Fisked
Fisked by Churchill1965 August 4, 2017
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Fisked
This party was so great, til that drunk asshole made it all about him. Really Fisked the whole thing.
Fisked by Stevo20173017 February 11, 2017
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Fisked • Fiskedyr • carlton fisked • fisted • fished • finked • fished out • fisker • ficked • fiske
Fisked
Fisked by REELiiiiis September 12, 2022
carlton fisked
To send the brain stem of a would be assailant down his spine and out of his rectum onto the concrete with a baseball bat.
Wannabe gangster: Gimme all your money or I'll beat you up.
Victim: Umm no.
Wannabe gangster: Yes.
(Out comes the Louisville Slugger) WHAM!!!
Victim: You've been Carlton Fisked.
Victim: Umm no.
Wannabe gangster: Yes.
(Out comes the Louisville Slugger) WHAM!!!
Victim: You've been Carlton Fisked.
carlton fisked by Colonel Enguss November 12, 2006
Tight-Fisted
Tight-Fisted by clamorous January 22, 2013
Fiskebolle
A small white sea-dwelling creature that lives near the "fjords" of Norway. One of Norway`s first kings (Harald Hårfagre) loved Fiskeboller so much that he decreed them to be the Norwegians national dish. Fiskeboller are hunted by placing small cylindrical traps bated with "kraft" at the sea bottom. Fiskeboller does not move fast so there can be up to 20 of them in one trap when it shuts. The traps are then gathered, labeled and placed directly in the store shelves at "Rimi" to ensure total freshness. Fiskeboller are shy creatures so they are rarely seen outside of these traps. The Fiskebolle has a less popular "cousin" called Fiskepinne.
Fiskebolle by Professor of goatcheese. January 13, 2011
Mini-fisted
Hugo loves Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory.
He masterbates at the thought of being Mini-fisted by all the oompa-loopas.
He masterbates at the thought of being Mini-fisted by all the oompa-loopas.
Mini-fisted by j-prince March 11, 2011
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