SkibidiDonkeyMan's definitions

Skibidiing

The action of 'skibidiing' is when someone is squirting and excreting their delectable, white sticky liquids all over another.

I like skibidiing all over my wife on a Friday night after drinking.

by SkibidiDonkeyMan September 18, 2024

Skibidi Sex

To have sex with both parties being attached to a cable hanging off a bridge, then to give birth to the child into toilet water

I have brain damage due to being an outcome of skibidi sex

by SkibidiDonkeyMan July 17, 2024

Hop on Clash of Clans

Said to someone after they raid your base in COC. When this victim is raided the person who attacked is legally obliged to have sex with them every day until they get 20 3 star attacks for them on the victim's COC account.

Woman: "I just raided your base."
Man: "Hop on Clash of Clans."
Woman: "NO PLEASE I DIDN'T MEAN IT!"

by SkibidiDonkeyMan July 21, 2024

Hop on Territorial

To be very happy and have a very positive day 😄

I was very happy so I decided to Hop on Territorial and invade France.

by SkibidiDonkeyMan August 7, 2024

Arigyatto

A commonly used phrase by people in Japan. Said when you are at a restaurant and you have finished with the menu, the waitress takes them away for you, as she turns around you go to say 'arigato' (thank you) but then you see that ass. Half way through the word it just erupts from your mouth. ariGYATTTTTTo.

Waitress: I'll take your menu. (Said in Japanese)

*Waitress Walks Away*

Guy at the Table: Oh, AriGYATTo

by SkibidiDonkeyMan August 11, 2024

pygyattoras theorem

When you are doing Pythagoras theorem in maths class but get very horny because of the way that hypotenuse looks at you in the corner of your eye.

You think you're just going crazy but then you realise it's calling out to you.

Screw the A squared and B squared, look at that sexy C squared.

And it only gets better when you find the square root of that. A lonely little C waiting for you just outside the door...

You strip naked and get ready to pound the living shit out of that hypotenuse.

In maths today that Pygyattoras theorem got me going real hard.

by SkibidiDonkeyMan May 21, 2024

tc_

"tc_" is an abbreviation for tiny cock someone's name. You can insert the first letter of your friend's name where the underscore is and for example, r, for rocky. Now the abbreviation means Tiny Cock Rocky.

tc_

Guy 1: Hey cunt tcl!
Guy 2 (Lachlan): What the fuck are you on about?
Guy 1: Bet you couldn't even get it to the end of a tuna tin.
Guy 2: Ok...?

by SkibidiDonkeyMan May 27, 2024