Slippin' pee hands's definitions

Fucks lien

When you have so few fucks to give that you end up in fucks arrears and a lien is placed on you to obtain the next available fuck.

Adam: Hey you wanna go to the Imagine Dragons concert?
Nate: I’m going to end up with a fucks lien based on how much I care about that?

by Slippin' pee hands May 17, 2021

3/5 Compromise

The act of inserting the penis 3/5 of the way into an anus so as not to make your partner feel like they have given into anal.

Debbie didn’t want to do anal until I suggested the 3/5 Compromise. She’s definitely not a dirty, dirty whore.

by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019

Vwerk

A front bump twerk. When a woman frantically shakes her vagina up and down.

Shakira vwerked here way up and down that half-time stage!

by Slippin' pee hands February 2, 2020

fajshita

The type of dump you take after a large Mexican meal.

After cinco de mayo Aaron took the biggest fajshita of his life

by Slippin' pee hands March 26, 2017

Buffahole

The anatomical aftermath of eating buffalo wings or spicy food.

The next day after Timmy ate an entire plate of wings he could barely sit due to his acute onset of buffahole.

by Slippin' pee hands February 28, 2014

Finding Nemo

Prior to anal sex a clownfish is inserted into the girls rectum. You then proceed to give her the anal pounding her father never would. After you are finished insert your hand into her anus until you have located the fish. Successful completion of the move requires you to remove your hand while grasping the fish in a closed fist. Also known as the salty cookie jar.

Andrea didn’t care for the anal but came buckets when I was finding Nemo.

by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019

Neapolitan Pretzel

After ejaculating in a woman’s anus you then proceed to shove a pretzel rod as deep as you can while maintaining a firm grip. Using a corkscrew motion you proceed to turn the rod and shove it in and out while not breaking the pretzel, all while she is thrashing. Quickly removing the pretzel yields a chocolate, vanilla and strawberry rainbow of feces, semen and blood. The pretzel may be shared by both as you cuddle.

I knew Kristen was a freak, but had no idea until she suggested we share a Neapolitan pretzel.

by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019