Slippin' pee hands's definitions

Gape

See: gas prices

After going to the pump Carlos understood what 3 hours of anal gape must feel like

by Slippin' pee hands March 11, 2022

Smash Mix

A play mix designed to play while you make the beasts with two backs.

Felix knew he was about score so he slipped on his smash mix

by Slippin' pee hands October 2, 2020

Corona and chill

When you are in quarantine for 14 days and are so bored you end up just playing with yourself

Mike: 15 minutes into corona and chill and I scored!

by Slippin' pee hands March 18, 2020

Miracle Grip

When giving a hand-job using Mayo or Miracle Whip as a lubricant due to a shortage in lotion.

I was going to break up with her, but she’s got that miracle grip. You can’t find that every day.

by Slippin' pee hands December 27, 2021

Buffahole

The anatomical aftermath of eating buffalo wings or spicy food.

The next day after Timmy ate an entire plate of wings he could barely sit due to his acute onset of buffahole.

by Slippin' pee hands February 28, 2014

Prostitute

Your mom.

Prostitute; see above.

by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019

3/5 Compromise

The act of inserting the penis 3/5 of the way into an anus so as not to make your partner feel like they have given into anal.

Debbie didn’t want to do anal until I suggested the 3/5 Compromise. She’s definitely not a dirty, dirty whore.

by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019