by Slippin' pee hands March 11, 2022

When a Caucasian loses a lot of weight and has lasting stretch marks. The resulting white scars on white skin create a white zebra
Did you see Sean? Ever since he’s been on meth he’s lost a ton of weight and looks like a white zebra
by Slippin' pee hands March 09, 2020

Alex: Hey thanks for letting me stay at your place!
Nate: No problem
Alex: I used your loofa to wash my balls
Nate: You're a real Frienedict Arnold
Nate: No problem
Alex: I used your loofa to wash my balls
Nate: You're a real Frienedict Arnold
by Slippin' pee hands April 20, 2018

Adam: Hey, did you hear? You can now identify as a wood elf on your birth certificate?
Frank: I guess the mijority rules.
Frank: I guess the mijority rules.
by Slippin' pee hands February 21, 2020

After ejaculating in a woman’s anus you then proceed to shove a pretzel rod as deep as you can while maintaining a firm grip. Using a corkscrew motion you proceed to turn the rod and shove it in and out while not breaking the pretzel, all while she is thrashing. Quickly removing the pretzel yields a chocolate, vanilla and strawberry rainbow of feces, semen and blood. The pretzel may be shared by both as you cuddle.
by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019

When you have so few fucks to give that you end up in fucks arrears and a lien is placed on you to obtain the next available fuck.
Adam: Hey you wanna go to the Imagine Dragons concert?
Nate: I’m going to end up with a fucks lien based on how much I care about that?
Nate: I’m going to end up with a fucks lien based on how much I care about that?
by Slippin' pee hands May 17, 2021

by Slippin' pee hands February 02, 2020
