Post Orgasm Torture

When you cum but she won't stop sucking. (It feels rrreeeaaalllyyyy good)

Girl: Aww aren't you soo cute?
Boy: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH OH GOD MERCY!!! MAKE IT STOP!!
Girl: Aww I'll keep going
Boy: AHH! AHH! NO! NOT POST ORGASM TORTURE!!!

by Skeletonbones May 25, 2022

What?

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by Skeletonbones January 19, 2021

Sleep

'Sleep' has been disabled by your school.

Faith: well I gotta go to sleep.

James: do you have school?
Faith: yes?
James: Sorry, that has been disabled by school

by Skeletonbones November 11, 2020

Tower of Hell

More like Tower of shit fuck fuck fuck fuck shitty shit shit fuckity shit fuck poop game shit fuck game bad fuck shit game.

Lifeless person: Do you like Tower of hell?
Me: did you mean "Shit fuckshitfuckfuckfuckshit game"?

by Skeletonbones May 12, 2021

succ

When she fucc so good that its time for succ

Jayden - man, you give me such a fucc

boi - i can also provide succ

Jayden - mmm yummo

by Skeletonbones November 01, 2021

Discord Betrayal

When you beg one of your friends to stay up longer and they agree but then they end up falling asleep

DISCORD BETRAYAL

A sad texting story
Jordan: Aight I'm gonna go to bed now.
Carter: Noo can you pleaseee stay up longer!
Jordan: Ok I will
(30 minutes later)
Carter: hello?
Carter: Jordan?
Carter: Bro you said you would stay uppp
(When Jordan wakes up)
Jordan: BRO I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO FALL ASLEEP I'M SO SORRY!!!
(Jordan later found out that carter committed suicide due to depression and loneliness )
Moral of the story: Never do something after saying you wouldn't do it.
The end

by Skeletonbones November 01, 2021

lol

It used to mean "laugh out loud" but people just say it when they have no fucking clue what else to say.

Guy 1: look at this meme
Guy 2: lol

Ex 2 :
Guy 1: I just slipped and water went everywhere
Guy 2: r.i.p lol

by Skeletonbones September 28, 2021