Slippin' pee hands's definitions

Gape

See: gas prices

After going to the pump Carlos understood what 3 hours of anal gape must feel like

by Slippin' pee hands March 11, 2022

fajshita

The type of dump you take after a large Mexican meal.

After cinco de mayo Aaron took the biggest fajshita of his life

by Slippin' pee hands March 26, 2017

3/5 Compromise

The act of inserting the penis 3/5 of the way into an anus so as not to make your partner feel like they have given into anal.

Debbie didn’t want to do anal until I suggested the 3/5 Compromise. She’s definitely not a dirty, dirty whore.

by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019

Neapolitan Pretzel

After ejaculating in a woman’s anus you then proceed to shove a pretzel rod as deep as you can while maintaining a firm grip. Using a corkscrew motion you proceed to turn the rod and shove it in and out while not breaking the pretzel, all while she is thrashing. Quickly removing the pretzel yields a chocolate, vanilla and strawberry rainbow of feces, semen and blood. The pretzel may be shared by both as you cuddle.

I knew Kristen was a freak, but had no idea until she suggested we share a Neapolitan pretzel.

by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019

Mijority

When everyone does what 5 people want to do.

Adam: Hey, did you hear? You can now identify as a wood elf on your birth certificate?
Frank: I guess the mijority rules.

by Slippin' pee hands February 21, 2020

Finding Nemo

Prior to anal sex a clownfish is inserted into the girls rectum. You then proceed to give her the anal pounding her father never would. After you are finished insert your hand into her anus until you have located the fish. Successful completion of the move requires you to remove your hand while grasping the fish in a closed fist. Also known as the salty cookie jar.

Andrea didn’t care for the anal but came buckets when I was finding Nemo.

by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019

Frienedict Arnold

A friend who you welcome and accept but will ultimately betray you.

Alex: Hey thanks for letting me stay at your place!
Nate: No problem
Alex: I used your loofa to wash my balls
Nate: You're a real Frienedict Arnold

by Slippin' pee hands April 20, 2018