SirGreg's definitions

Jamtangle

When you're performing oral sex on a female, and you suddenly realise it was bad monthly timing for such an act, but you're unsure whether to carry on or stop

I was going down on my girlfriend the other day and got myself into a right jamtangle

by SirGreg January 3, 2017

pickleminge

A slightly vinegary/acidic tasting vagina

Oh she was a nice lass but she had a bit of a pickleminge

by SirGreg January 3, 2017

a fuckin' liker

Someone who says like in the wrong context constantly. Usually students and teenage girls are the main offenders

A fuckin' liker - I was like going to the like shop for a like sandwich

by SirGreg January 3, 2017

Cunnychum

Menstrual juices excreted whilst swimming in the ocean, potentially leading to unwanted shark attention

The beaches of Northern Brisbane were once a favourite haunt for watersports, but the recent increase in the levels of Cunnychum has made it a haven for the disgustingly named, Sliteye shark

by SirGreg January 3, 2017