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Definitions by Slangapore

Red Line Roulette

Boarding a crowded North-South Line train and gambling on whether you'll get a seat.
Today I lost Red Line Roulette again.
A commuter who stands perfectly still, follows the same routine every day, and somehow always appears at the same carriage.
I've seen the same MRT NPC every morning for two years.
MRT NPC by Slangapore June 3, 2026

Jurong Expansion Pack

When your journey becomes much longer than expected because you boarded the wrong train.
Missed my stop and unlocked the Jurong Expansion Pack.

One More Train Syndrome

The belief that the next train will be less crowded. It never is.
I waited for three trains because of One More Train Syndrome.

Circle Line Speedrun

Missing your stop because every station somehow looks the same when you're using your phone.
Was scrolling Instagram and accidentally completed a Circle Line Speedrun.

Transfer Tax

The physical suffering paid every time you change MRT lines.
Dhoby Ghaut charged me a transfer tax of 4 escalators and 2 kilometres.
Transfer Tax by Slangapore June 3, 2026

Door Olympics

The competitive sport of squeezing into an already packed MRT before the doors close.
Morning rush hour became Door Olympics again.
Door Olympics by Slangapore June 3, 2026