Definitions by Skyrim550

ClImAtE ChAnGe 

Its gotten so hotter outdoors, don't you think? I think the Earth may be actually burning up. I'm convinced (hoping) that all of humanity dies next year because I'm a miserable leftist who hates life (especially children).

Hey dipshits, climate changes EVERY YEAR! Autumn, Winter, Spring and Summer are actual seasons. Oh, is this your first time learning about seasons, libtard? You deserve a cookie. Thanks for your effort, you get an 100% on your test!

Person 1: Its 100° out today.

Person 2: Climate change.

Person 1: Our climate changes every year.

ClImAtE ChAnGe by Skyrim550 August 4, 2022

Nasty Pelosi 

A heretic who was excommunicated by Archbishop Cordelione for supporting murder of children (a.k.a abortion). Yet, her disgusting mouth still recieved Our Lord and Saviour.

Nasty Pelosi was nasty for recieving Our Lord, however, He can clean her out.

Nasty Pelosi by Skyrim550 August 4, 2022

He disrespected me 

Something Psycho Dad from McJuggernuggets says everytime he breaks his stuff.

Psycho Dad: *Breaks Ps5*

McJuggernuggets: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mom: Jeff, why did you break that???

Psycho Dad: He disrespected me.

He disrespected me by Skyrim550 June 27, 2022

Schmuck Schumer 

What senator Chuck Schumer is.

Chuck Schumer thinks the government should pass out stimulus checks to immigrants during inflation. More like Schmuck Schumer.

Schmuck Schumer by Skyrim550 June 9, 2022

1÷0=0 

1÷0=0. Thats it. What is 1×0? 0 right? 1+0=1. 1-0=1 as well.

Adding and Subtracting: both equal 1

Mutplication: equals 0

So why the fuck is 1÷0 undefined🤣

Me: 1÷0=0

Rick: No

Me: 1÷0=0

1÷0=0 by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022

Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money 

Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.

Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022

TRANSGENDERISM DOESN'T WORK 

Little Timothy isn't going to become little Tina. If you are born as a male (penis and balls) you are a man. If you are born as a female (vagina), you are a woman.

Some Karen: I'm going to take my son to become a woman.

Me: TRANSGENDERISM DOESN'T WORK KAREN

TRANSGENDERISM DOESN'T WORK by Skyrim550 April 22, 2022