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A picture taken of yourself at a funeral, preferably next to the deceased, that is planned to be shared via social media. The deadlie snapper recapture an audience that really doesn't care about them. It is the ultimate selfie
I snapped a selfie with Joan Rivers once however I only wish I had the chance to get a deadlie with her at her funeral.
by Sister Wives April 10, 2015
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After an evening at the Turtle with the "Wild Hogs", Mr. Marino returned home to seduce his wife by massaging her back only for her to later discover that he had Dogfish Dick.
by Sister Wives January 17, 2013
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Dude, it is so hot and I would love to drink a black Russian.
Why don't you make us some Putin & Marley's
Why don't you make us some Putin & Marley's
by Sister Wives May 10, 2018
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by Sister Wives September 10, 2011
Get the ma'legurtz mug.When you need a sick day so you purposely fail your symptom checker and call out as suspected Covid contact
I didn’t sleep well last night so I think I’ll purposely fail my symptom checker and just take a Covid day
by Sister Wives February 26, 2021
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Get the Air jerking mug.My desktop is just loaded with files. That will be a good pandemic resolution, I will be sure to clean them up during when I'm trapped at home for 3 months again.
by Sister Wives July 22, 2021
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