow night Motherfucker's!
Kiersten : Gee Steve I didn't know you cared!
Steve : I don't I just told Chad that so I can have the night off!
Kaylee : Why the hell would you do that?
Steve : So I can make love to my Judy!
Kiersten : You lied to your boss so you can fuck a blowup doll!
Chad : Hey Steve it's not nice to lie so you will be working tomorrow night or your FIRED!
Steve : Ok sorry Chad i'll work!
Kiersten : Look's like Steve's working tomorrow night Motherfucker's!
Kiersten : Gee Steve I didn't know you cared!
Steve : I don't I just told Chad that so I can have the night off!
Kaylee : Why the hell would you do that?
Steve : So I can make love to my Judy!
Kiersten : You lied to your boss so you can fuck a blowup doll!
Chad : Hey Steve it's not nice to lie so you will be working tomorrow night or your FIRED!
Steve : Ok sorry Chad i'll work!
Kiersten : Look's like Steve's working tomorrow night Motherfucker's!
Motherfucker's by SlopNChop July 20, 2018
Cumling's
Kaylee : Hey Kiersten why are there Cumling's on you face?
Kiersten : Well you see I gave Jake a blowjob at lunch and didn't wipe my face off DUH!
Steve : Hey guy's check out the Cumling's on my face I was sucking Chad's dick at lunch!
Kaylee : How cute Steve & Kiersten are twins!
Steve : Yeah Kiersten! (Wink)
Kiersten : Go wipe off your face jackass!
Kiersten : Well you see I gave Jake a blowjob at lunch and didn't wipe my face off DUH!
Steve : Hey guy's check out the Cumling's on my face I was sucking Chad's dick at lunch!
Kaylee : How cute Steve & Kiersten are twins!
Steve : Yeah Kiersten! (Wink)
Kiersten : Go wipe off your face jackass!
Cum Daddy
Brianne : Hey Chad thanks for hiring me I really needed a job SOO!!! are you gonna be my Cum Daddy?
Chad : O Wow your so cute Im gonna fill your little pussy and ass up with cum then Im gonna cumdition the rest of your hot little body MMMMM!
Steve : Just save some of that for me Cum Daddy! (wink)
Brianne : O My God! Are you guy's gay?
Steve : Hell no were just bicurious just don't tell his wife!
Chad : SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE!!!
Brianne : You are such a creaphole I can't believe I was going to let you fuck my hot little body when you have a wife at home! and you stick your dick in that thing as well! Uhhhh I QUIT!!!!!
Steve : Well since she's gone now maybe you can fuck my hot big body Cum Daddy! (wink)
Chad : Oh Go Fuck Yourself!
Steve : Oh Chad your so cute when your mad!
Chad : O Wow your so cute Im gonna fill your little pussy and ass up with cum then Im gonna cumdition the rest of your hot little body MMMMM!
Steve : Just save some of that for me Cum Daddy! (wink)
Brianne : O My God! Are you guy's gay?
Steve : Hell no were just bicurious just don't tell his wife!
Chad : SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE!!!
Brianne : You are such a creaphole I can't believe I was going to let you fuck my hot little body when you have a wife at home! and you stick your dick in that thing as well! Uhhhh I QUIT!!!!!
Steve : Well since she's gone now maybe you can fuck my hot big body Cum Daddy! (wink)
Chad : Oh Go Fuck Yourself!
Steve : Oh Chad your so cute when your mad!