Slippin' Pee Hands's definitions

fajshita

The type of dump you take after a large Mexican meal.

After cinco de mayo Aaron took the biggest fajshita of his life

by Slippin' pee hands March 26, 2017

fersheezy

For sure.

You got that cash? Fersheezy my neezy.

by Slippin' Pee Hands August 22, 2003

Fucks lien

When you have so few fucks to give that you end up in fucks arrears and a lien is placed on you to obtain the next available fuck.

Adam: Hey you wanna go to the Imagine Dragons concert?
Nate: I’m going to end up with a fucks lien based on how much I care about that?

by Slippin' pee hands May 17, 2021

Prostitute

Your mom.

Prostitute; see above.

by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019

3/5 Compromise

The act of inserting the penis 3/5 of the way into an anus so as not to make your partner feel like they have given into anal.

Debbie didn’t want to do anal until I suggested the 3/5 Compromise. She’s definitely not a dirty, dirty whore.

by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019

White Zebra

When a Caucasian loses a lot of weight and has lasting stretch marks. The resulting white scars on white skin create a white zebra

Did you see Sean? Ever since he’s been on meth he’s lost a ton of weight and looks like a white zebra

by Slippin' pee hands March 9, 2020

Gape

See: gas prices

After going to the pump Carlos understood what 3 hours of anal gape must feel like

by Slippin' pee hands March 11, 2022