Slippin' pee hands's definitions

Fucks lien

When you have so few fucks to give that you end up in fucks arrears and a lien is placed on you to obtain the next available fuck.

Adam: Hey you wanna go to the Imagine Dragons concert?
Nate: I’m going to end up with a fucks lien based on how much I care about that?

by Slippin' pee hands May 17, 2021

Vwerk

A front bump twerk. When a woman frantically shakes her vagina up and down.

Shakira vwerked here way up and down that half-time stage!

by Slippin' pee hands February 2, 2020

Frienedict Arnold

A friend who you welcome and accept but will ultimately betray you.

Alex: Hey thanks for letting me stay at your place!
Nate: No problem
Alex: I used your loofa to wash my balls
Nate: You're a real Frienedict Arnold

by Slippin' pee hands April 20, 2018

Neapolitan Pretzel

After ejaculating in a woman’s anus you then proceed to shove a pretzel rod as deep as you can while maintaining a firm grip. Using a corkscrew motion you proceed to turn the rod and shove it in and out while not breaking the pretzel, all while she is thrashing. Quickly removing the pretzel yields a chocolate, vanilla and strawberry rainbow of feces, semen and blood. The pretzel may be shared by both as you cuddle.

I knew Kristen was a freak, but had no idea until she suggested we share a Neapolitan pretzel.

by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019

Mijority

When everyone does what 5 people want to do.

Adam: Hey, did you hear? You can now identify as a wood elf on your birth certificate?
Frank: I guess the mijority rules.

by Slippin' pee hands February 21, 2020

Gape

See: gas prices

After going to the pump Carlos understood what 3 hours of anal gape must feel like

by Slippin' pee hands March 11, 2022

Miracle Grip

When giving a hand-job using Mayo or Miracle Whip as a lubricant due to a shortage in lotion.

I was going to break up with her, but she’s got that miracle grip. You can’t find that every day.

by Slippin' pee hands December 27, 2021