skulker's definitions

The 5am Dilemma

When you’re drunk in the shower, it’s too late, and you don’t know which shampoo to use.

I had the 5am dilemma last night.

by Skulker September 6, 2020

Jiggering

verb - To fiddle with something on Kelros LBS in a way that wasn't intended but achieves the required end result

See bodge

I'm sure by jiggering about with it we can do something

by skulker August 20, 2008

aerospherophobia

A fear of flying objects, but only when spherical.

Tim: Hey did you know Jimmy has aerospherophobia?
Megan: No? What's that?
Tim: It's when you're scared of flying spherical objects. That's why he can't play sports.
Megan: Ohhhhh. I see.

by Skulker November 17, 2017

Tea-Bag Together

When one person sucks the other’s balls while they suck on two actual tea-bags.

John: You know Marta? We tea-bagged together.
Tyler: You what?
John: Y’know, when you get your balls sucked while sucking on some tea-bags; that’s when you tea-bag together.

by Skulker May 24, 2018

6th Hour Lull

When you've been Zooming with your friends for 6 hours and finally run out of things to talk about.

We hit that 6th hour lull and didn't know how to recover.

by Skulker December 27, 2020

PanDab

A dab done by a panda, or someone in a panda suit.

Mike: Hey Dave did you see Jake doing some PanDabs earlier today?
Dave: Yeah dude, his panda suit was on point.
Mike: Yeah but the dabs could use some work.

by Skulker October 26, 2016