16 definitions by Slippin' pee hands
Prior to anal sex a clownfish is inserted into the girls rectum. You then proceed to give her the anal pounding her father never would. After you are finished insert your hand into her anus until you have located the fish. Successful completion of the move requires you to remove your hand while grasping the fish in a closed fist. Also known as the salty cookie jar.
by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019
After ejaculating in a woman’s anus you then proceed to shove a pretzel rod as deep as you can while maintaining a firm grip. Using a corkscrew motion you proceed to turn the rod and shove it in and out while not breaking the pretzel, all while she is thrashing. Quickly removing the pretzel yields a chocolate, vanilla and strawberry rainbow of feces, semen and blood. The pretzel may be shared by both as you cuddle.
by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019
The next day after Timmy ate an entire plate of wings he could barely sit due to his acute onset of buffahole.
by Slippin' pee hands February 22, 2014
Adam: Hey, did you hear? You can now identify as a wood elf on your birth certificate?
Frank: I guess the mijority rules.
Frank: I guess the mijority rules.
by Slippin' pee hands February 21, 2020
The act of inserting the penis 3/5 of the way into an anus so as not to make your partner feel like they have given into anal.
Debbie didn’t want to do anal until I suggested the 3/5 Compromise. She’s definitely not a dirty, dirty whore.
by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019
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by Slippin' pee hands March 18, 2020