Jamtangle

When you're performing oral sex on a female, and you suddenly realise it was bad monthly timing for such an act, but you're unsure whether to carry on or stop

I was going down on my girlfriend the other day and got myself into a right jamtangle

by SirGreg January 03, 2017

pickleminge

A slightly vinegary/acidic tasting vagina

Oh she was a nice lass but she had a bit of a pickleminge

by SirGreg January 03, 2017

Valenswine

A Valentine's Day date that resembles a pig

Yes I'very got a date but she's a bit of a Valenswine!

by SirGreg February 14, 2017

a fuckin' liker

Someone who says like in the wrong context constantly. Usually students and teenage girls are the main offenders

A fuckin' liker - I was like going to the like shop for a like sandwich

by SirGreg January 03, 2017

Clungemonger

A more modern, urban name for a brothel

I tell you what mate I'm busting for a jump, shall we nip down the Clungemongers ?

by SirGreg June 05, 2017

Clownflounders

Pubic lice specific to the Clown race

Look at Mr Happy he's scratching like a rat in a scabby mingepipe, I'm fairly sure he's got Clownflounders!

by SirGreg February 05, 2017

Vdtv

An educational channel for people with slutty, infected genitalia.

If you're not gonna get yourself to the doctor with those Crabscabs, at least refer to Vdtv for information

by SirGreg February 05, 2017