SirGreg's definitions

Clownflounders

Pubic lice specific to the Clown race

Look at Mr Happy he's scratching like a rat in a scabby mingepipe, I'm fairly sure he's got Clownflounders!

by SirGreg February 5, 2017

Vdtv

An educational channel for people with slutty, infected genitalia.

If you're not gonna get yourself to the doctor with those Crabscabs, at least refer to Vdtv for information

by SirGreg February 5, 2017

Clungemonger

A more modern, urban name for a brothel

I tell you what mate I'm busting for a jump, shall we nip down the Clungemongers ?

by SirGreg June 5, 2017

pickleminge

A slightly vinegary/acidic tasting vagina

Oh she was a nice lass but she had a bit of a pickleminge

by SirGreg January 3, 2017

Punanidemic

A sudden influx of fantastic minge throughout the world.

The most of Eastern Europe is currently witnessing a Punanidemic. Men are losing their mind and oats at an alarming rate!

by SirGreg June 5, 2017

Fannyflockers

A group of men or women who appreciate a fantastic flangepatch

Aye up Sam, knickers on here come the Fannyflockers

by SirGreg January 7, 2017

Jamtangle

When you're performing oral sex on a female, and you suddenly realise it was bad monthly timing for such an act, but you're unsure whether to carry on or stop

I was going down on my girlfriend the other day and got myself into a right jamtangle

by SirGreg January 3, 2017