Slappy's definitions

hellfish

All knowing, all powerful, kind to his friends, but a terror to those who dare cross him

Hell hath no fury like Hellfish

by slappy September 2, 2003

Tiajuna bottlerocket

an illegal, usually large, firework perchaced from across the border in the "Land of the Free" Mexico

They brought back some Tiajuna bottlerockets from there trip for the 4th of July.

by slappy March 4, 2005

shitbox

Any apartment in Manhattan less than 400 sqft, for which you are paying more than $1250.

I make 80 grand, but all I can afford is this shitbox near the entrance to the Jersey turnpike.

by Slappy April 7, 2005

nuvo

noun: one who embodies the characteristics of a douche bag.
Etymology- comes from a bastardization of the nuva birth control ring

Dude! Stop hatin' on my game. You're such a nuvo.

by Slappy October 29, 2004

Bubba

An invisible demon of the underworld that has sythes instead of hands. Is said to be the son Hades and the brother of the Grim Reaper. He walks around Killing anything and everything.

1.I was walki- OW! BUBBA!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!! AHHHHHH!!! (death)
2. And then Bubba smote Chronos, and everything was in danger of destruction.

by Slappy October 3, 2003

hudge

1. noun - turd. number 2. poop. Mr. Hanky. Specifically, a turd that, no matter how hard you try at completion of deployment, you cannot wipe away it's memory. (anonym would be a one-wiper).
2. verb - the act of performing number 2. Taking a dump. Pinching a loaf.

1. I've gone through 2 rolls of toilet paper as a result of birthing this hudge.
2. After drinking myself silly and gorging on Mexican food last night, I must hudge like a bandit this morning!

by Slappy September 29, 2003

hudger

Location in which one takes (or leaves) a hudge (see 'hudge).

I just cleared everyone out of the hudger, dude!

by Slappy September 29, 2003