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That one knob of a friend that everyone has that comes in and ruins any situations.
This party was so great, til that drunk asshole made it all about him. Really Fisked the whole thing.
Fisked by Stevo20173017 February 11, 2017
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Similar to “FIXED”, but commonly found in fantasy football. Very sketchy.
“Bro, I was up.. then, the score just magically changed? Game must have been FISKED.”
Fisked by REELiiiiis September 12, 2022

carlton fisked 

To send the brain stem of a would be assailant down his spine and out of his rectum onto the concrete with a baseball bat.
Wannabe gangster: Gimme all your money or I'll beat you up.

Victim: Umm no.

Wannabe gangster: Yes.

(Out comes the Louisville Slugger) WHAM!!!

Victim: You've been Carlton Fisked.
carlton fisked by Colonel Enguss November 12, 2006

Tight-Fisted

Stingy character; unwilling to spend or give.
He is so Tight-Fisted he ignores charities and never leaves a tip.
Tight-Fisted by clamorous January 22, 2013

Fiskebolle 

A small white sea-dwelling creature that lives near the "fjords" of Norway. One of Norway`s first kings (Harald Hårfagre) loved Fiskeboller so much that he decreed them to be the Norwegians national dish. Fiskeboller are hunted by placing small cylindrical traps bated with "kraft" at the sea bottom. Fiskeboller does not move fast so there can be up to 20 of them in one trap when it shuts. The traps are then gathered, labeled and placed directly in the store shelves at "Rimi" to ensure total freshness. Fiskeboller are shy creatures so they are rarely seen outside of these traps. The Fiskebolle has a less popular "cousin" called Fiskepinne.
My Fiskebolle is so fresh it wiggled of my plate today

Mini-fisted 

The acted of being fisted in your rectum by a midget.
Hugo loves Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory.
He masterbates at the thought of being Mini-fisted by all the oompa-loopas.
Mini-fisted by j-prince March 11, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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