Definitions by SirBlondie

pedosticks

Pedosticks combines the alluring qualities of chopsticks and pedophilia.

As with fiddlesticks, it can be used to denote frustration for being unable to do something. Unlike with fiddlesticks, that something is jailbait.

Chris Hansen: I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Why don't you take a seat?

Prashanth: Aww pedosticks.

pedosticks by SirBlondie December 20, 2008

premejac 

shorthand for premature ejaculation

Peekay: SORRY FOR PREMEJACCING. I can't help it... I'm foreign.

premejac by SirBlondie December 20, 2008

low six 

Similar to a low five between two bros, but with the added flair of a sixth digit, aka one's dick.

Commonly performed on nude beaches, this is seen as the ultimate gesture of friendship.

"dude bro i was giving this guy a low five but he was so clutch that it became a low six"

low six by Sirblondie December 17, 2008

stylol

A laughably ill-informed perception of style

Bro: AHHH yeah, breh, check out these kanye shutter shades.
Fellow: Styloling it up, I see.
Bro: YUHYEAH... wait, what?

stylol by Sirblondie October 16, 2008