Post Orgasm Torture

When you cum but she won't stop sucking. (It feels rrreeeaaalllyyyy good)

Girl: Aww aren't you soo cute?
Boy: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH OH GOD MERCY!!! MAKE IT STOP!!
Girl: Aww I'll keep going
Boy: AHH! AHH! NO! NOT POST ORGASM TORTURE!!!

by Skeletonbones May 24, 2022

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lol

It used to mean "laugh out loud" but people just say it when they have no fucking clue what else to say.

Guy 1: look at this meme
Guy 2: lol

Ex 2 :
Guy 1: I just slipped and water went everywhere
Guy 2: r.i.p lol

by Skeletonbones September 27, 2021

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Sleep

'Sleep' has been disabled by your school.

Faith: well I gotta go to sleep.

James: do you have school?
Faith: yes?
James: Sorry, that has been disabled by school

by Skeletonbones November 11, 2020

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by Skeletonbones October 30, 2021

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School

A prison-like building that puts you through hell. First, you wake up at 5:00 in the morning to make you spend a painful hour getting ready for the 56th day of hell. Then, you get closer to hell around 6:30. Once you enter 'School', you are sat down to prepare for hell. Then, you have to listen to the teacher for an hour before getting scolded because you weren't paying attention to the most boring part about learning. After you finish 10% of hell, you go to a different class to do other stuff. But in 40 minutes after that, you're put back into the deepest point of hell, reading. You finally get done with the rest of hell and you can go home and relax. Just kidding! 'SCHOOL' HAS TO RUIN YOUR RELAXING TIME BY GIVING YOU FUCKING HOMEWORK!! YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH WORK ALREADY! You finally finish the last part of hell for one day and slip into a depressing life.

Just use Google to learn stuff.

Bob: Ugh I have to go to School
Depressed person: Y- you mean p- p- prison?
Bob: Oh yeah.
Depressed guy: Don't go there.

by Skeletonbones October 13, 2020

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